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| she/they | AroAce 🧡💛🤍🩵💙| | AuDHD | Bugsnax enjoyer | | Performing arts nerd | | I also make art sometimes |

[hyperfixate-and-procrastinate]

Snorplo In A Year - All Headcanons Masterpost

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[nasa]

Celebrate Your Special Day With Hubble

This is the Veil Nebula, which Hubble saw on July 1, 2020.

Have you ever looked up what our Hubble Space Telescope saw on your birthday? (Or your anniversary, or your pet's adoption day, or...)

We've given our popular interactive page a new look — and, just as importantly, it now shows you five different cosmic sights Hubble was checking out on the day that you picked.

Take a look!

[hyperfixate-and-procrastinate]

One Snorpy/Chandlo headcanon a day for a year

Day 8: Snorpy and Chandlo still have separate bedrooms post-Snaxburg. More accurately, they have their shared bedroom and then Snorpy has his own bedroom (it’s more like an office space that has a bed in it). By the time they get married, (~3 years post-Snaxburg) they’re sleeping in the same bed almost every night. The reason why Snorpy has his own room is because he likes having his own space to work and where he can decompress after a long day (he’s very much an introvert, which means he needs time alone in order to function)

[human-n0-l0ng3r]

tag game!

make yourself with this picrew and say a random fact about yourself!

i have a small tattoo of a star on my middle finger

tags! /nf @starless--city @eli-eli-lema-sabachthani @astralduck08 @kingoftheloonybinza @illmadekn1ght @tenpoiintbuck @pupfettipaws @purezneon + open!

[astralduck08]

oo ty for the tag i love these picrews!!

i can play the guitar, piano, ukulele, and assorted simple percussion instruments. my vocal range is pretty mezzo-soprano but i've sung everything from soprano 1 to alto 2 (small schools, everyone). i've quit piano lessons three times.

tagging: @starless--city @beetlesyourjuice @because-i-do-it-all-the-time @trans-ewenmontagu and open tags!!!

[trans-ewenmontagu]

Oooh ty for the tag!!

Someone once told me my hair smelled like vanilla soup. Idk what the fuck vanilla soup is but I hope it’s good

taglist (no pressure :) )@pandora-audax @crazy-may @ineffablyholistic @i-am-a-guest @your-local-turtle @iambecomelasagne @that-1940s-homosexual @thetyrannytranny +open tags :D

[your-local-turtle]

uhhhh- OH emma pittman knows i exist guys, like not from stage door or anything *screams*

i’m gonna forget a million people BUT: @numb3r1br1llf4n @scribbledstars16 @theaterkidest2009 @i-am-a-guest @jenevawashere @bardorsomethinglikethat @alianaduke @crazy-may @quietmazebounty @faultycoldstars @chrisisoverit

and open tags cause i prob forgot people im so very sorry

[scribbledstars16]

Ummm the wall behind my desk & under my loft bed is entirely covered with sheet music

@ambertheunknown @theaterkidest2009 @wingedpearl @extra-extra-unhinged @xo-cherrycola @cabinthreeproblems + more

[ambertheunknown]

Yes i do look that unimpressed in real life. may hair is darker but i couldn't figure out a way to convey that i have black hair with a subtle red/auburn tint, so we get the most muddy ginger/brown color to exist :/

Uhhhh, i learned how to ride a horse because my barn put me on a horse, told me how to steer them n' stuff, and then threw me on a trail. That shit was steep too, so it's just little 10-11 year old beginner me, panicking and being forced to go down a trail on a tall ass horse without falling. didn't realize that learning how to ride a horse on a trail in a forest WASN'T normal until like, this month.

