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bi married mom of a cool kid - still a giant geek and stuff. I draw on occassion. Idk. My blog title has been that frigging table flip kaomoji for literally the whole time I’ve been on tumblr, it’s too late to change it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[stankpasta]

rb if u hates terfs

[official-pussy-posts-2]

Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post

[ryebreadgf]

[lady-raziel]

it's been just slightly long enough since Fourth of July that I can state my claim that actually the fair was awesome for the sole reason that I believe I may be the only person in history to come out as nonbinary asexual at the Great American State Fair. A man was trying to ask me out after he struck up a conversation with me outside the SpaceX booth in the technology tent and instead I told him I'm one of those they/thems and I don't date people. He took it better than expected and then we had a respectful conversation about terminology although I think he was really hoping to get my number and go out anyway

But I do believe that's something that's never been done before by anybody #achievements

[foulserpent]

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

[pacmastermeow]

i don't believe such a time ever existed

[foulserpent]

[dragginage]

this post always kills me bc i’m like 90% sure the picture behind him is this:

[dogpuppy]

[batsandboba]

@munnchausenzip i can't lie, it goes hard (x) (this is the actual op)

[concave-asscheeks]

i made a higher resolution live slug reaction

bonus: a smiling version :)

[concave-asscheeks]

okay i kept you all waiting long enough here's the pog version

[the-quasar-hero]

Wait, the dog days are over? The dog days are done? And no one told me 😰?!

[the-quasar-hero]

S-should I run @saintemry 😨?

[saintemry]

i think you’d better 😰 ohhh shit here they come

🐎🐎🐎

[the-quasar-hero]

Oh no 😨 I havta get to my mother, my father, my children, my sisters and brothers quickly 🏃🏿‍♂️

[bread-making-vikings]

Dude you left all your love and your longing behind, tidy up after yourself please

[the-quasar-hero]

Can I carry it with me? I want to survive 🥺

[parkore]

legitimately one of the funniest videos in earth

[omgbuglen]

Deer running from a flying squirrel as caught on a trail camera

[thomas-bxngxlter-deactivated201]

everything about this picture is goddamn intense as fuck 

[trickstertime]

Almost looks like a @dappermouth painting

[bungletheglasscat]

mbta advertising on MY tumblr dash?????

@mbta-unofficial is this your doing

[mbta-unofficial]

actually my question what the fuck is this map?????

why is state marked in red

why is aquarium green

what the fuck is the blue/orange pin doing in post office square

Arlington is close but still halfway to hynes and not on the right street

I’m losing my shit

[mbta-unofficial]

Ok I got the ad and the pins are places you can go on the mbta and not stops and the colors are the lines? that get you close to the landmarks? but this is also all within a .5 mile radius so you could kinda walk anywhere?

Green: Women’s march memorial

Red: Freedom Trail

Blue/orange: Old State House

Green/blue: Faneuil hall

yellow: Tea Party museum

And like, I guess? Sure? Still malding because what the fuck

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[beardedmrbean]

[trangoldin]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I know you didn't answer my asks because you were too scared of a genuine relationship with me

what

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

anon is on a level of parasocial relationship not yet known to man

[queer-as-city-folk]

Anti-city people are just plain fascinating to me

[thewinter22]

> doesn't trust the environment to send kids shopping

> walkable cities would fix this problem

> doesn't want walkable cities

[toskarin]

something incredibly funny about dnd trying to get in on the cute animal of the week trend with a popular raccoon and, because this is how dnd works with regards to animals, doing so by releasing a statblock so you can fight and kill it

[toskarin]

putting "don't you dare" in the XP count but still explaining how one would go about fighting jimothy the raccoon, a random animal with a spinal condition, is killing me