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[yoonseok-deactivated20190701]

[shes-a-maslaniac]

idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time

[ifellinthefandom]

me,the first time I read smut: okay, the door is locked, the curtains pulled, the shutters closed, my back is to the wall and I will close the tab at the first sound I hear!  *blushes through two paragraphs of pure vanilla*

me reading smut now: well, this bus is crowded, and it’s a long ride…. I know just the fic! *poker face through 20 chapters of kinkfest.*… Nice.

[hyouei]

Charles Xavier on a date: So what do you think about humans?

Erik: HUMANS MUST BE ELIMINATED!

Charles, casually eating breadsticks: Erik no.

[monttagues]

season 1: there is only ONE WEREWOLF and NO ONE can teach me things i’m ALL ALONE IN THIS

season 5: the pizza boy is a weredragon. that tree you just walked by is actually the new chemistry teacher. are there still humans in this town?

[hyouei]

them: ur fave is shit

me: absolutely *pulls out handwritten 27 page report on exactly how and why they are shit*

[wordsnquotes]

She was beautiful, but she was beautiful in the way a forest fire was beautiful: something to be admired from a distance, not up close.

Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (via qarconne)

[jakegyllenhaal]

self care is unfollowing people who post negative shit about stuff that makes you happy

[alteanlotor]

self care is blocking two thirds of your own fandom

[passion]

started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower

[eposettemyass]

i relate to javert because as soon as i make one (1) mistake i too immediately request banishment and death

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

— because it was my crime to have no one on Earth who cared for me, or loved me.

Edgar Allan Poe, from a letter to John Allan written c. January 1831 

[lifeinpoetry]

I’ve made it clear I am not to be trusted with a body

Kaveh Akbar, from “Thirstiness Is Not Equal Division,” Calling a Wolf a Wolf

[hyouei]

Wolfgang: Nobody wears bulletproof vests in real life.

Wolfgang: *pulls a bazooka out of trunk of car*

[hyouei]

me, reading fanfic for the hundredth time and knowing damn well what's up: shit I wonder if they fall in love

otp: falls in love

me: yoo oOOOOOOOOO

[captainlitebrite]

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

[cinemasangel-deactivated2019032]

a moment of silence for all the looks i would able to pull off if i had money

[hyouei]

someone: tell me about yourself

me: don't know them sorry