@char-char-f0x @faultycoldstars + open tags

[explodingmagnets]

once my friend acted like she had a crush my left shoulder

tags: @that-one-enby-ranger-2000 @kirikoisreal @casseyissleeping @in-d3bt @andescandieses @cha0tic-v1nny @faultycoldstars @char-char-f0x @sadiiiie @staroftulsa @pixl-puppyyy @wearingpants @watered-down-lemonade @spacemancraig64 @jujuainthome @fr3akology

[jujuainthome]

I once got bit by a dog and had to get stitches on my lip, left a gnarly scar

@kirikoisreal @wearingpants @spinning-enoki @blairthegreaser + open tags

[kirikoisreal]

Can’t really put my hair in two braids cuz of how short it is but it’s cute SOOOOO—-

@diamond-lilacs @watered-down-lemonade @explodingmagnets @char-char-f0x @ anyone who wants to join I’m lazy for tags rn

[watered-down-lemonade]

i normally don’t do these but i’ve been tagged in this like three times i think it’s a sign i should lol

uhh i can play the violin and i’m gonna take guitar lessons over the summer

@niyashaaa @spacemancraig64 @faultycoldstars @wearingpants and i know i’m forgetting people so also anyone else who wants to join 👍

[niyashaaa]

Hey! Thanks for the tag @watered-down-lemonade!

A fun fact about me is that I have an orange cat, Amaru, who’s eleven months old (his birthday is 19/7!).

tagging all of my mooties! if anyone wants to be removed, please lmk :3 —>

@eternal-stay, @aceofheearts, @glizzab3ll, @damsel-understresss, @cantfuckingremember, @addictedaffection, @bloody------snow, @blowwwuplandmine, @ryuwantsrevenge, @jakeycakeys, @i-feel-rniserable, @ninestripesoda, @sweetest-starlight, @allysontempest, @pearl-in-vinegar, @96princessxxoo, @nerdyauthortheatrekid, @shakespeare-guy-anon, @aviewtodeath, @angelicalevangelical, @bramalamania, @yourstargirlyyy, @lademoisella, @tallinsomniacs, @xxv01dbugxx, @fishofshed, @leemiswle, @myblo0dispurple, @astralovesrugs, @puppykwonnie, @parkedsunghoon1009, @ihateelonmuskewe, @kimyurisworld, @hoonguin, @heesolution, @loviesevol, @serenityofjupiter, @dinobai3ly, @achoo-emi, @asteronymous, @k4mi-noai, @foreverlucky1025, @greenlingooberin, @mable-enthu, @x-kangelkawaiii-xx, @thebeegalaxy, @wonille, @sleepy-1128-sodazzz, @witchingswell, @f4nd0m-h0pp3r, @c-is-for-cvt, @mikehpxc, @red-rose-ludenberg, @nocturnalsighting, @fawnedupon, @artandbeauty71, @undeadvampyre666, @prince-ofcats, @evanesc3nce, @confessi0nsofarottensena, @organ-zynes, @delicate-lotus, @stevenpcobs, @shelley654, @myhauntedheartxoxo, @kaomojiaddict, @111dollboy, @pienpi, @zaunslose-canon-07, @lace-pien, @ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3, @foxxyharu, @transgendercoolcat, @hanniemoonday, @nikipawss, @fallenangels-rot, @catnoirscataclysm, @bannanersssssss, @shroomishroomcatte, @rottinginred, @confessions0farottensena, @slitopia, @mochi-pawz-bitez, @notyourright, @melonshake, @astr0soda, @leekazwritingbadly, @smirnoffaddict, @carry-my-love, @gorejuice92, @w0rst-k1tty-ever

[myblo0dispurple]

I am up at 1 making picrews my personality and everything that was ever unique about me are asleep

Open tags!

[wood--starz]

fun fact abt me uhhh i'm not allergic to poison ivy

tagsss- @thevo1dosphere @thecherry165 @v0id-of-self @x-bluelightbasement-x and other people i'm too lazy to tag

[x-bluelightbasement-x]

TY FIR THE TAG !!!

Fun fact about me umm I was part of a team of animators that made an animation for a fandom that hit 2.5 million views on youtube when i was 13-14 (being vague on purpose so yall dont find it lmao) (but feel free to send asks or dm and I'll talk more about it)

Open tags!!! Sorry, im too tired to tag :') but moots pls do this

[r-rotting-0rang3]

:3

Fact: I have a beanie baby collection

probably 30+ by now

Tags!:

@r-randomettexd @jesters-deciet @dont-let-me-kms @starbubble17 @rotting-in-red @d0ntmindthis465 @caineines @thevo1dosphere

[starbubble17]

thanks chat. uhhhh i smoke and vape and so i sound like shit.

