I-don't-fooken-know

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[i-dont-fooken-know]

Minors please be careful this is a minefield

[m1ndl3ss-pvppy]

NEED to suck his cock for hours. Like I NEED him shaking and crying and tugging my hair and trying to push my head away because it’s just too much but then I’d keep going because he just tastes so good and I don’t want to stop. I NEED his thighs around my head, squeezing and trembling and twitching.

[lilythelycan]

*spurt~*

Awww, that's number 5! What a good little puppy, does mommys hand feel that good? You're sooo sticky now. Don't get soft now tho, mommy isn't stopping until you get to 10~

Shhh, stop crying. You'll be ok. You're always bothering mommy about draining you so we're just going to get them allll out right now, ok? Just stay focused on mommys hand going pump pump pump~

Plap plap plap~

*spurt spurt spurt*

[daddys-lil-mutt]

i don't care if it's sensitive, we have to do this every night sweetie. it's for your own good. we are going to get all those orgasms out of you whether you like it or not. squirming and trying to resist it will just make it worse. daddy has to take care of you, and i'll rub your puppyparts raw if that's what it takes.

i know, i'm sorry pup. it's the only way to keep you healthy and well behaved. you want to be a good boy for me don't you?

good. now spread your legs.

[starboysdream]

Taking a t-guy’s first time but it’s almost too much for him. I need to make sure it’s good for him, so I keep asking questions, even though he’s too fucked out and feels too good to be able to reply.

Asking him, “How’s this?” Every inch I sink into his tight hole. I made sure to stretch him, but there’s not much you can do when it’s his first time. He whines and squirms in pleasure, and I don’t even punish him for not replying with his words.

“Does this feel good?” I ask when I finally bottom out. He nods furiously and mumbles something I can’t catch.

“I’m so big inside you, aren’t I?” I gently grab his thigh, pushing it up, making me sink into him some more. He cries out and moans, nails digging into my skin. “Does this feel good?” I start moving, looking at his face and smiling when he’s so embarrassed he can’t even look at me.

“I bet you can feel it in your cervix, can you?” I try to aim for that spot inside of him. We’re so close that his cock rubs against my lower stomach. I point at the small bulge that keeps appearing every time I thrust into him. “Here, can you feel it? Does it feel good? You can’t even talk- is that how good it feels?”

I don’t even realize he’s crying until he lets out a sob, and I gently coo at him.

“Oh baby, shh,” I lean towards him, sinking deeper into him without my intention. He arches his back into it, and I gently grab his face, trying to wipe away the tears, kissing them away. “It’s okay puppy, feels so good, huh? Look at you.”

I gently put my hand around his throat, hand brushing through his hair before pulling to get his attention. His pathetic, beautiful teary eyes looking up at me.

“I’m gonna make you cum so good you never want another cock”

[goodoldfashionedpuppyboy]

no penetration for two weeks but sucking you silly isn’t really penetration right? You’re so horny and such a desperate pup now, I’m sure my mouth would help you feel better sweet boy. You wanna spread your legs for me? Get all cozy in your nest so I can help you feel good?

yeahhhhh youre right. that might help make me less... stupid, wouldnt it? rocking against your face, grinding and gasping and whining every time you touch me just right. fuck youd feel so good, but id be begging to have your cock so fast. youd have to find some way to shut me up, and i personally think i look excellent with a gag. still, itd take a lot to have me satisfied right now, guess that means you gotta get to work. its alright, ill have your mouth a mess in no time.

[kotabutch]

i really cant stop thinking about helping a femme take their first strap.

i cant stop thinking about lying them down in bed fresh out the shower. they’re body’s warm with anticipation, skin lotioned and smelling sweet, and damp hair scattered across the duvet like a princess.

“just my fingers first, yeah? just breath, baby. you’ve taken my fingers before.”

“let me stretch you open slow. there’s no need to rush, sweetheart.”

“such a gooood girl. you’re going to take it so well for me aren’t you?”

