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Possibly my last post
Nothing dramatic but tumblr requires me to change my password for no adequate reason and due to some extremely old email addresses associated with the account along with hotmail arbitrarily being shitty, I only have access to this account on my phone. If my phone ever logs me off, that's that! 3
Black lace spam and eggs. Um I don’t think I’m doing this right
Railbow polkadot animal cracker?
Red candy!
Skid Marked Bacon… Sounds like a good ska or punk band.
Black sausage biscuits. 😜
Black Soup
“Color of your underwear + the last thing you ate = your band name”
Black(*) Marshmallow
(*) Technically, the underwear I was wearing at the time I ate the last thing I ate; right now I just got out of bed and, um, oh, never mind.
Pastel triangles and the English muffin.
Nothing Chocolate.
Bagel Commando
Naked egg
I think you should embrace both your old style and the new things you wish to try. I mean, they don't have to be mutually exclusive right?
Mebbe
Well my plan to run a really positive blog hasn’t worked out at all. I really meant it too! I just haven’t got anything special to say. Maybe that’s the significant thing though. I’m busy when I’m offline these days. I have an odd scroll through tumblr here and there but that’s it.
My aim a little while ago was to get my life in order and post only the nicest things I could think of as a sort of anti-angst because of all the angst I saw on tumblr. I think perhaps I’ve learnt that there are rarely any posts to be made to spread loveliness other than interpersonal loveliness or real-world loveliness.
I’m not giving up yet but my time not tumbling has taught me that the real world is where it’s at. The internet is a most wonderful entertainment and an INCREDIBLE supplementary social life but rarely is it going to be anything more than that and even more rarely SHOULD it be anything more than that.
Lots of love. Ali.
p.s. Should I get back to my old tumbling style or endeavour to make the new blog I intended to make?
p.p.s. Gravity Falls has finished now. Holy shit, now what?
“No I literally HAVE to warn you. Judge Tom Foolery in the High Court of Nonsense convicted me of “First-degree dilly-dallying with intent to cause mischief and I’m now I’m on the NVSR (National Very Silly Registry) with a ‘Stop at once’ order. I’m not allowed within 200m of monkey business.”
me discovering my inner worth
what a wholesome post
It’s one of those days
where the only positive thing I can say is that I am not going to reply to all the moronic nonsense I can see on tumblr...but I CAN say that and it IS positive and that means a lot to me.
At 4:16 p.m. and 16 seconds today, the date and time will be: 1/6/16 16:16:16.
I got so fed up that I’d missed this but I’m in Britain so someone remind me when the 6th of June is coming up!
Bit late but Merry Christmas. I’ve had a lovely time and some seriously lovely chocolate.
Christmas Mistletoe.
Reblog and see who leaves you a kiss in your ask box. ;)
Well we’ve had a while of this “If I have nothing lovely to say, say nothing” policy of mine but apparently I don’t have much to say. Hmm. Maybe need to change things.
At first I thought. “I should just sheepishly go back to random lewd stuff on my blog“ because I had realised that I didn’t have anything really positive to say like I wanted to. Then I thought “Why don’t I have anything positive to say?”
Long story short, as a result of this thought process, I’m making some very tiny changes in my life and I feel positive. There’s your post tumblr!
x
yoooooo
Dude.
i take back every bad thing ive ever said about baseball
Excuse me it appears that this white boy has turned me on
Physics!
A few people have asked so let me clarify. I’m still here...watching...like a creepy creeper...
Nothing like a bit of Karen Gillan
Gotta love her.
In fact one specific person out there has LITERALLY GOT TO love her...you know who you are.
Ooo-ooo-ooo
SHUT UP
AND
DANCE!
Tumblr is full of toxic shit.
I intend to speak about none of it any more.
This could be where I say I’m unfollowing any blog with awful shit on so I don’t have to see it. This could be where I say I’m taking a hiatus or maybe even leaving forever. Both are tempting. Thing is, I really like the pics and gifs of sexy people and all the erotic hypnosis posts. I masturbate with the aid of tumblr a lot and I love it. I’m staying and I’m following the finest purveyors of smut even if they’re cunts who reblog bullshit.
That said, I’ve got nothing worth posting. I occasionally write something sexy or reblog something hypnotism-related but…well here is the big change.
From now on, I’m just gonna post some nice things from time to time. See I wasn’t kidding when I posted about my new idol. She’s from a very silly cartoon for kids but I’ve learnt a lot from her. So I’m a bit more of a naughty bitch, and what? I’m gonna forcefully, energetically be me and be silly and be happy and you fuckers can join in or fuck off. I’m not gonna post anything sexy anymore, I’m just gonna follow it. Only followed me for sexy stuff? Unlucky!
This isn’t because I have a problem with posting sexy stuff, it’s because I want to proactively force some anti-toxic things into the lives of 611 people (not a bad number of followers considering what I’ve put out). Anyone unfollowing, get going. Anyone who likes this post, share it and maybe, just maybe, if you have no theme of your own on your blog, do the same as me.
Feminism, anti-racism, anti-austerity, pro-choice, blah blah blah. You probably can’t guess all of my alleigances but pick the leftiest, hippiest, wussiest one and I’m probably there 90% of the time. Thats the last you’ll hear on such matters. I won’t be deleting old posts so you can check them for details if you must.
7-11 was a part time job. Jeb Bush can’t post dank memes. The N word. *mic drop*
xxx
Gained a few new followers on the back of my final faptastic post and nobody noticed this the first time I said it so here’s a reblog.
