you said life was peachy

without me

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[loveridden1999]

what are white gay men going through

[starrynet]

what’s your favorite ship?

titanic

hms terror

uss enterprise

ever given (the container ship that blocked the suez canal in 2021)

captain ahab’s whaling vessel

ship of theseus

battleship monopoly token

mclennon

Remaining time: 3 days 3 hours

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[whyenn-reader]

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

[dogpuppy]

[i-will-recover-tomorrow]

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[itsjesscapade]

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[dogpuppy]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[dogpuppy]

[depsidase]

[segamascott]

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[sacred-portal]