@ilovefreedelahoya @starlykree

[starlykree]

My first ever exposure to anime was episode 48 of beyblade burst on Pop Max, specifically when Valt beats Zac so he retires.

@testoster-bones

[testoster-bones]

my fun fact is that this is actually my favourite picrew ever /gen

oh also i like boats. thats a fun fact. best ever. your autism is dinos or planes? well i got boats hah

@ezra-is-tired-and-gay-69 @fishatthebottomofthesea @lesbian-regulus-black @noyouwerebeautiful @ididntprepareaname

[fishatthebottomofthesea]

Fun fact: Me and my sister go to the Outback restaurant only when the croc-tail mocktail is in season and then only take the crocs

I also really love glitter

@queerbookbitch @rev-days-without-ai-ads-offical @rosedragon28 @crunchy-bisquit @crimson-spiderlily @confusedfroggirl @moonflower-wings-of-fire @m1k0n4k4d41 @your-favorite-wof-dragon-is @ifnotfriendwhyfriendshaped @isoldmysoultothefae @i-only-have-two-problems @iamheretoservenuggets @its-oliver-bitches @justaverydeadfish @just-a-silly-jellyfish @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3

Aaaaaandd I love you all dearly but am to lazy so open tags <3

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

Fun fact: in my friendgroup, there’s a mildly famous therian YouTuber with 12.5k subscribers despite him only making his account a few months ago

@extra-extra-unhinged @toastiegotburnt7272 @honeycoatedrodent

[starbitgamer]

This was actually really fun to make

Accurate to how perpetually pissed off i look

@violentneoo @sophiaisadumbass + open tags

[hyperfixate-and-procrastinate]

a fun fact about me: my favorite colors are purple, yellow, and green! (Totally not bc they’re the colors of my favorite characters…)

Tags: @gerbil-with-a-side-of-arson @sophiaisadumbass (Ik you were already tagged but I wanted to tag you anyways :D) + anyone else

[hyperfixate-and-procrastinate]

One Snorpy/Chandlo headcanon a day for a year

Day 7: Since Chandlo (and occasionally Snorpy) struggles with remembering to do things around the house due to executive dysfunction, they decided to set up a reminder board in the kitchen where they can write down what that need to get done or cross off things that they’ve done. And sometimes they’ll write something down that wasn’t there that they did just for the satisfaction of crossing it off. It ends up becoming a bit of an ongoing competition to see who can get more tasks done in a week

(also has def walked by the board, seen that he and Snorpy are tied, and proceeded to go give him a hug and a kiss and an ‘I love you’ just so he could add those things to the board and cross them off, putting him in the lead 🤭)

[captainamericanidi0t]

reblog to tell your mutuals they’re lovely as fuck

[hyperfixate-and-procrastinate]

It's finished! My first ever bugsnax animatic!

[hyperfixate-and-procrastinate]

One Snorpy/Chandlo headcanon a day for a year

Day 6: Snorpy can do a shockingly accurate Chandlo impression. Chandlo’s best attempt at mimicking Snorpy’s voice just sounds like him doing an over-exaggerated British accent

[hyperfixate-and-procrastinate]

guys I legit have so many Snorplo aus and I just had to list them

TW for mentions of death, SH, suicide (most of these are angsty lol)

we got:

au (that was originally post-Snaxburg canon but not anymore) where Chandlo was almost killed by bugsnax at his own wedding and was in a coma for a week. Also I made Beffica (who joined the snakolytes) the one that caused this bc I used to hate her. This one has many alt timelines

alt 1: Chandlo dies, but Snorpy somehow manages to move on

alt 2: Chandlo dies, and Snorpy’s mental health ends up spiraling out of control. Floofty manages to get to him just in time to watch him kill himself

alt 3: Chandlo dies, and Snorpy’s mental health spirals out of control. Floofty finds him in time to stop him from killing himself and he finally gets help

afterlife au (that’s technically part of alt timeline #2). Snorpy at some point shows Chandlo the cuts on his arms and the place on his chest where he shot himself (close to his heart) and turns out it scarred over in gold (like kintsugi). Also Chandlo injured his wing while showing off his flying skills over the void and Snorpy went and saved him, which almost led to both becoming lost to the void

