What even.

-PNW -24 yrs old -queer -trans -feminist -Mexican food enthusiast

[aaliyahbreaux]

spoiler alert

so I’m watching this birdbox movie & I’m fucking pissed. why tf out of a group of like 10 people are the first two to die the one asian person & one of the two black people??? does hollywood think they’re slick cause they literally always pull this shit if theres a person of color they always die first statistically this makes no sense if theres 10 people in a group and only 3 of them aren’t white how likely is it that the first 2 to die randomly are both poc???🙄

[tmblribarelyevenknowher]

I was legit excited BD Wong’s in it and then boom he dies after 10 minutes of screentime ☹️

[aaliyahbreaux]

same I was excited when I saw lil rel howrey and he dies not even halfway into the movie UNNECESSARILY. like he literally tackles that guy and ends up in the room with him when he could have gave him a good shove or even just punched him in the face which would have allowed them to close the door🤦🏾‍♀️

[aaliyahbreaux]

also not a fan of the “criminally insane” being immune to the suicidal effects of seeing the creatures and instead attacking people to expose them to the creatures. even just that wording rubs me the wrong way because it demonizes mentally ill people as if they’re a threat just by being mentally ill🙃

[endangered-justice-seeker]

I needed to see this 

[thebroccoligoblin]

IM THE LAST KID 4 SURE 🖤🖤🖤

[blackqueerblog]

The second part of the video - https://twitter.com/PlatanoMan/status/1072977752880545793

spot the difference

It’s in her roots…

[niggazinmoscow]

Was she really trying to make the girl mad and too see if she was going to do something. The girl wasn’t even doing anything but then she call the cops but she started it all. Is that right? Bugging the other girl for no reason.

[theshitneyspears]

wholesome tiktok

[nefertiris]

fresh prince of bel air (1990-1996) truly was a gift

[driflloon]

(central park muppet voice) but you notice the contradiction

[ampervadasz]

[ruinedchildhood]

[meganscheekgrab]

When that beat dropped!!

[brianabreeze-deactivated2019010]

Meeee🙋🏾‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️

[deanprincesster-deactivated2017]

it’s so dumb that piercings and tattoos can impact your ability to find a job. employers shouldn’t be allowed to discriminate based on gender, race, sexual orientation, or level of punk-rockness

[bellellella]

If you were about to have a surgery done, would you feel comfortable if she/he had gages and tattoos all over their face?

[deanprincesster-deactivated2017]

I mean presumably they went to medical school I literally would not give a single shit what they decided to put on their face

[geekandmisandry]

My first major surgery was done by a clean cut, gorgeous man with a French accent.

Didn’t stop him from fucking up my surgery and losing his license to practice here because he liked to do cocaine before surgery.

Its almost like how someone looks doesn’t dictate their qualifications.

[dovewithscales]

*mic drop*

[dippersballoon]

I saw an opportunity and I took it

[offline-kinq]

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

[udon-tea]

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I won’t hesitate bitch

Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow

Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read

Kermit the Frog jumps off building

Fr e sh a voca do

back at it again at Krispy Kreme

There is only one thing worse than a rapist

Club Jam (yes a really good book)

At least the taco was free

I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand

Grandma loves ping pong too much

If your name is Junior

Welcome to Target

I’m just cooking pizza

Cole Sprouse dress-up game

On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf

Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)

Kid smacked by fly swatter

Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)

Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)

WE’RE BREAKING FREE

SAIL

I’m Squidward

So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies

So no head? (breaking skateboard)

Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)

No off topic questions (Chris Christie)

What the fuck, Richard

Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)

Bored as shiiiiii

Liberian accent (plasma globe)

New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)

Summertime sadness (chicken)

More like hurricane TORTILLA

I got an a-bor-tion

All Around the World (TheJasminator)

When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light

Snake licks lollipop

Accept yourself, love yourself

Be whatever you wanna be

Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)

Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho

Can I please get a waffle?

Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)

Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)

Kevin, watch the light dude

Horse meditation

A girl a dream & a clothing hanger

Is that a weed? (911 microwave)

Helium balloons (floating car)

Fireplace fairy

I’m your freestyle dance teacher

I can’t believe you’ve done this

Which way the Quiznos is

Impossible paper toss shot

Hemtube (dancing with cat)

I nurture my skin (Shaq)

Why are you running

Happy birthday?

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)

Farkle falling

Fuck you (soda machine)

Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)

Take On Me

And now my sock is wet (water gun)

All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala

When there’s too much drama at school

Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub

What’s your name? (ouija board)

Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)

Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)

Girl scared of convertible car

Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)

Would you like the spider on your hand?

Shopping cart crash

We actually have the chip reader now

I’M A GIRAFFE

Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)

I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[leaveittotegan-deactivated20181]

this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

[axmmatt]

BEAUTY

[kalyug]

i made smth

[tmcphotography]

Logging back into tumblr

[partywithponies]

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

[censorbotoffical]

beepboop. censorbot approved

[partywithponies]

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

[macgician-deactivated20181203]

when straight people say “let’s get this bread”

[classicliteraturehoe]

LGTB (lets get this bread)

[soft--dogs]

reblog if you agree

[skarchomp]

Ash: Pikachu…if we want to beat Lt. Surge and his Raichu…you might need to evolve…whaddya say?

Pikachu:

[damesho-deactivated20210114]

Heads up

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[damesho-deactivated20210114]

a year and a half later i’m still using this app. my testosterone script was $116.20 and it discounted me to literally $45. this app is amazing.

[damesho-deactivated20210114]

I will never shut up about this. Cuz like

So many people are uninformed about this app and a lot of pharmacies try to omit this information from patients but you’re absolutely entitled to using this app, for whatever prescription you have… and they can’t say a goddamn thing about it