All Hail The Sharpened Toothbrush

Embrace the chaos

[toothbrushunicorn]

Ok listen, I've never made an actual post about my values or whatever and it looks like people are confused so here you go

Toothbrushunicorn

is an anarchist

is antiauthoritarian

is antifascist

is mostly nihilistic (some days I dabble in the absurd)

hates borders

hates hierarchies

hates governments

hates capitalism

hates most religion

loves community

loves globalization

loves cats (all animals and nature in general really)

loves equality and equity

loves humanity (individual results may vary but I try my best)

the only good nazi is a dead nazi

[toothbrushunicorn]

there she goooooes

there she goes again

trashing the whole place

and running across my face

#mycat

[exitwound]

mutuals

[toothbrushunicorn]

omg! yeeeeeeeee! 🎉🎉🎉 tag yourself!

i'm dying people! 🙌🙌🙌⌛️⌛️⌛️🪦🪦🪦 #mymortality

[alexanderwales]

It's absolutely crazy that intellectual labor can wipe you out. It seems like it shouldn't be a thing, like your stores of brain juice shouldn't be able to be depleted in that way.

I feel like a wizard that's out of spell slots, and to me that's a hackish mechanical limitation put in place to try to balance the classes.

[adhdedrn]

#it's fucked and it's bad design #i should be able to write and edit for 20 hours a day #i'm just sitting there how are we even using energy #feels made up (via @softest-punk, emphasis mine)

Your brain is an incredibly energy-intensive organ. It makes up approximately 2% of your total body mass, but at rest it's using 22% of your total energy intake. The only thing that uses the same percentage of energy is all of your skeletal muscle (which is about 40% of your total body mass), with the liver (about 2.6% of your total mass) close behind at 21% (Aragon et al, 2017).

And that's how much energy it's using at rest.

That's the baseline.

So if you're doing lots of intellectual labour, your brain - which already has disproportionately huge energy demand - is going to use even more energy to keep up with the work. That's why you feel so wiped/drained/like you're out of spell slots after high intellectual demand - because your brain is an organ, and you've just done a lot of high-energy work with a high-energy organ.

Feed your brain.

[toothbrushunicorn]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[toothbrushunicorn]

history still isn't done with us. now it's got us in its jaws and it's shaking its head vigorously while growling. we're losing our guts all over the room but it's still not done

[redstonedust]

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

[doggirlcomet]

[redstonedust]

hey everypony. can you direct me to the nonfiction birding books. thanks.

[toothbrushunicorn]

Shut up this is a funeral home

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE NOBODY CAN RIP

[odyver]

alright I've got to do some quick math to explain attitudes towards AI to my boss.

we're looking to create an AI policy, and when we were talking about this, my boss (older millennial) was genuinely shocked to hear that younger people do not (seem) to view AI positively (a la the recent commencement speakers being booed)

please rb for larger sample size!

Question 1/3

What is your age, and do you feel AI is a net positive or net negative in our lives today?

under 18, AI is a net positive

under 18, AI is a net negative

18-29, AI is a net positive

18-29, AI is a net negative

30-45, AI is a net positive

30-45, AI is a net negative

46-60, AI is a net positive

46-60, AI is a net negative

over 60, AI is a net postive

over 60, AI is a net negative

Remaining time: 5 days 16 hours

[odyver]

Question 2/3

How often do you visit or interact with museums/archives (whether in person or online)?

Frequently (multiple times per month)

Often (multiple times per year)

Occasionally (a couple times per year)

Rarely (once every couple of years)

Never :(

Remaining time: 5 days 17 hours

[odyver]

Question 3/3

If you saw a museum was using AI in exhibits, marketing, research, etc., would you be more or less inclined to visit that museum?

under 18, more inclined

under 18, less inclined

18-29, more inclined

18-29, less inclined

30-45, more inclined

30-45, less inclined

46-60, more inclined

46-60, less inclined

over 60, more inclined

over 60, less inclined

Remaining time: 5 days 17 hours

Thank you for helping with this data collection. Please rb for as big a sample as possible!

🫶

[toothbrushunicorn]

omg my work just keeps handing me lawsuits against them on silver platters! Holy shit. I can barely believe what is happening and how bad it's going to end for them. I'm gobsmacked. Like is this a dream?

[toothbrushunicorn]

No, I need you all to hear this shit. It's been a hell of a week.

So not last Friday, but the Friday before that, a manager at work threatened to fire me for complaining about OSHA violations in my workplace. (I'm currently working with OSHA because they informed me that's a violation of OSHA's Whistleblower Protection Program.)

Then on Sunday, that same manager tried to harass me via text. I made an HR complaint over that.

On Thursday, a higher up manager told me I can't make complaints to HR anymore and that my current complaint is going to be dismissed as bogus. This was after interrogating me and berating me for an anonymous HR complaint that they think I made.

Then on Friday, some sick fuck roofied me at work.

So today I contacted every attorney in my area that I could. Fuck these guys. Fuck their entire company. I'm gonna take it all.

[toothbrushunicorn]

I know you all might think I'm crazy but even after this, I still wanted to go back to work. The only thing that has changed my mind about working there is the fact that I still cannot remember most of last Friday. Like that scares the fuck out of me. If I get roofied again, that means even more missing time from my memory, and I will go full villain mode if more memory is stolen from me. Someone will die. That someone will not be me, and I'm too fuckable for prison.

[depsidase]

[guerrillatech]

[smoothjazzdigit]

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

[juliathefacesofevil]

we're just normal men

[oddjoblin]

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

[karnalesbian]

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

[defilerwyrm]

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

[toothbrushunicorn]

[cruel-hiraeth]

if you build “community” around hating other people, just know that the second you step out of line—regardless of your moral uprightness or the hypocrisy on their part—you’re the next person they’re going to tear to pieces.

[toothbrushunicorn]

I mean yeah; just look at MTG. The worst Karen on the planet, the leading maga lady, the pit bull for racism, transphobia, and xenophobia; she got cast out and her reputation torn to pieces for stepping out of line. She is in a downward spiral and nobody fucking cares.

If you're a regular person, not a MTG, what do you think will happen to you? Your non-maga and antifascist friends and family have likely abandoned you long ago due to your hatred and vile rhetoric. All you have left are the rabid nazis you've aligned and surrounded yourself with. Do you think they won't turn on you the moment they smell the slightest whiff of nonconformity? lol come on now, you know the answer. You know.

[targetedknowledge]

[toothbrushunicorn]

lol i love them 😻😻

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

re ehrc guidance. which is not legally binding.

[viralfrog]

[toothbrushunicorn]

This is like the harlem globetrotters but instead of always winning because of their tricks, they're always failing and that makes them much more entertaining. Congrats on being more entertaining than the harlem globetrotters. ❤️

[my-dailydreams]

[toothbrushunicorn]

Bother me HARDER

[leshermes]

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.