CandyPunk is a noun

Butch dyke t-girl tomboy lesbian Enby thing, 28 (she/her) Secretly a robot shark. I mostly reblog stuff that I want to inflict on people. Pfp is Cicadamata.

[sharkgirldick]

What kind of girl are you?

Hammerhead Shark Girl

Cookie Cutter Shark Girl

Whale Shark Girl

Tiger Shark Girl

Thresher Shark Girl

Goblin Shark Girl

Great White Shark Girl

Nurse Shark Girl

Mako Shark Girl

I am some other kind of marine predator girl

Remaining time: 9 hours 56 minutes

[digihowl]

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

[doggirl-girlcock]

Album in order is a beautiful girl and she wants to give you a special kind of kiss through the ears

[what-even-is-thiss]

Here’s the thing. Refusing to accept a compliment can be mildly insulting to the person you’re refusing the compliment from.

It’s like you don’t believe them or don’t respect their opinion basically.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I know, I also have self esteem so low that accepting a compliment feels physically painful but basically calling the person who’s complimenting you a liar doesn’t help anybody including yourself.

[the-pickle-jar]

chunnilingus

[sailatina3]

Basically its this:

1. Yes I think tgirls should be allowed and even encouraged to transition. And while it is true to say that you don't necessarily need to do certain physical changes to call yourself a girl, often times this sentiment is shared to downplay the importance of transition and even coerce girls away from it. So I think its vital to actively support, encourage, and assist in full medical and physical transition instead of mere platitudes of "you dont have to transition to be heckin valid!"

2. That said holy FUCK would it kill you to be normal about girls with dicks?

[tongue-twists]

btw dating sucks as a concept.

[tongue-twists]

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

[tongue-twists]

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

[roconize]

[mousegirlheart]

HEY ROBOT GIRLS

*slaps a fridge magnet on you and scampers away*

[draconic-daughter]

Shoutout to all the trans girls out there who were forced to live as miserable boys during the 2000’s or 2010’s, missing out on all the weird sparkledog scene rawr xd era and who are now gloriously reclaiming this time in their adulthood. All power to you. Be blessed now and forever, colorful creatures. Go outshine god.

[obfuscatingintelligence]

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

[viviantimmet]

(via @yellowocaballero)

[kitsuunix]

Saw this on twitter honestly loosing my mind over it.

https://x.com/mekklord/status/1778678608543752285

[pup-purgatory]

[peri]

digital selfharm is real. do NOT check up on that ex-partner/ex-friend. do NOT reread those old messages/conversations that you know will hurt your feelings all over again or that will otherwise make you feel like shit. do NOT block evade to see if you’re being talked about. inhale. exhale. let it pass and you’ll be better for it.

[maidthings]

secretary birds look pretty normal but for some reason people have collectively decided to photograph them like they're [takes a moment to find an acceptable way to say this] women

[maidthings]

<-normal bird photography | typically reserved for pin-up posters ->

[landleopard24]

[deirdreskye]

oh goodie I got transported into a Mormon yuri. I'm a first year transfer student to the Nephi Halicarnassus Girls' Academy I'm running late to reformed Egyptian class with toast in my mouth! Oh fuck I bumped into the class president in the hall and now I'm flashing my temple garments as I comedically fall over...... Omg the class president is sharing a dirty soda from Swig with me..... From the same straw, an indirect kiss.... "Baka, you got Crumbl on your face," she says wiping the cookie from my cheek with her finger........

[tpwrtrmnky]

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.

[duchessvongooseberg]

🗣️ 📢 ‼️

[hypercandypunk]

Honestly wild that midway thru their extremely dominant run on the industry from soft decided to release a single completely awful game in 2019 and then go back to bangers every time