don't trust him.

❝i think that genuine emotion just sometimes makes me feel uncomfortable.❞ nam joo hyuk. 21 year old con artist. also known as — the asshole who lives in apartment 23.

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open!

“Great! Now all I’ll need left is first month’s rent up front plus the security deposit. Anything else you'd like to discuss with me before you move in?”

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kael is in for a surprise!

“Oh, don’t bother       I already ate all the pills from underneath the couch.”

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alright, after what felt eons        i am finally back! i know it’s been quite some time since i’ve been on here and have to resubmit some things for directories and get to replies, but hey, if anyone wants a short starter, just like this post and you’ll receive one asap!!! 

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will be not active as much this week due to a killer fever that just hit me last night. replies will either come very slowly        or not at all. so this is basically a psa that i won’t be active bc sick?? yeah that my head hurts a lot so i won’t be focusing too much on replies, asks, etc, etc but rather getting well. so if any of the old or new followers wanted to plot, start a thread, etc, etc just leave a message in my askbox, IM and i’ll get to it whenever i feel much better, which should not be long so don’t be shy! hope you all have a healthy ass week!

[illvsionisms-blog]

◖☆◗ — at the sight of the tablets, very visible through the transparent ziplock bag, junsu waved his hands frantically in front of his face. before joo hyuk could even finish what he was asking, the illusionist forcefully pushed the bag back towards the other’s body, ❝ no! i didn’t mean pills either, thank you very much. i was thinking… something more along the lines of my pet. just come hang around with me when i’m bored and act cute when i ask you to- ❞ it was a long shot with this one, but it was worth a shot. ❝ come on. two hundo. and you only have to do it for… two days. ❞

[hyksque-blog]

“well alright then, your loss        not mine.” cue the nonchalant roll of his cocoa colored orbs and the next thing you know he’s tossing the transparent zip lock bag to the side where he’ll probably pick it back up later and down about a dozen of them at once and go to a club of some sort. fun times with joo hyuk always got weird, fun times indeed. “listen, if you wanted me to be your fake boyfriend for two days to make some loser jealous, that’s totally fine by me. i just want five hundo, instead. being my boyfriend for two days is quite expensive, but trust me        the sex will be so out of this world.” joo hyuk knew he stretched the latter’s own version of whatever he wanted to mark joo hyuk as a “pet”, but as long as he got paid, it was all good.

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KISS IT BETTER / chaeyxon

“ Again with the nude party, Joo Hyuk? Honestly? Again? Sorry if you find nothing where my interest should be. I’ll wear a cami and shorts, no less. And I’ll have you know those are also my pajamas, so maybe I’ll take a nice nap instead. Why is this your go-to choice when I ask to hang out? You should be the one who’s ashamed. Though I know better than to ask for the impossible. Ask nicely and I might reconsider. ”

“Yes        again, with my famous nude parties, Chaeyeon. It generates income for my half of the rent, plus is brings in cute guys who wanna take a trip to pound-town! Also suit yourself with that outfit, I guess looking hot while taking a nap has lost all meaning. You sure you don’t wanna hang with me while I throw one hell of a party with naked losers? It beats taking a nap, plus some couple might barge in and have sex right next to you! Was that nice enough for you to reconsider?”

[defusible-blog]

they told me i could amount to nearly anything when i grew up. how come now i’m the one left behind as everyone else is living the dream i wanted? bullshit.

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OPEN!

“Morning! I’d offer you breakfast        but you didn’t make any.”

[uiqns]

Message   ⇒ ( 주혁 ) [ MSG ] :  Is it weird that I am getting turned on with that thought with a priest? I mean, that shit isn’t right in their book but they are still doing it.

[ MSG ] :  No, I do not know what you mean but I am very much intrigued on who topped who. It is just for my educational purposes. And I gotta have some thoughts when I do my happy-time alone, right. :^) [ MSG ] : And risk myself on getting me behind the bars? No, thanks. I’d rather lure those losers to me without breaking the law. Anyways the vehicle just passed at a cute dude, fuck.

