pony up cowboy

zee - any pronouns

[opossum-handz]

[tvneon]

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[amazoogle]

let's develop a perfect plan

[amazoogle]

1. get cozy in bed

[greeniery]

2. nathing wrong with me

[light-camera-bitch-smile]

Can I just say this is possibly one of THE cuntiest ways I’ve seen anyone described in literature ever

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

me as a kid reading Dune: I appreciate the detailed world-building that justifies why everyone fights with swords and has mental powers, but the idea of a Butlerian Jihad against computers is pretty silly

me in 2025, trying desperately to find the three (3) places you need to go to to disable the latest helpful AI assistant that's inserted itself into my work chat and is advising me to do things that would be a breach of federal law: Oh Now I Get It

[jugglingjujube]

considering Mercymorn worked with John for 10,000 years she's actually doing fantastic. I would have started killing wayyyy before that

[ladyofthedells]

“Truths are dangerous.” “Then why are you writing them in a book?” “To catch them between the pages.”

artwork by miaiminnis (insta) (tumblr)

[riseupriseupandcomealong]

re-read Bitterblue by Kristin Cashore recently and appreciated how it took what could’ve been a standard scary fantasy power (ability to make people believe your lies) and fully ran with it

[gunsandfireandshit]

[crabussy]

t-shirt weather in late july. unfathomable. lets send every oil exec and billionaire into space

[its-cleover]

crazy to think that in the northern hemisphere, it's january rn. and in january, they will be snowing it up at the same time we are roasting and toasting now. and the equator gets the west of both worlds (and the east, because it's on the southern hemisphere's left. this is why t-shirts should be banned.

[crabussy]

(with great confusion) yes. exactly. couldn't have said it better if I tried

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[adirtnap]

[oodlyenough]

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.