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[pacificrim-archive]

[rocketmermaid]

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

[hussainthemvp]

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

[lesbianrey]

good good star wars boys

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

Mermaid interior | cmeocollective

[hyenaseenatree]

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[andisupreme]

Dear D&Diary,

Today I had the revelation that my half orc has 30ft speed, but because she’s a monk, her unarmored movement is +10ft at Level 3. Using the ki feature Breath of the Wind, she can dash as a bonus action meaning she can go 80ft in a turn.

If anyone cast Haste on my dear sweet Marfu, she would go 160 in six seconds. 

At her most perfect Level 20 self’s unarmored movement of +30, she could go a max 120ft in a turn, or 240ft hasted. With 20 ki points to spend that could mean a solid two minutes of going almost 30 miles per hour and I think that’s beautiful.

[andisupreme]

jade-empath replied to your post:

don’t forget that you can dash as your standard action as well as your bonus action!

OH GOD YOU’RE RIGHT

Right now at Level 3: max 120 ft. per turn 240 ft. Hasted = 27 MPH

Level 20: 180 ft. per turn 360 ft. Hasted = …

EVERYBODY OUTTA THE GODDAMN WAY THIS ORC LADY COMIN AT YOU AT 40 MILES PER HOUR

[andisupreme]

vgtgvgs replied to your post:

Grab yourself the mobile feat for that extra 10ft base movement

We’re up to a max of 210/420 (lol) feet per six seconds which is 47 MPH. I feel like we’re crowdsourcing this monk at this point to make her as game-breakingly fast as possible.

[quantum-jump]

BETTER MAKE THAT 94MPH

I quote the 5th Edition rulebook:

Boots of Speed

While you wear these boots, you can use a Bonus Action and click the boots’ heels together. If you do, the boots double your walking speed, and any creature that makes an opportunity attack against you has disadvantage on the Attack roll. If you click your heels together again, you end the effect.

When the boots’ property has been used for a total of ten minutes, the magic ceases to function until you finish a Long Rest.

[andisupreme]

Are you telling me Haste and Boots of Speed STACK?! Oh my god we’ve discovered the real Fast Travel function

Oh shit mom’s home everyone hide the Speed

[hitchcomet]

[gncrevan]

[Caption: a video clip of Darth Vader’s appearance on the rebel ship in Rogue One, set to the beginning of “Gimme More” by Britney Spears.]

[weavemama]

THIS NEEDS TO BE MADE INTO A MOVIE 

[thequeensthroat]

Bathroom lighting can’t even capture how frickin good this gold velvet shirt I found in a dorm free bin is

[murolo-moved]

@babylonian hey man what happened

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

i meant every word

[milknkookies]

If you look up ‘Cinnamon Roll’ in the dictionary, you probably will see a picture of this guy. This video is probably listed as a source.

[insomniac-arrest]

non-gendered alternative to ‘welcome ladies and gentlemen’

[aresmarked]

important question: has iguanamouth drawn a dragon with tree frog legs

[iguanamouth]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm too long

[witchdaily]

Valais Blacknose Sheep

CUTEST GODDAMN SHEEP IN THE WORLD.

[esorellehcim-deactivated2019110]

It’s tongue!

[theraptorcage]

Eurasian Eagle Owl chicks

[hearthawk]

The laundry is alive and it is angry.

[provokelust]

omfg

[flyswattersupreme]

This is why you clean the lint tray regularly

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

you’ve heard of Dust Bunnies now get ready for

L I N T O W L S

[chaoswolf1982]

The lint owls eat the dust bunnies. It’s the cycle of debris ecology.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Nature is so savage ;_;

[xeppeli]

lahore pigeons are some of the most visually appealing birds out there. like in terms of visual design. very minimalist, good contrast.

[xeppeli]

[tunnaa-unnaa]

Too bad Lahore pigeons are a domestic breed and don’t appear in the wild at all. Some equally balanced wild colorations include

Pygmy Falcon

Great Hornbill

Wallcreeper

and

Black-throated Loon

[xeppeli]

this is a good addition to this post. thank you for this birds educations

[fuckingconversations]

I would like to submit the following additions to the world of exceptional bird color design:

Cedar Waxwing

Red Crowned Crane

Brahminy Kite

Green Tree Swallow (I mean seriously - those are metallic teal feathers against stark white. Damn.) 

Bali Mynah

And, last but certainly not least, the cutest fucking puffball on this planet earth:

The Korean Crow-Tit

[ohthisismuchworse]

I’d also like to contribute some pretty awesome birds

Hooded Pitta (or as like to call them little olives)

Coua

Mot-Mot

The Blue Crown Pigeon (the biggest pigeon)

[yournewfriendshouse]

I’m on my mobile but someone should add a red tail cockatoo to this wonderful bird thread!

[thenatsdorf]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Yoga with baby goats is a thing now. [full video]

[slack-water]

new star wars trailer heyyyyy

Rey is probably out of breath in that clip at the beginning because she had to haul Luke’s old ass up a mountain or something