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Message   ⇒ ( jae-loser 💸 ) [ MSG ] : at least someone thought about it. you should try it sometimes. try going to a catholic church, the priests there are extra kinky. i know from experience!

[ MSG ] : i thought you weren’t gay??? 😦😦😦😦😦😦 talk about plot twists. but if you must know it was a give && take kind of situation. we both switched it up. and it got really rough.

[ MSG ] : && trust me, when you’re with me cops don’t come busting down doors and go arresting people. i know a few cops who keeps the others away from me. plus,  knowing you, you’d probably end up trying to hard to get a cute dude hard.

[drxxjae-blog]

“ Hilarious indeed… ” and for just a moment, Joo Hyuk didn’t look quite so cute.  Just a small moment.  Such a sharp tongue was something that both pissed him off an made him want more at the same time.  He pointed the rim of his drink at the man as he spoke to him before swallowing the rest of it with a sigh.  “ Are you sure it’ll be my ass on the wall? What if I wanted it to be your ass on the wall? ” He challenged with a short laugh, though he couldn’t object forever.  The stress recently of work had made him susceptible to all kinds of things that he knew he shouldn’t want.  “ How far will I have to walk to get there? ”

[hyksque-blog]

“I know right? Tell that to the people at AA, and they’ll actually believe that.” Cue the cant of his head and his cocoa colored orbs are wandering along the male’s picture perfect frame of his, and then onto the nighttime sky after he’s done raking the male’s body over with his eyes, a sigh shortly afterwards coming from him along with the latter. “Whatever, either way I’m getting laid by a doctor, I’ll be able to add this onto my resume probably. Who knows?” With a shrug to follow after his rhetorical inquiry, his placed his orbs back onto the latter with his smirk still ever so present. “I have no idea where we’re at, so hopefully you have a car so you can take me back to my place!”

[allthingsmusings]

♛ fill in about the muse.

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Kitchen:

What is the character’s favourite food? He doesn’t have a favorite. As long as that food will come with a side of hard booze, it’s all his favorite. Are they good at cooking? How good/bad? Extremely good at cooking when he’s unfortunately caught with deeper feelings for someone. Which is also extremely rare, as well. Other than that, he doesn’t cook at all. He either gets takeout or he’ll convince his roommate to cook for them! Do they leave the dishes out? Hell no        not ever. Only when he’s too intoxicated will he leave the dishes out. Either way, his roommate is the one dealing with the dishes, whether they like it or not. What kind of food is in their refrigerator? Pretty much anything you could imagine. His 4th ex-roommate goes grocery shopping for him, so with that he has never paid for groceries his entire life. Do they cook, eat out or get take-away/delivered food more? Take-away/delivered food more than actually cooking. He tends to get men or even women to take him out for a night out on the town and ends up bringing home food afterwards.

Living Room:

How does the character spend weekends? To simply put it: partying        25/8. What kind of movies does the character watch? He doesn’t usually watch movies but it would be either action or horror. Cheesy romance in a pinch is included, too. What do they do with friends? Chill or party a majority of the times. Joo Hyuk always has found ways to bring the unpredictable wild lifestyle of his into his friends life, whether they were accepting of it or not. What’s their favorite pastime? Sleeping. What’s their favorite TV show/Film? TV Show - How To Get Away With Murder && American Horror Story / Film - Frida

Bathroom:

How does the character prepare in the morning? He starts with a shower, choose his outfit of the day and then starts waking his roommate up so they can make him breakfast because he’s too lazy to do so. What kind of hair product/make-up do they use? He uses the Elnett Satin Hairspray with strong hold. Nothing else. How clean is this character? Very. He grew up learning that you can’t go on with your day with vomit all over yourself. Does the character have thousands of shampoo/shower gel bottles by the shower, or do they use only the bare essentials? He has a ton of body scrubs, bottles of body wash and shampoo by the shower. He once slept with a worker from LUSH and gets free shower care items for free every few days or so, which makes life much easier for him.