fantasy au #1 w/ the whole bugsnax cast. Slightly based on Miitopia. Snorpy is a blacksmith and Chandlo is a knight/village guard and they’ve had crushes on each other since childhood. also Chandlo was killed in the Big Final Battle but was revived (or not. Depends on how angsty I’m feeling)

fantasy au #2. Snorpy is transmasc in this (it focuses on that a decent bit) and also has magic powers that he only found out about when he suddenly passed out after protecting Chandlo. Also he is killed in the Final Battle To Save The Kingdom cuz his powers use up his own life if he uses them too much. No revival for him, sadly bc I need Chandlo to lash out at everyone celebrating (including his fellow heroes) because they don’t seem to care enough about the fact that Snorpy is dead. Sure, they’re honoring him as a martyr, but they’re still celebrating, which Chandlo is very bothered by bc he was very close with him

western/showbiz kinda found family au aka the one with a lotta childhood trauma. Snorpy joined the circus to escape his abusive father and an arranged marriage cuz his father found out he was gay. Chandlo was orphaned at a young age cuz his whole family was killed and he basically ended up raising himself. Also Chandlo gets badly injured and Snorpy uses his own shirt to stop the bleeding, revealing the scars on his back that only Chandlo has seen

reincarnated as bugsnax au. Basically they were both killed during the ending but actually they became bugsnax

HS performing arts au where they start dating right after their senior year musical

au where they started dating in HS, but were trying to keep it a secret (their parents knew the whole time. They didn’t say anything bc they at least know where they are and that they’re safe)

Snorpy develops pancreatic cancer and fucking dies au. Turns out in addition to being highly addictive, bugsnax are also carcinogenic :)

Snorpy gets into a car accident on the way home from work and also his and Chandlo’s 2nd child was literally hatching in the back seat. Baby was fine, Snorpy was badly injured and his leg was permanently screwed up from it

and it’s alternative: Snorpy gets into a car accident on the way home from work and fucking dies, leaving Chandlo to raise their 5-year-old daughter on his own. 2nd child does not exist in this version

Chandlo mpreg au (thanks, @sophiaisadumbass). I specifically focus on Chandlo’s mental health during the whole thing (especially the postpartum depression) and Snorpy taking care of him through it all

Snorpy is captured by the grumpinati and ends up escaping with Chandlo, who is an unwilling member of the organization. Probably ends in Snorpy killing both himself and Chandlo because it’s better than what the grumpinati would do to them

Snorpy bad ending that leads to Chandlo bad ending au. By that i mean Snorpy was killed during the ending, which led to Chandlo throwing himself to the bugsnax out of guilt for not protecting him well enough

Snorpy bad ending au where Chandlo escapes from Snaktooth, but ends up killing himself later out of grief and guilt

supervillain au where Snorpy originally hired Chandlo as his henchman after his last one was killed. He ended up catching feelings for him and was mad about it (‘This is unethical! I’m supposed to be his superior! What will the higher ups say if they find out?!?!!’). Snorpy ended up un-hiring Chandlo and having him listed as a fellow villain (despite being just a big himbo with no capacity for evil) just so they could be together

au where Chandlo did something really stupid (aka saying that he was breaking up with him as a joke) that pissed Snorpy off enough that he broke up with him (they got back together a couple days later cuz Snorpy didn’t exactly mean it. He accidentally blurted it out because he was angry and needed some space)

Mermaid au where Snorpy is a sailor and Chandlo is a mermaid

now that I’m writing them all out, I’m realizing just how many of them exist just to make them suffer in new and exciting ways lol

[hyperfixate-and-procrastinate]

oh yeah, there’s also

genderswap au. Snorplo yuri

WWII era au where Snorpy is in the navy and Chandlo is a civilian that he met while the ship was docked for a few days

reincarnated lovers au where WWII era Snorplo tells current Snorplo (after they die) that they keep reincarnating and finding each other. Chandlo was right when he said ‘We’re like the sky and the sea: been together since the dawn of time’

medieval times au where they’re princes from neighboring towns. Historians say they were the best of friends and must have been considered very distinguished guests because they would only sleep in each other’s bedchamber when visiting (yeah right)

au where they end up having a kid together in Snaxburg (this one I also got from somewhere else but I don’t remember where)

