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I’m literally in bed rn and THIS woke me up

Do you think Cardasians do party shots with their forehead indent?

#some alcohol in their little spoon spot #body shots #forehead shots #star trek #cardassians #i think it would work #like with your bellybutton but on your forehead

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is it weird for a hermit crab when it runs into a guy wearing its old shell

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There’s been a couple fantasy IPs that depict dragons as eternal beings, but have any of them made dragons fully non-linear creature?

Like standing before a dragon and talking to them, they see you as your present self, your past self, and your future self. They see you as a newborn and a rotten corpse. They see you as arriving to meet them and leaving them. They see you as right in front of them, as all the numerous times you will see/ have seen them again, and as not there at all.

If you stand before a dragon, it will take a while to get their attention, as they don’t know you’re there: they see you alone AND you not there at all AND among the millions of others who are both there and not there. So do they ever notice you? How would they answer your questions when they can hear endless voices of other questions asked and to be asked by others? Would their answer make sense? Would they constantly mess up the past/present/future tenses of their sentences? Would they talk to you like a baby or an adult or a dying person?

Would you even be able to physically touch them? They won’t attempt to touch you, because you are both there and not there.

Maybe you can only touch dragons that are killed - their eternity ended with the taking of their life. Riding a dragon is not even thought of, since a person who is able to lay their hands on a living eternal dragon is someone who has left the human concept of linear time…

Do you think mitosis hurts?

#does it feel weird to split into two?#can you feel it as it starts?#your body multiplying #the room inside you getting tight #than you stRt splitting #does it hurt #does it itch #does it feel good to finally get all that doubled self out #do they miss their other half #hypothetically aaron #just a thought #just an observation #i dont know #curious #cells #mitosis

Do you think the first few species that had to fuck to reproduce, knew that they had to, or knew how?

#first organism to reproduce non-mitosis must have been confused #i have to lut part of me into that thing to create another thing?#did they know?#how many species died out due to lack of knowledge about fuckin #meiosis #mitosis #hypothetically aaron #just a thought #just an observation #i dont know #fuck #who knows #its so early for this #curious #what was the first species to fuck?#does it start small at a cellular level?#are my cells fucking #i need to date a scientist but they would never sleep and my questions would be outside their expertise #ugh

I wonder how long it takes babies to get used to not being wet all the time

#9 months of your life are very wet #and then like an hour later its dry as hell #and bright #smells weird #ugh #hypothetically aaron #just a thought #just an observation #i dont know #curious #who knows #babies

Do you think cavemen ever forgot what they walked into the cave to get?

#walk past the mouth of the cave and just forget #was it painting?#fire?#a rock?#who knows #not that guy #i think about cavemen quite a bit #hypothetically aaron #just a thought #just an observation #i dont know #cavemen #curious

I wonder how long it took for the "american" accent to come about

#how long from pilgrims showing up with other accents did it take to change into how we sound now #hypothetically aaron #just a thought #just an observation #i dont know #accent #invasion

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do bugs get muscle cramps? do fish get tension headaches? how big and complicated does a body have to get before it'll just fuck itself up for no reason?

I wonder what cavemen craved to eat