I-am-a-wooloo

A Wooloo On Tumblr - Main account: @shadesphere

[i-am-a-wooloo]

*Ahem*

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Mareep.

[gothic-bunn]

Its a complete gamble following me. Advised that minors dont considering theres no telling what ill reblog next >:3

[gothic-bunn]

Ive gotten stuck in a rather difficult spot where moving across the country would be better than trying to stay in the deep south.

Id rather not have to ask but i could certainly use the assistance with traveling funds so i can get more help than is available to me now

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[zocomi]

GIRL PLAYERS ARE ABUSING MY ATTACK PATTERNS TO DEFEAT ME

[worldsmostnormalsister]

reblog to stunlock prev

[paintedhen]

contributing to the mettatenna agenda

[i-am-a-wooloo]

I am moving.

*Moves three inches to the left*

I have moved.

[pukicho]

Puki, outer worlds is on sale, do I get it?

Hell no. Buy Outer Wilds instead

[i-am-a-wooloo]

How are you today

*gives the wooloo headpats*

AAAH WHY DOESN’T MY TUMBLR GIVE ME NOTIFICATIONS OF ASKS AAAAAA

I’m okay. Very hectic day gang. Lots of things be going on.

[teffiebell]

[arch-user]

as a completely cis dude, I would press this button immediately, without question. There are a lot of things I would do for money, but shit I'd do this for like 20 bucks... maybe less?

[arch-user]

She said with all too much confidence

[melynnwaters]

A DAY!?!?!?

[girl-detector]

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[glawkbot]

Yippee!!!!

A short animation I made the other day to remind myself that animating is fun, actually

[another-delta-lover]

This is me. Btw

[alexaloraetheris]

You might have fallen on your face omce you got there, but you DID get there so take the W

[i-am-a-wooloo]

Turn down for what? Turn down for whom?

I would like to stare into the face of the being that I’m tearing down for.

Tell me the name of god you tearing down piece of garbage! A proper sheep such as me doesn’t just tear down for any a person that walks my way. Have at ye!

[the-bedheaded-league]

So many modern detectives have tried to emulate Sherlock Holmes, and none of them have even come CLOSE to touching Benoit Blanc. That man is Holmes' true spiritual successor. He's a silly little guy. He's gay. He's a drama queen. He has impeccable fashion sense. He loves music. He works with the cops but refuses to work for them. His voice is both goofy and incredibly fun to listen to. He sucks at playing Clue and Among Us. He mopes in the bathtub for weeks when he doesn't have a case. He loves hanging out with The Girls but gets incredibly uncomfortable when women flirt with him. The only reason he can afford his gorgeous downtown apartment is because his husband works a real job.* The only thing he hates more than Rich Assholes are Stupid Rich Assholes. He solved a double (attempted triple) homicide and the thing that made him most upset was plagiarism. He supports women's rights and women's wrongs. He refuses to break the law himself but actively encourages his client to commit arson.

And, most importantly, he and Holmes would fucking love each other. If most of the modern day detectives inspired by Holmes ever met him, he would probably want to kill them with hammers, but he and Blanc would probably end up being penpals and sending each other newspaper clippings about crime or some shit. And I can absolutely envision a teenage Blanc reading the Holmes stories and being like, "Wait, being a silly little gay private detective is a viable career option? Well, I guess I've finally found my calling in life."

Anyway I love the Benoit Blanc movies and I hope they make a million of them

*confirmed by Rian Johnson

[i-am-a-wooloo]

((A message from the mind behind the sheep))

((“Gender is a performance and I plan on going on tour, getting boo’d off the stage in every venue, and getting beaten to a pulp in the alley as I’m trying to leave.”))

[grovylelover]

Walked into the local marriott and guess who was behind the front desk. yuuuuuuup. the immortal king of legend who vaporized so many people it permanently fucked up the timeline.

[anistarrose]

kind of obsessed with the notes on this one

[ID: collection of tags reading:

i thought this was a shitpost but then i went into the notes and this is about pokemon apparently

(all caps) oh this was about pokemon.

this is about pokemon???

apparently this is pokemon. but sometimes a good post is just a good post

this in stars and time/deltarune/undertale fanfic goes crazy

i thought this was a random post wait. pokeoemn???

(all caps) it's *pokemon!?!?*

having just binged malevolent twice in a row i immediately assumed this was some kind of shitpost about kayne. i was Not prepared to look at the notes and learn that it was pokemon. what. wtf is going on over there

prev i checked the OG post is pokemon. (caps) IDK whats happening in pokemon RN hell

LMAO. his pet flower who he vaporized those people for is also there

if you told me yesterday AZ was gonna be a tumblr sexyman hotelier within 24 hours I'd have called you a liar

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[i-am-a-wooloo]

:3

[i-am-a-wooloo]

Glad to see you baaaa-ck, little buddy

- from me and @i-am-a-murkrow

Hehehe! Of course.

Happy to be back. Give Murkrow headpats for me.

[i-am-a-wooloo]

Today a cat and maybe tommorow a wooloo

I don’t know how behind I am but HE IS SO SILLY!