At least these ones aren’t so angsty

[hyperfixate-and-procrastinate]

One Snorpy/Chandlo headcanon a day for a year

day 5: Chandlo's usual coffee order is pretty simple: either hot coffee, iced coffee, or (if he’s feeling fancy) a sugar free iced vanilla latte. If he's at his favorite coffee shop though, he also will get a cinnamon roll cuz he LOVES cinnamon rolls

[hyperfixate-and-procrastinate]

guys I legit have so many Snorplo aus and I just had to list them

TW for mentions of death, SH, suicide (most of these are angsty lol)

we got:

au (that was originally post-Snaxburg canon but not anymore) where Chandlo was almost killed by bugsnax at his own wedding and was in a coma for a week. Also I made Beffica (who joined the snakolytes) the one that caused this bc I used to hate her. This one has many alt timelines

alt 1: Chandlo dies, but Snorpy somehow manages to move on

alt 2: Chandlo dies, and Snorpy’s mental health ends up spiraling out of control. Floofty manages to get to him just in time to watch him kill himself

alt 3: Chandlo dies, and Snorpy’s mental health spirals out of control. Floofty finds him in time to stop him from killing himself and he finally gets help

afterlife au (that’s technically part of alt timeline #2). Snorpy at some point shows Chandlo the cuts on his arms and the place on his chest where he shot himself (close to his heart) and turns out it scarred over in gold (like kintsugi). Also Chandlo injured his wing while showing off his flying skills over the void and Snorpy went and saved him, which almost led to both becoming lost to the void

fantasy au #1 w/ the whole bugsnax cast. Slightly based on Miitopia. Snorpy is a blacksmith and Chandlo is a knight/village guard and they’ve had crushes on each other since childhood. also Chandlo was killed in the Big Final Battle but was revived (or not. Depends on how angsty I’m feeling)

fantasy au #2. Snorpy is transmasc in this (it focuses on that a decent bit) and also has magic powers that he only found out about when he suddenly passed out after protecting Chandlo. Also he is killed in the Final Battle To Save The Kingdom cuz his powers use up his own life if he uses them too much. No revival for him, sadly bc I need Chandlo to lash out at everyone celebrating (including his fellow heroes) because they don’t seem to care enough about the fact that Snorpy is dead. Sure, they’re honoring him as a martyr, but they’re still celebrating, which Chandlo is very bothered by bc he was very close with him

western/showbiz kinda found family au aka the one with a lotta childhood trauma. Snorpy joined the circus to escape his abusive father and an arranged marriage cuz his father found out he was gay. Chandlo was orphaned at a young age cuz his whole family was killed and he basically ended up raising himself. Also Chandlo gets badly injured and Snorpy uses his own shirt to stop the bleeding, revealing the scars on his back that only Chandlo has seen

reincarnated as bugsnax au. Basically they were both killed during the ending but actually they became bugsnax

HS performing arts au where they start dating right after their senior year musical

au where they started dating in HS, but were trying to keep it a secret (their parents knew the whole time. They didn’t say anything bc they at least know where they are and that they’re safe)

Snorpy develops pancreatic cancer and fucking dies au. Turns out in addition to being highly addictive, bugsnax are also carcinogenic :)

Snorpy gets into a car accident on the way home from work and also his and Chandlo’s 2nd child was literally hatching in the back seat. Baby was fine, Snorpy was badly injured and his leg was permanently screwed up from it

and it’s alternative: Snorpy gets into a car accident on the way home from work and fucking dies, leaving Chandlo to raise their 5-year-old daughter on his own. 2nd child does not exist in this version

Chandlo mpreg au (thanks, @sophiaisadumbass). I specifically focus on Chandlo’s mental health during the whole thing (especially the postpartum depression) and Snorpy taking care of him through it all

Snorpy is captured by the grumpinati and ends up escaping with Chandlo, who is an unwilling member of the organization. Probably ends in Snorpy killing both himself and Chandlo because it’s better than what the grumpinati would do to them

Snorpy bad ending that leads to Chandlo bad ending au. By that i mean Snorpy was killed during the ending, which led to Chandlo throwing himself to the bugsnax out of guilt for not protecting him well enough

