Jesus is my bro

Once I had sweatpants that read "Ultimate Chaos" on the thigh and I thought it described me pretty well. Side blogs: Sanders sides: ratsimpaled .. YouTubers: / Crankgemaplsy ... Finnish: hienokoruhermanni ... horny: cant-decide-nothin ... memes: cheemsism ... @/kaner.va and @/dogecheem on instagram

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

My cousin sent me this

[ejacutastic]

[2litre-deactivated20251204]

[juelzsantanabandana2]

Eminem fans

[crankgemaplsy]

This was saved as “thiccass” 

(mark takin a peek)

[crankgemaplsy]

Yes, Mark!

[crankgemaplsy]

Was practicing handwriting a few days ago ❤️

[crankgemaplsy]

I can't believe I forgot about this until I rewatched

[crankgemaplsy]

"Oughhhh I love gambling!!"

From strip poker

[i-am-not-anon]

[i-am-not-anon]

I really liked "LUBE CAM"

[rozzemilia]

[ampervadasz]

[shiftythrifting]

judgment

[haakil-deactivated20210219]

Yes, another tagging game

Rules are simple, answer the questions and tag at least 8 people to participate. Enjoy!!

Nickname: Aali

Zodiac Sign: Aries 

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor

Favourite Color: Teal, blue-green, red-orange, red, gold

Favourite Animal: Dragons, mackerel tabby cats, foxes, and raccoons

Favourite Season: Autumn

Somewhere you’d like to travel: There’s no better place than back home to England. 

Random Fact about yourself: I have a lazy eye which will come in handy this Halloween *manic laughing* 

Tagging: @lethughandsimonkiss @lothloriien @lifejuncturez @lbibalskid @sukifan @whatarandomname @andpeggy21 @daughter-of-nemesis @imaverysadgirl @thaliaisalesbian @panini-the-bird-killer @ghostsdontcry @daughter-of-hades1218 @jojo-lu2022 @screechingnightchild @dianeyandere and anyone else who wants to join!!

[ghostsdontcry]

Thanks for tagging me @hayilaa-kats

Nickname: Sofi, So, a friend calls me Sofito

Zodiac Sign: Taurus

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Favourite Color: Yellow, purple and green, grey. 

Favourite Animal: Orca, Aguará Guazú, Mantis Shrimp, Bats (cats and dogs obviously)

Favourite Season: Autumn

Somewhere you’d like to travel: I’d like to travel all Latinamerica by car, or as a backpacker. I’d like to go to England. I’ve studied English for 11 years, there was a study trip to Cambridge when I was 16 but I couldn’t go, so it’s something pending. Also, Japan.

Random Fact about yourself: I can do the clover tongue (?

Tagging: @lemongrass-and-cedarwood @theactualbigchonk @this-is-where-ur-wrong @a-clockwork-justice @paracosmoses @theleastrelevantkatherine @acid-atlas @whine-whine-whine-all-night

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

Nickname: people on discord call me Eldritch or Solar

Zodiac Sign: Libra

Hogwarts House: Probably Hufflepuff

Favourite Colour: Purple

Favourite Animal: European Eagle Owl

Favourite Season: Autumn

Somewhere you’d like to travel: Italy! And I’d also like to see Norway, and Tokyo because a friend visited Tokyo and said it’s beautiful there and it certainly looks very pretty.

Random Fact: In ten attempts, I can a cartwheel right at least once.

Tagging: anyone who can see this, and wants to do this, do it. I get anxious tagging people directly.

[gabe-killed-me-with-ace-cream]

Well, since you said whoever wants to, I’ll just hop on this XD

Nickname: I quite like Mari

Zodiac sign: Aries

Hogwarts House: Slythindor (yes, I know, it’s an unusual mix)

Favorite Color: B L U E !!!

Favorite Animal: I’m gonna be basic and say cat XD

Favorite Season: Autumn as well

Somewhere I’d like to travel: I’d love to go to Brussel and have some childhood nostalgia

Random Fact: ask me about medicinal plants and I’ll chew your ear off for at least half an hour

Tagging: @daring-elm @mintylikesrainbows @voidvirgil @emthetimelady @nightashes @cantstopcreation @i-am-not-anon @romanasanders And whoever else wants to!! (for example Luk and Gabe, sorry, I forgot your Tumblr)

[i-am-not-anon]

Thanks for tagging me!

Nickname: I go by Mom or Möm in many friend groups

Zodiac sign: Epic 😎

Hogwarts house: Gryffindor 😎

Favorite color: Red!

Favorite animal: Puma

Favorite season: Spring

Somewhere I'd like to travel: India!

Random fact: I've been to 14 countries

[roseofithaca]

Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; "My Lord! My Lord!" And the disciples are all: "The Master won't do anymore miracles today." But obviously Jesus is like; "Yes, my child?" And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.

[sweetiepie08]

No one talks enough about the fact that Jesus had a day job.

[ranty9000]

He repaired the relationship between humanity and god, he also repaired the table in his friend Mary's house cuz it wobbled too much.

[firelordderpy]

“Jesus!”

“How can I help you my child?”

“So the Chair I got from you and your dad is great, but I tripped over it and it broke, I was hoping you could fix it?”

“Go home and be at peace, your chair is fixed.”

“Lord, did you really just use a miracle to fix his chair?”

“Luke my son, it was still under warranty.”

[tardigradetheking]

“honey that guy who made our table got crucified” 

[paula-of-christ]

While this is super interesting and ive reblogged it before because the concept is funny, theologians/historians question whether Jesus was actually a carpenter. You see the Kione Greek word used in that instance later came to mean specifically "carpenter" however at the original time of documentation, it had a slightly higher connotation, merely meaning "day-laboror". A carpenter would have been in the absolute barest of poverty, and would never have been able to leave His mother at home to go preaching across the country side. Even if He left her with His cousins/family, His family would have been extremely poor as well, and they wouldn't have been able to financially support her.

Its theorized that Jesus actually worked in - essentially - construction. Laying bricks and building buildings. This would have made Him very muscular and healthy, and would have provided enough income for Him to realistically leave His trade to become a Rabbi.

This also means he would understand the complexities of building the Temple and why it took so long. So add that to the shock value of Him saying He will rebuild it in 3 days.

TL;DR Jesus probably didn't work with wood, but did skilled labor building cities and was probably ripped because of it.

[catholicpharmacy]

Jesus was swole as fuck

[shiftythrifting]

[tattedmariposa]

black eagles in (fittingly) absurd shirts from @shiftythrifting