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christian memes yee

[shenzi-hemlock]

Touching grass is not enough, some of y’all need to touch the hem of His garment.

[cheerfullycatholic]

Stolen borrowed from prolifemaronite on Instagram

[syro-malabar-baby]

[jh-newman-opn]

me: lord have mercy 🙏🙏

lord: *has mercy*

me:

[dankchristianmemes]

For the non-Christian kpoppies following this account. Hope this helps!

[acatholicrose]

[smol-catholic-bean]

I thought of this meme during adoration and am very comforted by it

[2649901]

[esters-notepad]

The Hebrew word "Satan" means "prosecutor". I think this is one of those things most church-goers know. I've known it for most of my life.

But apparently, that's not the end of the story. Today I learned that "Paraclete", the Greek word for the Holy Ghost, literally means "defense attorney".

[alixismix]

Satan*whispers in my ear*

The holy Ghost:

[sandersstudies]

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

[fuitgummyworm]

Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff

[fantasticmojo47]

Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church:  w h e r e   a r e   t h e   b o n e s

[odin-n-out]

Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hungry-hyena]

Me, a janitor, sweeping up the vampires ashes: where the fUCk did all this dirt come from

[queerism1969]

[planetclaires-deactivated202404]

pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them

[rabbitrah]

that's how medieval peasants were supposed to use the stained glass windows to teach themselves bible stories when church was exclusively in latin

[therestlessforest]

Blorbaux from my tapestries

[syro-malabar-baby-deact848]

[cheerfullycatholic]

One of the things my sister got me is this coffee and it's really good!

[cannibalchicken]

[greater-than-the-sword]

Can I just say that I greatly appreciate how all the Christians of Tumblr have coagulated into one big group (despite being vastly outnumbered on the site) and at this point even have enough cohesion to achieve relative notoriety and nobody else on the site knows what to do with us

[itstwilightlinkyall-deactivated]

[hollers-and-holmes]

[ohifonlyx33]

[jame7t]

if the catholic church was so smart why didn’t they make Parasocial Relationships a SIN. Marks failed to consider this

[cryptotheism]

The gospel of Luke failed to predict TWITCH STREAM

[lilacs-in-space]

i mean they do warn about false idols. that is a pretty significant thing that they warn against. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much do have a rule about this.

[0atm11k]

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