“you really think you can take it now? mmmm i dunno. i think i need to play down here a little more. make sure you’re properly prepped, okay?”

“that’s it. that’s it. my neeeeeedy girl.”

“you’re safe with me. i’ve got you.”

“you will tell me to stop if you need me too, but i dont think you will.“

“here it comes. biiiiig stretch.”

all while i have a big soft adoring smile on my face, and your nails in my back.

[monstersflashlight]

Monster boyfriend who trains you into being his good little pet, making you orgasm every time you do something that he likes. You make his favorite food? He eats you out on the counter. You wear that red dress that makes your curves look great? He fucks you against the door as soon as you get back from the restaurant. You start saying good things about yourself instead of bad? He lets you ride him until you are a mess...

[memequeen-official]

[difty-dift]

[genericalosers]

[lizbukchoy]

[sophisticatedoyster]

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[watercolormagicalgirl]

[uhuh100]

up next, the triangle.

we know what hole that goes in, right?

[uhuh100]

that's right, the square hole!

[letssnowstreamwings]

tumblr-style performance art

[internet-or-sleep]

[alien-slushie]

Phantom: *in his living form w/a mask, coiled up and scribbling on some worksheets with textbooks surrounding him*

Kid Flash: *spread out over Phantom's coils, watching him work*

Flash: Hey kiddos- Kid Flash are making Phantom do your homework?

Kid Flash: What? No! I copy my homework pages and let Phantom have the empty copies!

Green Arrow: Why? I thought kids hated homework.

Phantom: I missss ssschool. The normalcy of it, the knowledge. After I became a ghossst I ssstruggled a lot with homework and attending classssesss, but I ssstill went. But now, I'm a Naga, and I can't go to ssschool anymore. Wal-Kid Flash has been helping me catch up, even if I can't go to ssschool anymore, I atleassst won't be completely ssstupid.

Kid Flash: You're not stupid, I barely had to teach you anything. If anything, once you caught up, you started tutoring me!

Green Arrow and Flash: *share a sad, thoughtful, and determined look*

*1.5 Months Later*

Green Arrow: Hey is Phantom around?

Flash: We got a gift!

Superboy: *points to the living room*

Phantom: *stretched out over the couch, holding his hands out for Miss Martian to paint while Kid Flash is leaning against him, and Robin and Aqualad are sitting on the floor next to them as they all chat*

Flash: Hey Phantom!

Phantom: *looks up, tongue flickering curiously*

Green Arrow: Hey kid, remember that conversation from a while ago?

Flash: About you going to school?

Phantom: Oh, yessss.

Green Arrow: We signed you up for online school.

Flash: *grins widely as he hands Phantom a laptop*

Phantom, whispering: What?

Flash: Yeah! It took a while because we had to make you an identity slightly based on your birth one, and that, my friend isn't easy. Even for us.

Green Arrow: You still have to pick your classes, but everything is online, you type your answers into an online document, or you can print out the worksheets and scan them before sending them to your teacher.

Flash: Your cave-

Phantom, softly: Nessst.

Flash: Right sorry, Nest. But your Nest has internet right?

Phantom: Yesss.

Green Arrow: Then there you go! There are mandatory video classes, but its not hard to hide your tail with a computer laptop.

Phantom: But the essss sssoundsss I make-

Flash: In your medical file, the hissing was cited as a vocal stim.

Phantom: *eyes misty as he stares at them in awe.* Thank you. *hugs the laptop to his chest while his tail moves to wrap around the two heros*

Green Arrow, startled: Oh!

Flash, surprised: Woah!

Phantom: *squeezes the two heros in a hug while trying not to cry*

Kid Flash: *grinning and patting his friend on his back in support*

[alien-slushie]

Robin: At least all that stupid spell did was give us animal fetures. *glares at the Robin wings now popping out of his back*

Beast Boy: Honestly I don't feel much different.*has a snakes tail, a bats wings, large goat horns, and lion ears* I think I'm a Chimera?

