I'm the whole damn circus :)

Dante (he/him) 22 🐢 i guess i post sonic now idk

[sacred-portal]

[low-polly]

scrub daddy: i;m a spoge

[6balls]

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

[6balls]

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[peanutgallerymemes]

my people fr

[phanyaoi]

three types of people in dan and phil's old videos

[lyraisnotonfire]

starting a conspiracy that phil mentioned the pinof kiss footage purely because he was horny for new 2009 phanfic and phanart

[raccoonmilf]

When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.

Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.

Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.

[raccoonmilf]

I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny

[milordyoba]

Nap time~ I used this palette in the challenge.

[weepylucifer]

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

[only-cat-memes]

[theinfiknight]

[unclefather]

having pussy is gender neutral. having cock is gender neutral. having tits is gender neutral. using 3 in one body wash, shampoo and conditioner is for men though

[vamptits]

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

[halberdbooks]

Yeah

[agust2]

So who do you think pays when they go out

their viewers

[deathwarlock]

I sit backwards on the toilet to pee because it's like peeing standing up sitting down

[the-real-skeletor]

What about shitting

[deathwarlock]

laying down

[contemptible-scoundrel]

they should add green to the transgender pride flag to represent hustlers+money

[brucebocchi]

[20th-centuryghost]

sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...

METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????

[purlturtle]

[mayfay]

[oneheadtoanother]