Greyson's Garbage

I like comics 🤷🏻 Nightwing's pretty fucking rad 🤘🏻 25, he/him/his my coworkers have referred to me as feral for eating frozen waffles from the box. use this information how you will 🧇

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[vulcanchinchilla-deactivated201]

I’m LAUGHING BECAUSE JUST THESE PANELS ON THEIR OWN SEEM LIKE BRUCE REALLY CAN’T COMPREHEND OR BELIEVE WHAT THE FUCK DICK IS WEARING. LIKE HE NEEDS TO TAKE OFF THE COWL BECAUSE WHAT IF IT’S MESSING WITH HIS EYESIGHT IT HAS TO BE THEN HE TAKES IT OFF AND IT’S LIKE

OH GOD. 

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[impishthing]

[brucebocchi]

i can be trusted around the box of ice cream sandwiches in your freezer

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[bleedthebeat]

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[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[hobermen-deactivated20200320]

Greed, and Ling, and Greedling oh my

[heated-blanket]

Every time I see someone say “what is air?” or “trololol” on tumblr, all I think is:

get off tumblr, please.

[heated-blanket]

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

[triangleguy]

[moon-lord-big-naturals]

We got that fine classic literature on the island

[reibub]

it never gets old

[ceruleanheaven]

i love being prevd its like getting a good grade in thoughts

[tb-png]

Brutalia’s day out with their sons dick and dami <3

[quezartt]

I couldn't finish it 😔

[storybookprincess]

so back when my little brother was in high school, my mom went as a chaperone for their senior year field trip to an amusement park. which, you know, brave move to volunteer to supervise a bunch of high school seniors let loose in a wonderland of rollercoasters and sugar

my brother and his friends in this field trip group were truly great kids. but they were not above run of the mill teenage boy shenanigans. it’s the end of senior year, you and all your buddies are at the amusement park, you’re naturally going to want to act like a complete moron

there was one kid in the group who was especially prone to goofing around. committed to the bit, some may say. my mom knew that if nonsense was going to break out, he’d likely be at the center of it

so she goes up to this kid at the very start of the trip and says “hey, i’m kinda worried about this chaperoning thing. this might be a lot to ask, but can you help me keep an eye on everyone? you wouldn’t have to do anything big, just be an extra set of eyes for me.”

friends, this kid proceeded to run their field trip group like the fucking us marines. everyone is at the meet up spots at the designated time. everyone waits in line for the rides like a bunch of boy scouts. the second the horseplay gets too out of hand, this kid is getting it back under control

it’s incredible how differently people act based on the expectations you set. instead of going to this kid and saying “hey, i know you’re trouble, so i’ve got my eye on you,” my mom went “hey, i know you have influence in your peer group, so i think you can help me.”

treat someone like a problem, they’ll act like a problem. but give people a chance to help, make them feel important, and they usually rise far above the occasion. it was a stroke of genius that i’m honestly still in awe of

[ametrinesu]

ok back to posting cass ! next time ? who knows. (honestly made this as a ref for, erm , potential commission page)