Cyborg: Could be worse.*has two dog ears on his head, one upright and robotic, the other organic and floppy, he also has a tail but it was short and tucked into his suit*

Raven: Starfire seems to be having fun. *looking upwards as two massive raven wings wrap around her in place of her coat.*

Starfire, giggling: I am the cat! Meow! Meow! Meow!*two pink cat ears rest on her head, paired with a long, elegant pink tail* Oh! Phantom is the cat too!

Phantom: *laying in the air with white and black rounded ears, and a long white and black spotted tail, that he is chewing on*

Robin: Why are you eating your tail?

Phantom: *shugs*

Beast Boy: Hes a Snow Leopard, sometimes they just kinda carry their tails around.

Robin, sighing: Nobody's hurt? Good, then let's go catch that weirdo.

Bonus!

Robin: I'm so glad thats over.

Starfire: Awe, I liked being the cat- hey! Phantom is still a leopard!

Robin: What?!

Phantom: *lazily floating and smacking at his own tail* Hmm? Oh I wasn't spelled. *ears and tail vanish before reappearing* See?

Robin: What? Explain!

Raven, groaning as she just remembered: Hes a ghost! That spell had no physical body to latch onto!

Beast Boy: Nice.

Cyborg: So why did you give yourself ears and a tail?

Phantom, deflating: I felt left out.

Starfire: *nods in understanding and pats his back in reassurance*

Bonus #2!

Phantom: Psst! Star!

Starfire: *curiously flys over*

Phantom: I snagged that guy's spell book! *grins as his Snow Leopard ears pops back up* Do you want your ears and tail back?

Starfire, squealing: Oh very much!

[alien-slushie]

Beast Boy: Okay, what is this? *turns into a bear*

Phantom: Oh I know this one because its a constellation! Its a bear!

Beast Boy: Right! Okay now this? *turns into a Civet*

Phantom: Cat!

Beast Boy: Nope, thats a Civet. Okay how about, this. *turns into a Fennec Fox*

Phantom: Cat?

Beast Boy: Nope.

Phantom: Dog?

Beast Boy: Closer, but no. Not everything is a dog or a cat. Let's try this! *turns into a hippopotamus*

Phantom: Cow?

Beast Boy, exhasperated: How are you this bad at animals? Is that how you died? Walking up to a Wolf pack and trying to pet them?

Phantom: Actually I was electcuted, and revived, and electcuted, and revived, and electcuted, and revived, again and again 7 times! It was really painful and sometimes if I get zapped I have a panic attack still, but I try to stay quiet so it doesn't bother you guys, so don't worry.

Beast Boy, trembling: Change of plans we're breaking into the nearest dog rescue and cuddling the dogs!

Phantom: Ooo Okay!

Bonus

Robin: You are not keeping that dog.

Phantom: But look at his grumpy little face! He reminds me of Batman! *holds up a small mixed breed black dog with a wrinkled, smooshed muzzle and pointed ears*

Robin, eyebrow twitching: No.

Phantom: But Star gets to keep Silky!

Robin: And we have Beast Boy.

Beast Boy: Hey!

[allpiesforourown]

Shizun Binghe casually approaching Shen Yuan and talking about his own mother and how he dealt with that loss hoping to open the gates for Shen Yuan to feel comfortable talking to him. Eventually Shen Yuan finally mentions something small about how his mom also enjoyed jewelry and Binghe feels ecstatic Shen Yuan is finally talking about it.

Man... yeah.. that's so cute but also binghe was an only child so he would be listening to shen yuan share family stories like

Shen Yuan reminiscing: and then when my brother pretended to push me off the roof as a joke my da-ge got sooo scared and he thought I really died haha isn't that hilarious? He was crying sooo much

Binghe taking in the level of psychological torture that is present in the average sibling relationship: funny...

