Home For Wayward Fëanorians

A fandom grandma. Here for the Tolkien. She/her. Left wing. Fangirl. Disabled. Neurodivergent of some kind. How old am I? I used to read fanfic printed on paper and sold at cons in the 80s. Beware! I may leave positive comments on your fics.

[charlesoberonn]

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Remaining time: 5 days 10 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 5 days 10 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 5 days 10 hours

[charlesoberonn]

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

[hacash]

Much is made in LOTR of the Tooks being absolute madlads, but I would like to point out that the maddest lad of them all, arguably, was Big Bandobras 'Grow Taller Than Everyone Else & Beat The Shit Out Of Some Goblins And Invent The Game Of Golf Simultaneously' 'Bullroarer' Took: who took off to Long Cleeve and became the forefather of the North-Took branch. Given their illustrious ancestor, it's not an unfair assumption that however ridiculous the rest of the Shire find the Tooks, the Tooks themselves consider the North-Tooks to be the irresponsible madlads of the clan. I would also like to point out that Pippin's eventual wife, Diamond, comes from the North-Took offshoot.

I therefore present to you this possibility: a marriage in which Pippin is the sensible and restrained one.

[kateammann]

Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

[holy-marmalade]

POV : You’re visiting Tirion’s palace with lady Celebrìan and there is a portrait of lady Galadriel as a very serious baby on the wall.

I thought about making her albinos like how I imagine her mother but ended up making her like her dad instead. Also the dress print is this cute ivy art nouveau border by Maurice Pillard Verneuil.

[curufiin]

[balrogballs]

Morwen of Dor—lómin

“Since you are my son and the days are grim I will not speak softly to you…”

latest completed commission, featuring Morwen shortly after her arrival in Doriath. a quick shoutout to @outofangband, for their posts on Morwen have had me rotating her in my brain forever and overall very much helped create an image of her that I really drew on for this, especially this post which I really loved, about her general dismissiveness of the elves, most specifically and delightedly, taking a ‘lol lmao’ attitude to Fingon and Turgon themselves.

commission info etc

[pangur-and-grim]

wait should I read Lord of the Rings. are they good

[pangur-and-grim]

oh okay! thank you!

[frustratedasatruar]

Broke: Starting with Frodo's well substantiated and granular account, written by a major figure in events with the help of first hand accounts from many other major, important persons for crucial events he was not present for.

Woke: Starting with Biblo's Big Book of Baldfaced Lies. And if he wasn't physically in the room and paying attention when something important happened, you won't hear a gaddam thing about it.

Bespoke: Starting with the Noldor Propaganda Piece, so that you can be sufficiently biased by their more-politically-convenient version of the backstory.

[wanderer-clarisse]

knowing Finrod, he would love talking with the hobbits and want to know all about their genealogies and culture. he and Bilbo would absolutely be best friends!

[kldien]

“Damage irreversible” - Post-Angband Maedhros

Survived Morgoth's torment he did- but grim and pain remained in his heart.

[dogpuppy]

[celebrimbot]

the sons of fëanor

[greenapplespider]

Line art for a lord of the rings illustration I’m working on for a whumpy fic I have in mind ;p

[byjove]

what drink I think certain characters from Arthurian legend would order at a bar:

Sir Lancelot: Vodka Red Bull.

Sir Galahad: A glass of water, no ice.

Sir Gawain: The most pretentious craft beer.

King Arthur: Any beer. Not pretentious, not picky.

Queen Guinevere: Grapefruit seltzer of some kind.

Sir Kay: Stout of some kind.

Sir Bedivere: Dry martini.

Sir Perceval: The fruitiest, girliest, most whimsical cocktail on the menu.

Merlin: Also a whimsical fruity little drink enjoyer.

Morgan: Espresso martini.

The Green Knight: Absinthe and he genuinely enjoys the taste.

[blue-to-blue]

some messy celebrimbor sketches (ft. flower crowns with baby celebrían)

[victusinveritas]

[sennamaticart]

I can finally share a preview of the guest comic I made for Oh Joy Sex Toy! I got to talk about Hirsutism, what it is, and what it's like to have it! If you wanna see the rest of the comic, you can read them over here on OJST!

[haunteddollsgeorg]

As a society we have benefited so much from successful public health measures that we now have the privilege of declaring that we must not need them anymore

Bitch before enriched flour, neural tube defects like spina bifida were far more common. Even now, spina bifida clinicians and researchers are begging to have salt and maize fortified to reach groups that don’t use as much flour. Before iodized salt, the United States had a fucking GOITER BELT. Eleven years after the introduction of fluoridated water, a city in Michigan found the rate of dental caries among school children dropped a staggering 60%— in an era where tooth decay regularly fucking killed people

I’m literally not even going to start on vaccines, which are among the most successful and robustly studied public health measures in world history

You might say “oh well today we all have access to vitamins and toothpastes and dentists so we don’t need those things in our food supplies” and boy do white people on social media loooove to fucking say that. But here’s the thing: no, people don’t all have easy access to those things. That’s privilege talking yet again

[odinsblog]

This is their logic: