big mess™

all that and a bag of beans

[fording-the-styx]

[chillikm]

”the party grow up and don’t play dnd anymore”

my 40 something year old English teacher rents out an Airbnb for a whole weekend every like month or something for him and his friends solely for the purpose of campy dnd sessions

[kyusoru]

What if everything in Death Note is the same except Lights second biggest secret is that he's emo

[ducks-on-jupiter]

ILY EMO LIGHT YAGAMI

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[parkchanwoohoo]

hot take but I think some kink should stay in your imagination purely for the logistics. like boot humping or piss kink (humiliation variant) u get so much more out of the thought than the actual act and sometimes there’s so much cleanup

I don't think this is a hot take, I think we THINK this is because people who are most vocal about a kink tend to be passionate enough to discuss doing it irl and deal with the logistics of it but the VAST majority of anyone who's into anything is like "Well. idk it's hot to think about but wow is it a lot of work"

[smallpwbbles]

IM SORRY THEY DID THIS FOR WHAT??

[smallpwbbles]

Imma need fic writers that live for Caine angst on this stat, how are you gonna show that Caine dreams and it be a fucking nightmare of losing the humans he loves bro

[mynowherenothing]

[111111111yeah]

my dinner-centric world view

[backtornado]

insane headline to pair with the actual photo of the beastie itself

this is just a gormless little creature. what are we doing here.

[flandrepudding]

the ever so well-meaning kinger

[katificer]

[osgoss]

✨Discodoll✨

[ikimaru]

the finale but it's sea bunny slug 😔✌️

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*remembering the band bare naked ladies contains no ladies* call me back when they transition

[ikimaru]

practicing drawing her! ✨

[pukicho]

The nude beach has the best seashells. This fucking sucks. I love seashells but I hate penis.

[dummiils]

new customer! meet cute? :) I like to call this au Eden's Garden! Simon takes a job as a florist after his life of prison and is slowly healing, hope you enjoy something cozy!

[i-am-the-bean]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA