[hypehypno]

So uh… I might be back? I’ve logged back in to this account after a little over two years of absence. Thinking about moving this over to be an account for reptiles, or maybe just making a new one all together? Regardless, hi! It’s Hypno, and I have returned from the depths of twitter hell. It’s been a while! A lot of things have changed since I left.

[hypehypno]

yeah nevermind c yall LMAO

[hypehypno]

So uh... I might be back? I’ve logged back in to this account after a little over two years of absence. Thinking about moving this over to be an account for reptiles, or maybe just making a new one all together? Regardless, hi! It’s Hypno, and I have returned from the depths of twitter hell. It’s been a while! A lot of things have changed since I left.

[hypehypno]

Leaving Tumblr

So after doing a lot of thinking I've decided I'm leaving this site. I won't deactivate my account, incase I want to come back to it someday, but as of now I've decided the best thing for me to do is just leave it. As much as I love the reptile community on here and the great sense of humor, the weight of this world's problems are really bearing down on me, and seeing it plastered in my face from this website every single day really does not help the state of my mental health. It's good to be woke, and understand these issues and why they're bad, but I just can't take the constant awareness anymore. It's driving me mad. More people being murdered 'cause they're black, more shootings, more political stupidness, the UK literally falling apart, I just can't take it anymore. Dammit, I don't even know who I'm gonna vote for this election, or if I'm gonna vote at all. I hate Hilary and I hate Trump. This shit is too overwhelming. If you're a mutual and you want to still talk to me n' stuff, my instagram and twitter are hypnehypno. Just shoot me a DM and I'll give you my skype. I'm mostly active on Instagram, it's primarily where I run my business. So, after three and a half years, this is Hypno, signing out. It was a nice ride, maybe I'll come back one day. Peace.

[vikingfighter-deactivated201909]

THERE’S A SEQUEL

[susielesbian]

vine #1: “They say if you look at something for long enough, you’ll start to love it. [shouting] WELL I’LL BE SHOVING MY COCK IN THE FUCKING BRAKE LIGHTS”

vine #2: “Americans drive on that side of the road. But in England, on this side of the road, you sit here and [shouting] DO FUCKING NOTHING.”

vine #3: “Do you wanna live in London? Do you wanna live life in the fast lane? [shouting] GOOD FUCKING LUCK FINDING IT AHH.”

vine #4: “Here’s another joke. So this American guy walks into a bar. Then an Australian guy walks into the bar. Then a English guy–well, he can’t [shouting] FUCKING MAKE IT.”

vine #5: “You can’t just blame the foreigners for traffic, you can’t even just blame motorists for traffic. Sometimes it’s [shouting] FUCKING SANTA CLAU–”

[senorabasura]

i truly believe this guy’s vines will be the cause of death

[sohnyoungjae]

omg I love these

[blue-diam0nd-deactivated2021032]

as someone who does a lot of driving….. yes

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[hypehypno]

I’m honestly just kinda done with this website. There’s just too much negativity... I’m thinking about leaving for good.

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

An Annual Tradition 🎆

[dnce-yrself-clean]

my actual plans tonight

[pyritethesnake]

Look at this sweet snek.

[snoots-and-boops]

A friend picked up this pretty lady at a show today! 0.1 Hypo Boa imperator

[to-boop-or-not-to-boop]

SUPER LESSER AKA Leuzist. Blue Eye

MUTATION Designer morph

GENETICS

CO-DOMINANT Lesser

FIRST PRODUCED

2004 Ralph Davis Reptiles

http://www.worldofballpythons.com/morphs/super-lesser/

[illumahottie]

Someone please call @911

[macleod]

PLEASE DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE THIS 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND

Take a free Uber instead. Use promo code: 0va97

Reblog to save a life.

[pinkfloydd]

[taylulz]

this is so pure

[fauxfable]

and the award for the most attractive family goes to…

[glowing-space]

IM LAUGHING

[xanny-bar]

WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS 

[heathyr]

Most people I know had that one movie as a kid; that one movie that they would watch it over and over and over to the resigned acceptance of their parents. I’ve always thought that movie says something about a person. What was your movie?

[mommarowen]

Just look at this doofus. Sir Lancelotl just loves his bubbles

[blurrysnakescales]

I need to reblog this

because it is my favorite video

[marrecarandgi]

[counterpunches]

#finn is raised by murderers#doesn’t become murderer