still edge puppy central

🔞🔞MINORS DNI, PUT YOUR AGE IN YOUR BIO🔞🔞 terfs, chasers, nazis go eat glass 👍🏻 she/her, 25yo taurus stoner bimbo 🥰 i was around for a bit but the tungle police got me in the end. i like girls 💓 i tag these things w these words, pls dm me if you need something else tagged: spirals, intox, cnc > last orgasm: a bit ago idk

[enbyfication]

me, picking my favourite cereals out of the granola bag to have for breakfast: surely if i take actions to maximise my happiness in this moment then i shall only improve my life, forever

the humble zero sum game: tee hee 🤭

[tallymali]

breaking my silence

[tallymali]

green:)

[grimoiremanifest]

'why did u leave this in the tags' u dont get it. if im unfunny in the tags its whatever buut if im unfunny in the post im going to be killed

[everydayconman]

[lakemojave]

You want to come over and play mind control powers with me

[skittybot]

i want to come over and play mind control powers with you...

[pokeballvictim]

There will always be a special place in my heart for fallen paladins. Oh, what's that, dear? You tried to find fulfillment in living up to society's expectations of you? Did your best to become the person perfectly suited for the world they made? And then you came to some sort of realization that turned your convictions and ways of being on their heads? And now you follow a new path with equal determination, now disillusioned with the mores of polite society? So like, what's your HRT start date,

[joleneboquila]

Vampire lady who's trying to enthrall someone for the first time: *holy shit it's working*

Me, completely unaffected magically, but dealing with the scary lady who clearly wants to consume me gazing deeply into my eyes: "H- hi- hu- heyum- ie- I love you"

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[lilstickerbook]

hey do u also get painfully turned on from “my poor baby” or are u normal

[hypnobabble-got-nuked]

i'd like u all to know that i was instantly titnotized by the pictured post but i was blocked from reblogging by this little "try tumblr premium! :)" popup. after i had screenshotted and cropped this post, i was stymied again by the Make New Post button. all of this could be avoided by giving tumblr the proper IT staff to unfuck this whole thing, as it wouldn't be a problem if tumblr's connection to the mainframe didn't short out every thirty seconds. we shorely do live in a country

[originalmalewhore]

A calculated handjob from an evil demon woman who requires my nut for some sinister potion please

[chaserba2t]

do any girls want to play hanging out and smoking weed in our underwear

[catgirlfingies]

[columboscreens]

[eraeralewd-deactivated20250421]

Visit Original Link

"Silly, Ditzy, Slutty..."

[laurasis-deactivated20251103]

[jackalopescruff]

what about average naturals huh? some real home grown staple crop type of titty. it aint all trying to blue ribbon at the fair you know

[pennzooky]

As far as I’m concerned, all titties get the blue ribbon

[jackalopescruff]

that s not how the fair works

[pennzooky]

Oh yeah? Then I’m gonna make my OWN fair! With titty ribbons, and beautiful women

[jackalopescruff]

can i come to your fair it sounds cooler

[jackalopescruff]

mine just has all these fucking lettus andf carrots

[solenosis-deactivated20260527]

[laurawful]

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