museum-quality enameled egg

cranberry bog (unflooded)

[definitely-not-several-bugs]

The spell master: God damn it, where on earth is my magic crystal ball????

The suspiciously hungry and round bug:

[the-true-tusk]

What is this thing

[brappypatty]

shoutout to my fellow Ornate Amphipod enjoyers

[officeshelpdesk]

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

[enemy-viv-deactivated20240228]

[crabussy]

let's form structures with mamas

[crabussy]

these are hyraxes! they're not rodents or canines or anything like that. they belong to their very own order known as hyracoidea. their closest relatives are elephants and manatees, and these mamas and babies have FREAKY teeth

also important to note that the

and:

[parakeet]

Used to be able to have fun on the internet now all the websites are after my identity like the devil is after my soul

[masquerade-of-mephistopheles]

[ebbing]

what's the worst berry you have

[bewbin]

nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

schroedinger’s gunchucks

[worldeaterouroboros]

Why does schroedinger have so many things

[kairibloodheart]

Schrodinger’s hording problem

[pocketmilo]

a world without trans people has never existed and never will 🌎 ✨

[softbutchcowboi]

I think the key to a happy life as an adult woman is to channel your inner weird little girl and make her happy

[depsidase]

[gumi-megpoidd]

@yossyislandd

[gushism]

centipuppy plate

[gregpostok]

[krumplr]

save: floppy disk -> up your ass

[foone]

Do not the floppy disk up your ass!

[noodles-07]

its me boy I'm the floppy disk talking to you inside your brain listen to me boy put me up your ass

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

if theres anything you want crushed and ruined just let me know

ill put it in my mangle

[dragongirlsweetie]

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

[dragongirlsweetie]

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

[evilwizard]

GET BACK TO WORK

[pangur-and-grim]

I had a zoom call with my rheumatologist to talk about the denied financial assistance claim and what we could do next, and as I nodded along solemnly trying my best to pay attention, Belphie was in the background (visible on camera) knocking the decorative items off my shelf one by one with loud crashing noises.

the rheumatologist did stop at one point to say "I see you've got some sort of animal," and I thought it was notable that she didn't say cat

[boybeetles]

Sie transvestigaten meinen ikea hotdog…

[gaypornvideoswebsite]

going to the movies should cost $1.00. bobcorn should be a free treat