I Am A Kiwi

Trey, 22, f*g Snap: iccym Insta: tracer_d

[c-bassmeow]

[ectopusses]

[badtvblog]

[jordserry]

every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

[meanplastic]

[meanplastic]

Six-year-old me trying to make inanimate objects move with my mind after watching Matilda

[whitepeopletwitter]

A strong contender for tweet of the year, already.

[littlestarlost]

okay wow

[ampervadasz]

[lousirthe3rd-deactivated2022080]

I’d watch just for the tribute and go back to not watching the NFL again

[pink-starbursts]

[stream]

Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018) dir. David Slade

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[unorthodox-views]

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

[zackisontumblr]

hope your pets discover immortality in 2019

[winelandcounty]

Really Useful Life Hacks

[pvwitch]

THIS WAS REALLY JARRING TO MY BRAIN AND I FORGOT WHAT DECADE WE ARE IN

[softypyro]

[harmlesslyobsessed]

[skeletortilla]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

you know what day it is

[zootycoon-archive]

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

[farcryfromhere-moved]

the day has come

[farcryfromhere-moved]

the final sunday has arrived

[hadestigers]

time for the first illegal fingers in his ass

[omghacks]

[team-joebama-deactivated2019033]

i just watched this five times in a row

[princessplayerh8r-deactivated20]

The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.

[team-joebama-deactivated2019033]

reblog for those who’d wondered if he’d won

[fuckyeavanity]

i need to meet their parents.

[thepaladog]

Nintendo’s sales haven’t been what they hoped for or expected, so all the executives got together and made the decision to cut their salaries in half to ensure their employees still get paid. They say it’s the fault of the executives that the products aren’t selling well, not their employees, so it isn’t fair for the employees to have to take the hits for that.

Why are there people who don’t like or respect Nintendo again?

[rogueport]

Here are some sources for this 

[loveyourchaos]

This is unexpected. 

[bottom-bakugou]

I DONT HAVE THE MONEY FOR A SWITCH IM TRYING I SWEAR IM TRYING

[the-memedaddy]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr pro tip: before adding to a popular post, maybe double check the notes to make certain that reply hasn’t already been made in excess.  

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what did i honestly expect

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it just keeps going

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fuck ya’ll

[whatevercomestomymind]

Pssh dont you know tumblr is for shouting our own opinions into the void without caring if others are shouting the same way

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that makes a horrific amount of sense

[sicktekkers-deactivated20150829]

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read