welcome to my cringefest

a tumblr user returning home but I miss r/196

[papayajuan2019]

heartbreak is an essential quantity in life. how else will you know love happened. you cant escape it

[vorpalmuchness]

on complicated feelings about sisters, for @ladysansalannister

Toni Morrison// Hamilton, the Reynolds Pamphlet// Helen Oyeyemi, from White Is for Witching// Fleabag S2E6// Lindsey Drager, the Archive of Alternative Endings// Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre// Lisa See// John Grisham, The Firm// Erica E Goode// @agentsuggestion-blog //hope ur ok by Olivia Rodrigo// Haruki Murakami, Norweigan Wood// @judas-redeemed// V.E. Schwab, The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue

[aquamour]

crying bc animals don’t even know. they don’t even know that we draw pictures and take pictures of them. we have special places that we go in order to see them. we write little books about them for our young. we develop special equipment so we can come see them in their environment. do they know? how can they know? can they even comprehend how much we love them?

[nnebuchadnezzar]

i’m having trouble remembering what lions look like

[sems-diarie]

death is insane. wdym i’ll never see my grandmother again

[editoress]

It's very possible that the only way to ensure you don't become a conservative old person is to keep checking whether you're wrong. Every time. Genuinely mull over the opposing viewpoint even and especially when it's uncomfortable. You absolutely cannot a) consider yourself safely incapable of terrible principles because you're a good person, or b) treat a your disgust reaction to something as a moral truth. You can't get comfortable. Tiring! But you'd rather be tired and choose the right path, you know?

[jezabatlovesbats]

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes

such a loss

[wizzard890]

his cadence, his tiny bitchy hand gestures, his cunty little nicknames for people that are insane but also somehow stick to your brain? 

“the problem with ron desanctimonious is that he needs a personality transplant, and those are...... noT yet available.”

if he’d laid the garbage fire of his entire soul aside for a wig and heels back in the 80s, we’d live in a better world. 

[sparrow-va]

(via @dragonprincessmew )

[parkchanwoohoo]

Jollibee has a limited edition ube pie and I ate it so fast it completely bypassed my short term memory and like 10 min afterwards I was like hey where's my ube pie

[parkchanwoohoo]

[dritte--reich-deactivated201703]

[hauntedfruit]

as a russian speaker i will verify that this is actually the correct translation and not a meme

[andmaybegayer]

konks!

[licoricefern]

[gjjuddmk2]

[mysharona1987]

[teaboot]

Yes funny hard agree but why is he Han Solo

[tender-ghost]

[classycookiexo]

[tchaikovsgay]

my step mom was asking me more questions about the nonbinary thing and after talking to me for a bit, she said "oh, so youre a rosé! not a chardonnay transitioning to a merlot, just your own unique type" which was such a middle aged white woman way to frame it, but i cannot lie gang. it did make me want to cry

[mikkeneko]

[vacskamativagyok]

This is the funniest thing on the internets today, don't you hide it in the tags

[thinkingabout-girls]

“but what if i’m being annoying :(“ everyone’s annoying dipshit it came free with fucking being alive and existing. now go talk to your friends

[spiribia]

once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away