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Just wanna be alone

A few years back, I was a waitress at a breakfast diner. On the menus there are pictures of omelettes. The omelettes pictured are yellow.

It’s 11 at night, I get the last table before closing, and it’s a girl my age. She asks for tea and an egg white omelette. So I bring over her egg white omelette, and she starts screaming. Why? Because it’s not yellow like in the picture on the menu, it’s white, so something must be wrong. I explained that the yolk is what makes omelettes yellow, and she didn’t want egg yolks. She’s still mad, and yells again. And then realizes she could eat while she’s yelling, so she does, and I get to watch her chew with her mouth open while she rants about eggs. I’m exhausted and dying inside. She finally stops. I ask if she wants a refill of tea, and she says yes. She’s quiet for the rest of her meal, for which I am very grateful.

After she paid and left, I collected her receipt. On it, she wrote in all caps “I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW EGGS WORK BUT IT WAS YUMMY.” She left a $20 bill on the table as a tip. She also left some pills in a bag that my manager sent to the police, which were identified as some sort of amphetamine.

Don’t do drugs kids, you’ll forget how eggs work.

yiffmaster

your boss can’t garnish your tips like that

“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

leonkennedy

In bloom - neck deep

clearlypositive

“I am slowly learning that some people are not good for me, no matter how much I love them. I deserve someone who is gentle and kind, because my soul is getting tired. Realizing that I deserve something good is one of the first steps.”

— Why I Need to Say Goodbye To You (Michelle K)

jazzetpoesie

do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at

kxousei

one gifset per episode ↳shigatsu wa kimi no uso 「四月は君の嘘」 ► departure ( 04/22 )

“ Maybe there’s only a dark road up ahead, but you still have to believe and keep going. Believe that the stars will light your path, even a little bit. Come on, let’s go on a journey! ” ( spring will be here soon )

glumshoe

My main method for making friends has always been:

1.) make 1 (one) friend

2.) hope that this friend has other friends

3.) hope that these friends accept you as friend 1’s sidekick and tolerate you long enough to bond

littletinysmallmouse-deactivate

Alternately, you can be the rumba. You can be the awkward little robot that no one understands, and everyone slowly becomes attached to you because you’re always there, and it’s Wrong when you’re not

glumshoe

and you can let people strap knives to you

one-time-i-dreamt

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.