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Yuu: (holding a gun) and now for the best spells of all, I'll shoot you

Rollo: you can't just get out a gun and say it's a spell

Yuu: sure I can and if you don't do what I'll say your a goner

Rollo: and I thought you might have been somewhat decent because you aren't one of those wretched mages

Yuu: you were wrong

[qairilinda01]

Y'know, I like the idea where for a ghost or a realm being to court another they duel with each other so it'll be funny when Dick stumbles across jason who was fighting with some guy and Dick was horrified when Jason landed a hit on that guy nose but the dude just smiled manically

And he was even more horrified and maybe a tad confused when he heard their conversation

Jason: go out with me Danny!

Danny: HAH! defeat me first Jason if you wish to take me on a date!

Jason: oh you BET!

Dick face paled for every second and was about to interfere when Danny managed to land a hit so hard it knocked Jason out cold for a second or two before he got back up

Danny: HAH! you failed Jason!

He said while pointing at Jason and Jason just scowled and said damn it under his breath

Danny: but well since I won that means I can ask you out for a date can I? So you wanna go on a date with me?

Jason just blinked in surprise before grinning from ear to ear

Jason: fuck yeah, let's go

And only after that did they realize of another presence with them, which is dick and dick just stares at them

[alien-slushie]

Jason, rolling his eyes: You're such a wimp, getting a date is not that hard.

Dick: Oh yeah?

Jason: Yeah.

Dick: Okay. Go ask that- *points to a random guy* guy out, if he turns you down for any reason thats not "I'm in a relationship currently", "I'm Aromantic", or "I'm not interested in men", then that will be proof its not "easy", and that you're wrong.

Jason: Fine. *walks up to the man in question* Will you agree to go on a date with me so I can laugh in my brother's face?

Danny: *blinks slowly as he sips on a "green apple" slushie, he looks Jason up and down with consideration* I have to go to my sister's wedding in four weeks and she keeps trying to hook me up with the groom's best friend's sister, who I've met and have no interest in, if you go with me to that, I will tell your brother whatever you want me to.

Jason: You are perfect. Deal!

[alien-slushie]

Danny: 3 medium pizzas and a liter of-

Duke, breathless: Oh wow, you're glowing.

Danny: *blushes bright red and ducks his head*

Tim: Wow~

Steph: *wolf whistles*

Jason: Who knew day-job was so bold!

Duke, blushing: No! I didn't mean- I mean you are very p-pretty! But-But I meant! I meant-

Danny: *slowly getting redder and redder*

Damian, sighing: *walks past Duke, grabs their order, shoves a very generous tip into Danny's hand, and shuts the door before Duke can embarass himself further* That was disgusting to watch.

Rest of the BatSibs: *laughing histerically*

[maladaptiveficstar]

I'd like to present the different various responses Danny gives to this one comment from each Wayne.

---

( mentioned pizza pick up) only glowing to his special vision. Staring in awe and wonder with a slight blush.

Duke: you're glowing!

Danny: aww thanks, you're not too bad yourself.

---

Mid coffee run at 6am post a long patrol and pre a long buisness meeting going on no sleep for over 72 hours. Danny is getting coffee before heading off to college himself and they bump into each other on their way out the door.

Tim: I'm so sorry, are you oka-... glowing?!. Are you glowing?

Danny Gaslight Nightingale: No I'm not... Are you ok dude? When was the last time you slept?

---

In the new crime alley resource center, prepping for an after school tutoring program. Jason's setting up tables and moving chairs while volunteers arrive and get ready. Danny is teaching science in exchange for help with his english. Sadly its mandatory for his Wayne scholarship if he wants a full ride.

Danny gets super excited when he finally gets the underlying meaning behind some complicated flowery words a character says to the protagonist.

Danny: wait! Oh my ancients! Did they just claim their mother's a whore? In front of everyone? I thought they were nice... no wonder I nearly failed this class in highschool.

Jason: Now you're getting it!! Wait...Are you... glowing?

Danny: WOW... RUDE much? I didn't say anything about whatever YOU'VE got going on. (Gesturing to his chest)

Later that night. Jason staring in the mirror

Jason: Hey, Roy... Is... Is there something wrong with my chest?

