[bigbitterenbee]

officially inactive

remade:

https://bisexualmecha.tumblr.com/

[brucebocchi]

[omnybus]

I am not sorry

[mukkiethekip]

family outing (full view!)

[unbotheredmuse]

[irisbythegoogoodolls]

too much media that depicts bi characters as sexy chads. we need more representation of cringe fail bisexual losers in media

[scavengedluxury]

[exhortation272-deactivated20220]

[anxietyproblem]

[guooey]

favorite genre of images. cat you just know had a pasta

[meerlichtz]

Yesterday I confused a friend because I called him sir and he was like ??? why are you calling me sir we’re friends? And i had to explain that sir is not a word its a feeling. my mac shutting down for no reason is sir. My cat is sir. My pair of jeans is sir. An email that finds me unwell is sir. Two bugs outside my window are sirs.

[meerlichtz]

Examples:

sir please stop eating plastic

sir do you really have to do this right now

sir *intense stare*

my good sir stop that right now

sir why are you just standing in the way

(warningly) sir...

please listen to me sir

(tiredly) sir please.

[ennairea]

Too many of us have worked retail.

Sir is very close to, you motherfucker.

[liquid-pie]

You motherfucker (polite)

[everythingfox]

The best opera singer

(via)

[librarychair]

This dog howls exactly in minor key wtf

[trucoopfields]

this is the funniest fucking thing, god bless elton

(tw: f slur, even though it’s not really used in that context)

FULL VIDEO

[honkyycat]

you can see the EXACT moment where he decides oh this is going to be so fucking funny if i say this

[jdotsodomite]

[cipheramnesia]

[boneheadtrashmouth]

You were either a Magic Treehouse kid, a Goosebumps kid, an Animorphs kid, or a Babysitters Club kid.

[thepoisonroom]

for the record writing a universe with magic but no trans people betrays a fundamental misunderstanding of literally everything and anything

[funny-tik-toks]

[audrey-hepbae]

Toucan: “that there just ain’t natural”

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[singswan-springswan]

I love this. I love everything about this

[noahnomore]

[clauonacloud-deactivated2022071]

[latinajedi]

[gay-jesus-probably]

YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW

[everblaeze-and-balefire-deactiv]

the fuck

[foxgirlintestines]

Lets start doing this again.