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Hello, my name is Zap, and you may know me from my main account @i-need-entertainment this is my jjk side blog :D

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Noritoshi Rant

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HI HI!!

I hope you are doing well!

HELLO! im doing

Okay HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

I haven't been active in so long- this fatigue has run me into the ground💀💀💀 but other than that I'm slay :D :D

I hope you're doing well lovely- I am so sorry I'm always late to answer asks😭😭😭😭 one of these days I'll even update the Kyoto gc when I get an idea :'D

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WE HAVENT TALKED IN SO LONG AGH

I hope you are well!!

NORITISHI AND I MISS YOU!

GRACE

HELLO

I miss you and noritoshi as well🥲🥲 I am alive and well

Just busy😔👍

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Are you feeling better?

Smol noritoshi is worried for you 🥺

IM FEELING SO MUCH BETTER RN SMOL NORITOSHI JSUT SOLVED ALL MY PROBLEMS😭😭😭

Thank you so much🥺🥺 this was so sweet, please have the loveliest of days😭💕💕

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I feel like noritoshi is so anti Halloween and has a Halloween lover I’m saddened by this

Unfortunately I think u have a point😔 its not even a fundamental issue with it hes just boring (affectionate)😔😔

I'm no superfan of Halloween, but I do enjoy watching so many people get super excited about it. Noritoshi is just a hater at his core😩💔

"Dress up? No, absolutely not."

"what if we do it as a group👁👁"

"Definitely not."

"Okay, well, what if we match. Just you and me :D"

"...well...I suppose it wouldn't be that bad..but don't choose something stupid."

"...I'm gonna assume matching teletubbies are a no then-"

"..."

His silence is so loud😔😔

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fun canon fact!

Gege said in an interview that the reason canon Gojos lips look wet often is because he licks his lips when nervous! Which tbh is really hot

WAIT REALLY?!?! that's actually such a fun fact, thank you so much for sharing >:D i actually love this sm cause like yes- he's the strongest, but also he's just a nervous little guy with a silly little habit

Its about gojo, so by law I have to tag u qui @i-just-like-goats

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The lacy of noritoshi gasps what happened

idk if u mean the theme or content cause both would be correct HAHAHAHAHAHA

As for the theme- its Halloween, so it only felt fitting to make the theme junji ito for this spooky day >:D (this blog is themed after "The Strange Tale of Oshikiri" which is one of my absolute favorites)

But as for the lack of noritoshi content djjsjsjjdlajjdks that one is an unfortunate mix of being sick and having adhd💀💀 I HAVE STUFF IN THE WORKS just none of it is finished and I am so sorry💀💀💀

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Are megumi and maki cousins in canon??

I think technically they're second cousins?

*potential spoilers ahead*

Megumi's dad is Maki's cousin, so that makes megumi and maki second cousins if im not mistaken :p

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I’ve honestly been sleeping so much lately and haven’t been active… eek

I just know noritoshi would be yelling at me to get up but like… bed? Comfy?

Same tho, if have to get up, why bed comfy?

I do think noritoshi is a morning person, so I dont think he'd be thrilled to see you still in bed. But....he's also a simp, so he'd probably just throw some half hearted complaints your way but ultimately let you sleep. Within reason of course, at some point hes going to pull your blanket off and open the curtains. Traitor😔😔

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Just wanted to say I miss u and your Kyoto school humour and I wish you the best day 💖💖🫶🫶

Thank you so much for this🥺 i miss Kyoto too and as soon as I get the inspiration I promise a chapter will be released🥲<3

I hope you have the loveliest of days, I really appreciate this ask😭💕

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HIHI I’ve been so sick and going in and out of hiatus but I hope you are well!

HELLO! oh no- are you feeling better?! Please get lots of rest and take care grace🥺💕

I'm doing okay :D I just started school, so very busy but its interesting stuff.

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Masculine men in anime are baby girl

Prove me wrong

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I cannot nor would I, u make a slay point morgan😩😩

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I am truly deeply sorry for calling you zap😔I should've checked with you first to make sure you were made of lightning😩

Have this picture I got from hoyolab as an apology😔

QUI STOP IM ON THE FLOOR- that was so rude of u qui how could u not ask smh😔😔😔

I cant even lie childe makes such a convincing chuuya that took me a MINUTE. This slay art has righted ur wrong bestie😩😩

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You better get rest or I’ll send noritoshi on you!!!

Though- you may like that so maybe not-

Erm I’ll think of something else XD

Let us praise the noritoshi smirk to heal us because amen

Whaaaat why would u think that? Def just send him, it will heal me i promise😩😩

THE NORITOSHI SMIRK HEALS ALL that's one of my favorite noritoshi moments fr

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hello English is not my main language so I apologize if I sound dumb asking but gendered terms in English lost me.

When a boy and girl are a couple is the boy considered a boyfriend?

So if I date Gojo since he is canon a man he would be my boyfriend? Is that correct?

Hello!! Please don't feel bad for asking, i dont mind answering at all!

For the most part, yes- some couples choose to use different titles, but typically if the relationship is between a boy and a girl, the boy is usually called the boyfriend👍

Yes, that is correct :D I hope I was able to help!

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I feel like noritoshi would sleep at 8pm and wake up at 6am everyday even on weekends

And he'd be annoyed if everyone else doesn't sleep as early because their noisy af

Hes really never beating the old man allegations is he😔?

LOL personally I hc him as being a night owl, but I can absolutely see him doing this.

"Will you all go to sleep? We have to wake up at 5 tomorrow morning and it's already 10 pm- that's only 7 hours!"

"Is that bad😶"

"Wha- YES it's bad! You're supposed to have at least 8!"

"Oh....so 4 is pretty bad then👁👁"

"...y/n.."

"..noritoshi.."

"Please tell me you do not get 4 hours of sleep."

"..."

"..."

"..sometimes I get 5-" "go to sleep."