[realifesiations]

Bastard tumblr blog: before you go outside to pokemon go, do not forget to uwu and stay safe okay!!!!!!! Fuck you

Me: wadda hell…….. ….bulnosaur

[zeravmeta]

to this day i insist that fate zero is a comedy

[galactica-phantom]

s/o’s to @yeah-yeah-beebiss-1​

[mitakasasa]

oracle of darkness ✶ 闇の巫女

[mitakasasa]

"To find a kindred spirit in such an ancient and fearsome creature… I can hardly imagine what sort of a person she must've been."

[mitakasasa]

"We might not be able to do everything by ourselves, but if we look out for each other, then we can face our problems together."

[oldaccounts-posts]

nophica 🌱

[qrowscant]

hythades….

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

i love to call things beasts. what isthat? some kind of beast i assume….

[haunted-clowndoll]

another repost from twitter that i thought was hilarious

[eemamminy-art]

No masks, no pretenses, no one but us

[kitschadelic]

friend was lamenting the lack of girls in the shonen she was watching so I had some advice for her

[kitschadelic]

[pocketseizure]

This is what Ganondorf says in the Japanese version of the Tears of the Kingdom teaser trailer, along with the official English translation…

いでよ、我が下部ども。 Rise… Rise, my servants.

この地を支配するハイラル王国と、 Sweep over Hyrule.

それに組するものどもを一匹残らず Eliminate this kingdom and her allies…

根絶やしにするのだ！ Leave no survivors!

As in The Wind Waker, Ganondorf speaks in slightly archaic language with a poetic rhythm and a colorful choice of words that resonate beyond the literal translation. What I find curious about the English version is that it omits the subordinate clause of the phrase この 地を支配するハイラル王国, which translates as “the Kingdom of Hyrule, which exerts its control over this land.” The Japanese performance of this line is fantastic, with a measured tone of barely concealed anger that gradually erupts into fury with each successive syllable. I’m usually not one to nitpick translations, but I feel that eliding the source of Ganondorf’s rage at Hyrule into pure aggression might be missing something important.

[lostmedia-deactivated20250112]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[grendelsmilf]

this is so rude. he's literally just from wales

[miel128]

im allowed to be crazy

[filthyprotozoan]

one thing about orpheus and eurydice is you guys are all like “i’m different i wouldnt turn to look at her” because you are all familiar with the story of orpheus and eurydice. but orpheus wasnt familiar with the story because he was in it lol.

[filthyprotozoan]

“i wouldn’t look back bc logically if she’s not there it wouldnt help to look and if she is there looking back would cause me to lose her” cool so has love never made you stupid and insane

[filthyprotozoan]

another thing thats interesting is i think most people assume its a walk of reasonably short length that you have to resist looking back. but we dont know how long that walk was. its out of the underworld, time could work very differently. could be days. could be months. could you walk for months without looking back to see if your love is okay? i dont think you could

[filthyprotozoan]

exactly. like oh you’re not going to look back? have you never lost a love? there is so much looking back.