cowboy up or stay in the truck

Drew | check pinned for the About Me shit | COMMISSION SLOTS FULL | main: @drewcifer-mile 18+ blog: | I tag triggers as just the name of the trigger (e.g. #blood) but may need reminders

[couriers-mile]

About Me etc etc

I never do these so might as well.

I am:

Drew

He/Him (preferred but any pronouns are fine unless I can tell you're trying to be a little shit about it)

Masc presenting and masc attracted

trans fagdyke

Over 30 y/o

white usamerican

southern metalhead (y'allternative)

mentally ill and mean

perverted

I mostly draw my own OCs and sometimes OCxCanon pairings, but my main fandoms are:

Fallout (games only, don't ask me about that fuckass show)

Cyberpunk 2077 (never played the ttrpg u_u only The Sprawl ttrpg)

The Elder Scrolls (esp Oblivion, Morrowind and ESO)

Dragon Age (Veilguard is dead to me)

Disco Elysium

Pillars of Eternity

Vampire the Masquerade (Bloodlines 1&2, would love a ttrpg group)

Baldur's Gate 3 (I'm workin on 1-2)

The Legend of Drizzt Artemis Entreri

Greedfall

Pathologic

I'm not good at trigger tagging unless it's Real Noteworthy but I will tag if asked. I usually try to at least tag for blood and animal harm. I do not use "tw/cw" or "ment/mention" I ONLY tag as the name of the trigger.

I post and reblog NSFW art and writing including nudity and sexually suggestive material + blood, gore, and body horror. Please only follow if you are 18+

I don't give a flying fuck about proship discourse and I don't engage in "ewww" about kinks. If no kids or real actual unconsenting adults are involved, I don't care what anybody's jorking it to. If you send me an ask to inform me an artist I interact with/follow/reblogged also draws incest or something, I'm going to publicly make fun of you and then reblog more of their work.

Commission Status: CLOSED (my current batch is massively overdue orz)

Useful tags: #comms boost (for reblogging other people's comm announcements - feel free to send me an ask with a link to yours!)

OC tags:

#oc: Jack Cordero (original living revenant antihero) #oc: Verus (original living shadow cryptid) #oc: Krizzy O'Kelly (original leprechaun punk) #oc: Laurent Geistman (original necromancer witch) #oc: Charon Lascaux (original pirate suffering from apotheosis) #oc: Ezra Walker (Fallout, Independent Courier 6, farmer and father) #oc: Juniper Walker (Fallout, oc, Ezra's daughter, knows no fear) #oc: Lourdes Espinoza (Fallout, House Courier 6, Great Khan defector) #oc: Dixie Greene (Fallout, Legion/NCR Courier 6, soldier spy) #oc: Trahaearn Rosema (PoE, Watcher of Caed Nua, noble death godlike cipher) #oc: Giancarlo (PoE, non-PC Watcher, stoic death godlike berathian priest) #oc: Odette Renaud (ESO, breton, vampire necromancer, former Psijic) #oc: Mathis Galanox (ESO, imperial, werewolf nightblade, physician and DB assassin) #oc: Sybil Galanox (ESO, imperial, nightmare sorcerer, cult of vaermina) #oc: Telvarys Odranos (ESO, dunmer, main, vestige dragonknight, just wants to be tending his garden for almisivi's sake) #oc: Granny Will (ESO, nord/breton, forsworn warden, former icereach witch) #oc: Niraven Ultis (Oblivion, dunmer, Hero of Kvatch/Champion of Cyrodiil, Sheogorath, pirate, great x5 grandchild of the Vestige, fraternal twin of the Nerevarine) #oc: Llevrayne Ultis (Morrowind, dunmer, Nerevarine, Horator, goth wizard, great x5 grandchild of the Vestige, fraternal twin of the HoK) (I have like 20 other TES ocs please feel free to ask LMAO) #oc: Mickey B (vampire 27 club actor, VTM and original setting AUs) #oc: Diarmuid Walsh (cyborg detective in original setting, Corpo V in CP2077)

[couriers-mile]

"It Will Come Back" by Hozier = Mickey @ Walsh

[couriers-mile]

It can't be unlearned I've known the warmth of your doorways Through the cold, I'll find my way back to you Oh, please, give me mercy no more That's a kindness you can't afford I warn you, babe, each night, as sure as you're born You'll hear me howling outside your door

I'm sick, I'm not ok

[couriers-mile]

"It Will Come Back" by Hozier = Mickey @ Walsh

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[striderofthen0rth]

I hate this place

[erodingsinner]

once you learn about pseudoscience you're forever doomed to get angry when people talk about like. love languages or stockholm syndrome. but forced to stay quiet lest your lose your mind trying to correct millions of people

[isuggestgetfatter]

BMI IS FAKE. BMI MEANS JACK SHIT. I AM GRABBING Y'ALL BY THE SHOULDERS THIS METRIC IS COMPLETELY USELESS AND IT WAS MADE BY AN EUGENICIST

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

some kind of amphibious two-stroke engine

[whatcha-thinkin]

The bar is closing and you and your drunk friends are hungry! In your opinion what's the best drunk food?

tacos

pancakes

hot dogs

chicken wings

burgers

pizza

nachos

Philly cheesesteak

ramen

peanut butter & jelly

dude see if there's a [tag] nearby

I would never bring this garbage into the temple that is my body

Remaining time: 6 days 19 hours

[kesia-stupid-arts]

I drew the viral Miku from Confessions of a Rotten Girl, and she has some truths to tell to ya fellow yaoi fans...

