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hype - 20 - main blog - selfship sideblog @retr0mance - layout credit: lumieron

[hype-h0use]

Hihi!

My name is Hype! I'm 20, my pronouns are they/he and i Like Men. nice to meet you :)

This is my main blog, so if you see me following/liking things from here, i probably go by the same name on the blog you're ACTUALLY looking for lmao. my selfshipping blog is @retr0mance im a brave boy and too lazy to keep saying it LMAO.

small note: my posts aren't organized by tags! i hate this just as much as you do. there's too many for me to scroll back and fix them all.

layout credit: lumieron

[goldensunset]

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

[goldensunset]

you! tumblr user!

[theawesomeadventurer]

[theawesomeadventurer]

happy anniversary to godiwishthatwereme.jpg

[constant-state-of-self-discovery]

[anarchist-bakery]

someone put a birthday hat on them

[constant-state-of-self-discovery]

Ask and you shall recieve

[cockyroaches]

Happy 10 years anniversary to god i wish that were me 💕💞💕💞

[techtvhottie]

[techtvhottie]

[lacklusterlexicon-deactivated20]

Apropos of (almost) nothing: I'm the kind of pedant who dislikes calling tentacle porn "tentacle porn" not because I think it's aberrant but because, 98% of the time, what's being depicted are octoform arms or tendrils, not tentacles. Tentacles are defined by the clubbed ends, which are the only part that have suckers. If it's tapered and has suckers all the way down, it's an octoform arm; if it has no suckers at all, it's a tendril.

You're welcome.

[autumngracy]

This site has gotta be the weirdest way to learn things

[urgentkettle]

new knowledge for me and all my fellow mobster fuckers dropped

[willypadilly]

Eh, boss. We nose you and Tony are ya know, badda boom, but I thinks ya made a typo dar.

[urgentkettle]

Gawd damn it, Frankie. This is what I get for trying to type with these tentacle thumbs.

[ceo-of-lesbians]

[ceo-of-lesbians]

Reblogs have been turned back on as a treat for everyone this 9/11!

[punkitt-is-here]

magical girl but the person you become when you transform is not you. it is something else. and the line between you and your magical form is drawing ever closer and yet so far away

[punkitt-is-here]

[lakevida]

remembering that octopus brains are donut shaped cause their esophagus goes thru the middle of their head and sometimes they die from brain damage from meal too big, and saying a long prayer before bed every night that if something like that happens to me i will be able to handle it gracefully

[lakevida]

now i lay me down to sleep

i pray the lord my soul to keep

and hope my brain does not explode

from lunch or dinner overload

but if i die from eating good

i know the haters wish they could

and every day i thank my god

i was not born a cephalopod

and as we all know most prayer is silent so while there are no further words it continues for twelve minutes or so

[pkmn-smashorpass]

Roggenrola

Smash

Pass

Voting ended onSep 15, 2024

[tagfer]

hole

[wildemoth]

Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight

[everythingfox]

(via)

[voiceboss]

Visit Original Link

[Yes, I had to do it. Yes, all the voices are me. Lyrics under the cut.]

Keep reading

[yesornopolls]

Are you listening to music right now? (Put the song in the tags)

Are you listening to music right now?

Yes

No

Voting ended onAug 10, 2024

[sycamorality]

umbreon except the rings depend on the phase of the moon. if the moon is a crescent then the rings on the umbreon are too. if it's half moon the rings are also half. if its a new moon it doesn't have rings and if it's a full moon the rings are completely there and have a chance of being just Orb. someones probably already had tjis idea but also i made a shitty mspaint chart so i have to post this

[sycamorality]

there is a single note in this chart that was cut out with the cropping

[sycamorality]

someone told me to put a shirt on him

[sycamorality]

please sweater your umbreons or they will get cold

[sycamorality]

naw who yellowed my kitty

[sycamorality]

i need to draw this

[diamondvic]

Haven’t you noticed?? Yellow is all the rage these days!

[sycamorality]

PLEASE THIS IS SO CUTE

[sycamorality]

and what if they were based on constellations.....

i tried to keep the star positions accurate, but that's a bit hard when your medium is an umbreon

[butch-of-the-blades]

op, what would a solar eclipse variant look like?

[sycamorality]

and i think blue moon would be a shiny umbreon

[sycamorality]

TRUE!!!!!!

[sycamorality]

[tags from @luxdraconia and @moonlitlillypop as well]

blue moon's blue can vary in shades of blue, it can be bright dark or dark blue, whathaveyou, etc, in rare cases its even purple

harvent moon ranges in vibrant oranges but the eyes are also a bright golden orange

if you take an umbreon to the moon... secret third thing! i think they might've discovered a second shiny variant.

[sycamorality]

and of course

[sparrownnax]

[sycamorality]

oh my fucking god

[rattanwhip]

Criiation