[fullofbugs84uy894ujui9]

reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.

[cannibalchicken]

[wav48k]

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

[twistcmyk]

friends

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hashtagloveloses]

me rooting for the percy jackson series to beat that stupid harry potter reboot series into the ground

[apollosgiftofprophecy]

Hermes: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi?? Apollo: So fuck oxygen, I guess.

[fluffygif]

What breed is this?

[pacey-grey]

I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.

[smallballz-deactivated20240713]

i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat

[maculategiraffe]

my mom didn't believe in lying to children so when I first asked about santa claus as a small child she was like "oh santa claus is another name for a man named saint nicholas who lived a long time ago. he was a very kind and generous man and he loved giving people presents and he would do things like put presents in people's stockings when they were hung up to dry by the fire, so they would find them and be surprised. so now when we give presents at christmas it's fun to pretend saint nicholas or 'santa claus' brings them. and we hang up stockings by the fire and when we get up in the morning there are presents in them, just like if saint nicholas was still alive to bring them!"

so that thanksgiving one of my uncles said jovially "so mac, are you being good for santa claus?" and little (not quite three year old) mac looked up and raised an eyebrow and said witheringly "he's dead."

[emphasisonthehomo]

[texaschainsawmascara]

BRUH WHY YALL GOT BOBBY TRENDING I THOUGHT THE TIME CAME

[half-blood-goods]

On recent casting news, I would like to mention an idea, because at this point anything is possible with this show:

Jack Black as Blackjack

[ladystarstorm]

“Can we get Markiplier tasteful nudes?”

“We already have Markiplier tasteful nudes at home.”

The tasteful nudes at home:

[koravelliumavast]

I love that almost instantly after the Percy Jackson book was announced that people were like Percy could just say I saved you like a shit ton of times, you offered me immortality easy but COLLEGE LETTERS is where you draw the line and make me go on a quest?

[yath-squeem]

…am i the only one excited about this new book lol

i mean i get it hashtag let percy rest but at the same time. he’s a fictional character and it’s funny when he’s put into Situations. he’s a delightful narrator whom i have missed dearly and i am fucking thrilled