cooliest guy out.

matt 17 from brisbane australia 

[metapianycist]

the “lol triggered” meme is only considered funny in a society where mentally ill people are devalued. it relies on a context where mentally ill people’s needs are considered ridiculous.

[420gokudeleted99999999999999-de]

MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

[420gokudeleted99999999999999-de]

I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY

[il-lui-serra-la-main]

[trevenants]

i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now

[fuliajulia]

@emokinskywanker 

where is the lie?

[unfluencer-deactivated20250119]

Plot twist: they’re not attention seeking, they’re support seeking. Because they’re going through a really rough time right now and support can really help a person.

[i-am-soo-cool]

The body's will to live out weighs the brains will to go (at Bunya Mountains)

[unsouring-deactivated20160511]

person: *points at leg* why is your leg shaking

me: well my pal my buddy I am full of anxiety

[mcdouble]

Masturbation Tip: Let me do it for you

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

[peopleholdingdachshunds]

[i-am-soo-cool]

SNAPCHAT

Add me on snapchat: mattisthebomb

[anorakbaby]

it’s honestly so gross to me how many tweets abt kesha start with “i don’t like her music but…” like shut up for two seconds and realise i don’t care u don’t need to defend ur music taste before you defend rape survivors i don’t care no one cares

[did-you-know]

This made me so anxious, you don’t even understand!

Source

[i-am-soo-cool]

h

[veryfunnymemes]

[thebestoftumbling]

[xo-zero-inactive-deactivated201]

would like to formally apologize to my friends for the times when i get really quiet and moody and stare off into space and don’t join in in the conversation i love all of you i’m sorry i can be a downer sometimes 

[nevergenders-moved]

i relate

[kickass-funny]

[huffylemon]

THE MOTHERSHIP HAS LANDED

[vastderp]

here you see the rare and elusive mother blarb and her flock of blips

[jumpingjacktrash]

hand grenade family portrait

[preciousprincessbabycakes-deact]

@epiclmaofail look how cute ;u;

[weloveshortvideos]

[drinkpisspissblood]

im literally crying like actually really i am weeping

[tsujimatsu]

when you see your waifu

[sgaustralia]

[i-am-soo-cool]

i think i am in love