Bedroom:

How do they sleep? (Position, sleeping habits, bedtime routines) Before sleeping he would down a few bottles of booze, wash up and steal a couple bucks from his roommate. His sleeping position varies from on his back to his side, or even on his stomach. Joo Hyuk doesn’t move all that much in his sleep. What are their pajamas like? He likes to sleep simply in either silk pajamas or go to bed naked. What do they dream about usually? His dreams revolve around seeing Charo in concert. Other than that, it’s just sex dreams upon even more sex dreams. How neat/tidy are they? Pretty tidy since he’s got his roommate by his side to keep him proper and tidy if he manages to find himself in a rather dirty situation. How affectionate are they? Very much so        but in his own way. He’s an aggressive lover. But that rarely comes about since he has avoided that possibility to ever begin to occur right before his eyes.

Attic:

What is the character afraid of? Living in a chick-flick. (Used to be scared of Steven Seagal's ponytail.) How do they deal with bad memories? He doesn’t really pay that much attention to such bad memories. Joo Hyuk is considered a “next-moment” kind of person. While everyone sits around with the awful memories lingering, he’s onto the next thing. What is this character’s role in a horror movie? The guy that suddenly wanders off with a guy in the woods to have sex with until the killer comes after them and goes at an attempt to kill Joo Hyuk, which ends with the result of him actually surviving in the end somehow. He probably slept with the killer, if anything. How do they hide their secrets? Easy        he merely lies. It’s not that hard for him to hide his secrets. 

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CONSIDERATION / amissumse

“When I look outside my window, I can't get no peace of mind        maybe it’s because I probably don’t even bother to stop my perverted neighbor Eli from the next building over from peeping in on me doing whatever the hell it is that I do exactly. It’s not like I mind that much anyways, it’s just my roommate always screams when she finds him staring at her through the window. You think I should get a tranquilizer gun and use it on her? I think I’m gonna do that. Do you have three-hundred bucks I could borrow?”

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KISS IT BETTER / chaeyxon

“Oh, what are you willing to do... Kiss it, kiss it better baby        I mean, it’s not that hard, is it? Join in the full on nude party I’m about to throw, or are you perhaps scared you would enjoy it too much? There’s no shame in admitting defeat, not everyone can hang with the infamous asshole in apartment twenty-three.”

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POSE / lxaerii

“And I never liked a broke bitch        but speaking of broke bitches, what ever happened to that random guy you always seemed to like enough to bring him around someone like me? I do hope the sex wasn’t all too bad. Did you even get to try sea cucumber with him?”

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GOODNIGHT GOTHAM / gxlden97

“Only if for a night         would I actually allow myself to be so fucking stupid to let you tag along for my sake bomb and sea urchin chaser night. You’re probably not going to do your sake bomb with your raw fish chaser, aren’t you? Maybe instead being a judgmental Sally, and try to apply here? I heard they pay under the table, and the chef keeps looks like he wants to whisper wicked promises in your ears. Nice, right?”

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HIGHER / nahvuns

“This whiskey got me feeling pretty        also horny too, oh and let me not to forget I’m a bit peckish for a burger all of a sudden. You up for a three o’ clock in the morning run for food? Or am I going to have to find some random loser to do my bidding for me? There wouldn’t be no harm in it. Plus, I think both of us could use the exercise        well, you can. I find myself to be perfectly fine, still. Great, right?”

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DESPERADO / baesunah

“We share common interests       you need me, there ain't no leaving me behind         especially when you get completely shattered and end up projectile vomiting all over the bar. Just don’t get any of that shit on me, and know I will not be paying the cleaning bill for you. Now        are you ready to scam a few hot losers tonight?”