melody et al

19yo, she/it 🏳️‍⚧️ | likes hypnosis a concerning amount | #1 forceplural supporter

[stargoyle]

Big announcement:

Fucking petting hims

[gentlyevilvt]

I know some people are horny about pokeballs but there's really not enough discussion of the luxury ball as the incredibly perverse mind control tool that it is. Like all pokeballs it compels some level of obedience (subject to level/gym badge discrepancy), but it also has the unique effect of making its victim immediately love you. are you kidding me thats unreasonable pervert shit.

catching a girl who fucking hates u in a luxury ball and then when you let her out of the ball she immediately starts clinging to ur shirt and whimpering "I love you, I love you" under her breath??? and she knows she's supposed to hate you, she remembers that she hated you and the reasons she hated you, but the ball got in her fucking head and now she hangs off your every word and loves you forever??? what are we even doing here

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

Now you might think that huffing that girl's soft bulge is innocent and won't be a problem, that you'll be able to stop whenever you want, but its soft girl bulge smell is a gateway drug. Once you start, you won't be able to stop. Youll want it more and more, and eventually, it won't do anything for you. Youll need something else. Something... harder. And where will you find that? Well, if youre lucky, probably the same bulge

[vamptits]

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

[vamptits]

normal one. next question.

[mothgirl-is-a-gateway-drug-deac]

peer review

[ieatratsyummy]

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

[projectorthus]

X Men Red if the writers weren’t cowards.

Happy pride month!

[projectorthus]

This one's making the repost rounds on twitter, it seems. Just in time for pride month.

So I'm self-reblogging because I drew it, and that's my right.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Totally straight thing to say before someone dives into your memories.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

[demilypyro]

on why I even do this

[demilypyro]

[mollyjames]

I don't think this is either a new or novel observation, but Johnny Truant really is one of the most "estrogen would have saved her" characters of all time

[mollyjames]

With estrogen: at peace with herself, still on drugs but she's more in control, able to hold down a job. Her sex life? Legendary. The stuff they write folk songs about

Without estrogen: stalked by the Minotaur

[katiemya]

[edelorion]

arm cannons should be a standard installed feature in girls. there have been no instances of misses. samus aran? iconic. aigis? brilliant. eve from wall•e? stellar. okuu? the bomb. that one mini-sentry gijinka that got popular a little while back? lovely. you CANNOT go wrong with them.

[demilypyro]

trans women will see a flawed female character who was deeply traumatized by her circumstances but puts on a facade of strength and say is anyone gonna relate to this. and not wait for an answer

[ouroborosorder]

Customer came into the store yesterday with a tattoo of the autism speaks puzzle piece. except inside was the Dark Side of the Moon prism. I feel like at this point someone is making up customers to fuck with me

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

[orcboxer]

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

[luthqrs]

I FOUND THE. FISH CAN’T SIN POST.

[the-august-one]

I had to do it.

[fiddlepickdouglas]

I've been put in the tank 😔

[thistle-onions]

[cannibalcaprine]

TIP: in the event of REALLY HIGH, you can HUMP ANOTHER GIRL like a PLUSHIE for like half an hour have the BEST ORGASM OF YOUR LIFE about it

[cutecipher]

*taking my bunny pills :p*

⚠️ DISCLAIMER: Bunny pills are a powerful mind altering drug that makes you go 🐇

[petulantpony]

please stop forgetting that sink dog canonically has a soap dispensing vagina like the original artist who made her up drew her with one she is not a sexless icon she is and has been fetish material the whole time and that does not take away from her value or charm

[petulantpony]

let’s wax poetic about the themes of something we made up due to our lack of knowledge about someone else’s art

[petulantpony]

i’m struggling to find the original upload but i know it exists and i’m not crazy. SHES PORN AND THATS PART OF WHAT MAKES HER GOOD.

[petulantpony]

the only sinkdog fanart that “gets it” is the one where they pour hot oil in her and think “i looooove renting”

[wikipettan-kon]

sinkdog is so awesome