Roy, sticking his head between his man's pecks: Glory Glory, What a helluv a way to die!

---

Danny on his way home from his first day as a WE intern. Doing the happy dance while alone on the elevator, not even caring that the elevator is going up before going down. Enter Damian Wayne on his way out to head home as well after visiting Tim about a bat tech issue. Danny playing cool when the kid and his dog gets on.

Damian: ...

Danny: ...

Damian: You're glowing.

Danny: oh crap, sorry, can you pretend you didn't see that? I don't want to be run out of town again.

Damian: ... Very well I will keep it to myself... for now.

Danny: Uh... you can try to blackmail me but I don't have anything you would want... Unless you want to set up doggie play dates with Cugo and your smart boy here.

Damian: Acceptable.

---

One night while Danny is stargazing after a bad night. On the rooftop of WE where Danny was hoping to get a better view of the sky.

Nightwing shows up and gets him off the ledge and talking about stars.

Nightwing: You must really love stars, you're glowing.

Danny, giggling at the inside joke: You could say I'm obsessed... I wanted to be an astronaut...

Nightwing: I didn't think there was a space program in Gotham.

Danny: There isn't... Some dreams just... die. (Giggling again at his own awful joke)

Nightwing: I don't know what's going on here but I'm not liking the atmosphere we've created on this rooftop.

Danny: Don't worry, I've already survived the worst out there, I'm not going to give in to some bad thoughts. Besides, every day I live is the ultimate fuck you to the beings wanting to keep me down.

Nightwing: Beings that want to keep you down? Like family? Or your depression?

Danny: More like a well funded sector of the american government.

Nightwing: What?.. I have concerns...

Danny: Aww, still optimistic enough to have concerns... Don't let reality break you, birdman.

Danny forces the roof door to walk down through the WE building to escape the vigilante.(he goes invisible and flies home on the 11th floor leaving NW and O flabbergasted. It bugs Tim when he looks into it a day later too.

---

Alfred comes to pick up Duke after a date at Danny's place that ran late enough it was dark and Danny didn't want Duke to walk home alone so late in crime alley.

Danny walks Duke to the car where Alfred greets him and ushers Duke into the car.

Alfred: So you are aware young sir, you seem to be glowing.

Danny: Well, its no surprise. Your young master is a complete and proper gentleman. I believe I have you to thank for that, at least in part.

Alfred: Very well... Do treat him well young sir. It would be regrettable to have you... taken care of... Should any harm come to young master Duke.

Danny, saluting: Yes Sir, no funny buisness here. Just one half human falling for another.

---

After a call with Ellie which Danny took in the hall between games at the Wayne family game night.

Cass: you are glowing.

Danny: Yeah, been doing that a lot recently. I guess you guys have actually been really good for me.

Cass: Good. You make Duke brighter too.

Danny glowwing brighter: Good, I mean uh... Dont tell anyone but... I was the most nervous about getting your approval. He doesn't say it much but he really looks up to you.

Cass: You're both good sweet boys. Come, time to beat you at more games.

---

Batman and Danny both captured by the GIW and stuck in a dimly lit transport container. Batman was taken in for being liminal enough to register and staying to try and get more information on the abductions going on around town. Danny gets tossed in after, chained and detained as 'the Fenton problem child'. The GIW still don't know Phantom and Danny are the same person and Danny doesn't want to let them find out.

Batman: You... Glow...

Danny: Did the chained up furry hiding in the shadows just judge me?

Batman: ...

Danny: ... That's what I thought... Wait why are you even here?

Batman: ...

Danny: ... Their scanners picked you up?

Batman: ... what do the devices scan for?

Danny: a type of radiation given off by a type of death energy, specially a death energy connected to another realm.

Batman: and you have this energy because?

Danny: An accident in my teens should have killed me... I'm guessing you've been near death a few times in your life. High enough to register as liminal on trackers, not low enough for them to let you keep your human rights.

Batman: ...

Danny: ... That's rough buddy.