[couriers-mile]

“Where’ve you been all this time, Mick?” Walsh asked him. The crispy-fried cadaver in his bathtub didn’t respond. “Were you like this the whole time? Dead, I mean? How’d I miss that?” he asked, sitting back and letting his head thump back against the wall. “And then you left me alive. Why didn’t you ever kill me, dead man? What did you want from me that whole time?” No answer, naturally. Walsh sat there a long while, staring alternately at the wall opposite him and the scorched body beside him. Eventually there was a knock at the door of his apartment, and a Kowalski outside. “I need the bag back for a minute,” she told him. When Kowalski and her son returned upstairs again with the bag refilled, Walsh led them to the bathroom. “Eurgh,” said Andy, spotting the cadaver. “Andy, stay back in the living room,” Kowalski snapped as Walsh unzipped the bag. He blinked at what was inside. “Where did you get a goat?” “I stole it from el chupacabra,” Andy volunteered from the living room. “He won’t eat tonight because of you. Sad fate.” “Don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to,” said Kowalski. “I don’t,” protested Walsh. “I would like answers to all my questions. That’s the point of being a detective.”

I love writing stupid dialogue.

[behaviornerdwithahat]

In case anyone finds it helpful because mobility aids are horrifically expensive and inaccessible…

And for those people who have access to mobility devices but might benefit from a second chair they can abuse without risking expensive damage…

Erik Kondo has made a website, Open Source Innovations, that details plans for DIY wheelchairs. These wheelchairs can be made from common materials like wood, plastic, and pvc. They are lightweight and can be custom fit to the user allowing from the same degree of movement you would get from a custom chair. And they are durable and easily repairable. (he has been stress testing his latest design by dropping it down stairs, dropping it out of a car, launching it across a driveway, and throwing it off a deck). Its 12lbs and I think he said its was in the $200 ish range for parts.

He also is working on cheap, open source, accessible designs for beach chairs, off road chairs, motorized attachments (think smart drive), and so on. Plus he skateboards in his wheelchair. Cool dude, helpful info, pass it on.

[sumi-sprite]

It's incredibly sad people have to resort to this, but it's a damn good resource. Use it. Spread awareness. Maybe one day people with physical disabilities won't need DIYs like this. But until then, reblog and share.

[this-is-accessibility]

This is Accessibility!

That's so amazing! It is unfortunate that so many people will need this, but very very cool that it exists

[organizationstationone4all]

OSI HOME- | Open Source Wheelchairs

That other link seems to be broken.

[this-is-accessibility]

Thank you so much for putting the working one!

I will add it to my original reblog as well.

[uptownlowdown]

cab calloway performing ‘hey now, hey now’ in hi-de-ho (1947)

[couriers-mile]

One last thing before I shuffle off the planet I will be the one to make you crawl So I came down to wish you an unhappy birthday Someone call the ambulance There's gonna be an accident I'm coming up on infrared There is no running that can hide you 'Cause I can see in the dark I'm coming up on infrared Forget your running, I will find you

[couriers-mile]

Close enough to feel the flame I can push it through the pain Ending it was everything Again and again and again and again I don't want to lose control I am just an animal Just a fucking chemical Once again and again and again and again Everything Everything is echoing Is this really happening? Again and again and again and again

[couriers-mile]

seeing Bam talking about Rochelle's playlist made me remember I was gonna update the publicly available version of Mickey's playlist with more of the songs that have accumulted in private lmao, he's up to 34 tracks

If you're in a mood for some Mickey tunes

[flagellant]

Hey guys I made a pride flag for when your gender is nobody else's fucking business! Check it out!

[flagellant]

happy one year anniversary to this post getting marked as "potentially mature content" and then never leaving content review when i appealed. tumblr's own default loading graphic is considered by their own tos "potentially sexual" it seems.

@support you got any explanations for how this post got flagged? or why it never got reviewed? or what mature content might potentially be happening? believe me i am ALL ears

[flagellant]

it's 2026 and this post is officially no longer "potentially mature" and is just "mature". so: either tumblr's own default loading graphic is now confirmed to be explicitly sexual and pornographic

or the concept of a pride flag is considered to be inappropriate for 13 year olds.

happy pride 2026. here's a pride flag for when corporate interests of a site run by dogshit transphobes, handwringing pearlclutchers, and "powerless" "allies" tell you that pride and your gender is no one else's fucking business:

[fuzzyelves]

dont be bitten twice