Welcome to my inner thoughts. Please leave

this blog will be pictures of my cat and the chaos I cause

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[arika0007]

I watched the trailer and oh my god, I want to believe that Simon is wearing Johnny's scarf, which has long since lost its sergeant scent. That elusive scent that Riley desperately tried to catch at night 🥹😭❤️‍🔥

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

[so-much-to-read-deactivated2025]

[half-giant-fighter]

[hypothermicfaggot]

My dad just pulled a Kristi Noem

Specifically, he recreated the puppy murder.

I live with monsters. It was a dog fight with one dog needing stitches, but the injury needing stitches is because a human yanked the other dog away.

His abuse created a violent dog. He used cattle prods and shock collars until the dog became violent then murdered the dog.

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[salamencerobot]

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

[hypothermicfaggot]

Parents old ass dog refuses to leave the kitchen.

Literally REFUSING to leave by flopping like dead weight when we try and get her to leave. She's 120 lbs (big dog, not fat), so if she doesn't want to move she won't.

Same dog gets barky and yippy when she's left alone. Literally throwing a tantrum over being alone, when she could easily follow a human.

[hypothermicfaggot]

This dog be like:

[hypothermicfaggot]

Parents old ass dog refuses to leave the kitchen.

Literally REFUSING to leave by flopping like dead weight when we try and get her to leave. She's 120 lbs (big dog, not fat), so if she doesn't want to move she won't.

Same dog gets barky and yippy when she's left alone. Literally throwing a tantrum over being alone, when she could easily follow a human.

[hypothermicfaggot]

I'm not into rainworld, but I have a friend who's obsessed with it. Crocheting wall art for their birthday present and getting insane levels of cuteness aggression while I work. I haven't even gotten to the ears and it's already too cute to handle for me.

Wouldn't be surprised if he finds this post, so posting this before his birthday this weekend is a bit of a risk lol.

[hypothermicfaggot]

Made progress!! Cat for more attention on this

Gotta do the border and details, hang it, and add tassels but the basic art is finished.

[hypothermicfaggot]

I'm not into rainworld, but I have a friend who's obsessed with it. Crocheting wall art for their birthday present and getting insane levels of cuteness aggression while I work. I haven't even gotten to the ears and it's already too cute to handle for me.

Wouldn't be surprised if he finds this post, so posting this before his birthday this weekend is a bit of a risk lol.

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! Happy birthday Raccoon 🦝

[hypothermicfaggot]

Noooooooooo! I missed it by 37 minutes!

[ashstfu]

the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you were a pleasure to have in class

[astheriiiart]

fantasy au 🔥🍃

[flytaco]

Daddy caught dinner while you were drooling on my gear.

[hypothermicfaggot]

You know it's fucking wild? A boomer who has multiple children but doesn't know jack shit about pregnancy.

Someone I know just had a kid. Induced 2 weeks early because preeclampsia. I mentioned that's my dad, because he knows this person. Mother fucker didn't know what preeclampsia was.

In my experience anyone who's had a child, know someone who had a child, or is just a woman who knows how pregnancy works all know what preeclampsia is. If you don't know the specifics, you at least know it's deadly and kills a lot of pregnant people.

Boomer men just be sticking their dick in anything and not caring what happens

[hypothermicfaggot]

First dark romance novel. The title and age gap drew me in.

[hypothermicfaggot]

Nothing to ruin an already horrible day like getting a text from one of your rapists.

Can't even get myself to read it.