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transfemstalin-deactivated20260

real yearners miss people BEFORE they're gone

gffa

Star Wars | In a galaxy far, far away....

neckkiss

The Neon Demon (2016)

anakin-skywalker

Literally no one: Anakin Skywalker: ¯\_( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)_/¯

pastrygeckos

Watch me roll up to the picnic with my bag of wet fruit

osmosisjones

this is how they make lacroix

whitepeopletwitter

michaelblume

*opens pill botttle*

*opens water bottle*

*pours some water out into my hand*

“Wait. No, that’s…no.”

bunjywunjy

I had a real brain blast moment and decided the best possible birthday gift I could give myself would be to run absolutely hog wild through the American Museum of Natural History's online gift shop for 20 minutes and fulfill all those childhood museum gift shop promises I made to myself way back when, so I did that!

bunjywunjy

also in all seriousness, museums, zoos and aquariums are in dire straits from the pandemic so if you're looking for some scientific plushies or toys, please consider checking to see if your local institutions have an online store you can use!

mlmanakin

padmé are you sure about that 🤔 like are you certain 🤔 like is that your final answer 🤔

auckie

At least whatever is wrong with me is really really funny

pettycentral

homoslovenc

not even God can predict this ending

juxtp0se

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

goddamnshinyrock

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.