Snorpy bad ending au where Chandlo escapes from Snaktooth, but ends up killing himself later out of grief and guilt

supervillain au where Snorpy originally hired Chandlo as his henchman after his last one was killed. He ended up catching feelings for him and was mad about it (‘This is unethical! I’m supposed to be his superior! What will the higher ups say if they find out?!?!!’). Snorpy ended up un-hiring Chandlo and having him listed as a fellow villain (despite being just a big himbo with no capacity for evil) just so they could be together

au where Chandlo did something really stupid (aka saying that he was breaking up with him as a joke) that pissed Snorpy off enough that he broke up with him (they got back together a couple days later cuz Snorpy didn’t exactly mean it. He accidentally blurted it out because he was angry and needed some space)

Mermaid au where Snorpy is a sailor and Chandlo is a mermaid

now that I’m writing them all out, I’m realizing just how many of them exist just to make them suffer in new and exciting ways lol

[hyperfixate-and-procrastinate]

she gives off vibes of someone who listens to Cavetown and death metal

[hyperfixate-and-procrastinate]

One Snorpy/Chandlo headcanon a day for a year

Day 4: Snorpy prefers sweet “girly” coffee drinks over plain black coffee. He does drink coffee pot coffee at home in the morning, but he always adds a shit-ton of sweet flavored creamer to it. Also he doesn't like to admit it, but he does enjoy curling up with a warm pumpkin spice latte and a good book on a rainy fall day

[lee-sanghyeok]

username tag game

thanks for tagging me @yum-nyang !!

L : Love Me More by Apink

E : Exotic by ZEROBASEONE

E : EVERGLOW by NOWZ

- : _WORLD by SEVENTEEN

S : Sun by KIK

A : Alibi by XODIAC

N : Night Shining Clouds by CHASER

G : Get It Now by TWS

H : Highs and Lows by WONPIL

Y : Y2K by Queenz Eye

E : echo by ifeye

O : O-P by ONE PACT

K : Keep On by Balming Tiger

Tagging : @xiaowarmas @yvesismylove @leehanhans @bandsanitizer @jinsolverse

[hyperfixate-and-procrastinate]

H: Harness Your Hopes by Pavement

Y: You’re The Journalist! from the Bugsnax soundtrack

P: Prom Dress by mxmtoon

E: Escape From Snaxburg from the Bugsnax soundtrack

R: Ruler Of Everything by Tally Hall

F: Fighter by Jack Stauber

I: Interdimensional by Cosmo Sheldrake

X: Explode! by Mother Mother (this is the closest I could find to a song starting with this letter 😭)

A: As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It by Lemon Demon

T: The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical

E: Eighth Wonder by Lemon Demon

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A: Alien Blues by Vundabar

N: Nobody by Avenged Sevenfold

D: Dangerous from Epic: The Musical

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P: Passing Through by Kaden Mackay

R: Rises The Moon by Liana Flores

O: Ordinaryish People by AJR

C: Curses by The Crane Wives

R: Rule #11 - My Dream, My Addiction by Fish In A Birdcage

A: Angel Eyes And Basketball by Foot Ox

S: Smooth by Jack Stauber

T: Touch-Tone Telephone by Lemon Demon

I: It's Bugsnax! by Kero Kero Bonito

N: Nowhere To Run by Stegosaurus Rex

A: Alone by Cavetown

T: Today Today by Jack Stauber

E: Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears

Tags: @gerbil-with-a-side-of-arson @sophiaisadumbass + anyone else

[guppygalaxy]

wah

W A H

[sophiaisadumbass]

WAAAH

[guppygalaxy]

WAH

[sophiaisadumbass]

WAH

[hyperfixate-and-procrastinate]

WAH WAH

[hyperfixate-and-procrastinate]

One Snorpy/Chandlo headcanon a day for a year

Day 3: Snorpy has given Chandlo a bunch of his old t-shirts from college that don't fit him anymore. His favorite one is this faded Grump Peaks shirt that's really soft and permanently smells like his bf because it's been washed and worn a million times

[hyperfixate-and-procrastinate]

I redid my Snorplo themed converse cuz I got some more lime green beads yesterday: