The fucks i don't give

Mari | Portuguese | 20 | art student| neRD | 100% done with Tumblrinas and SJW | Snapchat : marithenamri

[hxuse-xf-black]

Ron: You know what, this is all your fault.

Fred: What, is that like the theme of this family?

George: "When in doubt, blame the twins."

[wizards]

Ginny: What are you, 5?

Fred: *snorts* yeah, 5 heads taller than you.

Ginny:

Fred:

Fred: I’m sorry please don’t kill me.

[wh0reforthemarauders]

Fred and George: We would like to apologise to anyone whom we haven’t pranked yet.

Fred and George: Please be patient. We will get to you shortly.

[wizards]

Fred: *sneezes*

Harry, wearing the invisibility cloak: Bless you

Fred, looking around: God?

[veekilledsnow]

Y/N: That’s ridiculous. Fred doesn’t like me.

George: Yes, he does.

Lee: Yes, he does.

Ginny: Yes, he does.

Golden trio: Yes, he does.

Fred: Yes, I do.

Y/N *blushing*: …

Fred *realization*: Wait-

[hogwartsian-quotes]

Harry : I hate names that end in ‘y’. They sound like adjectives.

George : Your name ends in y.

Fred : And that’s not all, your name is a homophone, with hairy. So it is ACTUALLY an adjective.

Lee : If we wanna be technical, his name isn’t an adjective, just sounds the same as one. BUT, we can make it into an adjective!

Fred : Wow it’s been pretty harry lately.

George : Man this is one Harry song!

[i-dont-use-this-thing]

Lee: Can I be frank with you guys?

Fred: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is going to help.

George: Can I still be George?

Fred: Shhh, let Frank speak.

[i-dont-use-this-thing]

Fred: Easy, love... it hurts

y/n: Well, you wouldn't have gotten the bruise if you didn't punch him

Fred: HE TOUCHED YOUR HAND!

y/n: Baby, it was a handshake

[postively-not-positive]

Fred: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Y/N: Wasn't George with you?

George: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

[incorrectquotesharrypotterv]

George: I would just like to remind you of how much you adore us.

Fred: And how boring your life would be without us.

Y/n:

Y/n: What did you do?

[ki-ndness]

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[captainlumin]

tic-tac- will you go on a beach date with me

hey big boys im back on my bs

[prism17]

Kazekage video message to NaruHina

[gaminginsanity]

Deviant Connor appreciation post ↳ [machine connor]

bonus:

[pr1nceshawn]

Customer Service Wolf.

[ask-cloud-skipper]

That wolf embodies the thoughts of most in customer service

[voicedheadcannons]

Haikyuu!! + Pets

Sugawara: Daichi look at this cute puppy I bought Daichi: That’s… that’s not… Sugawara: Cutest thing you’ve ever seen right? Daichi: That’s a lizard Sugawara: puppy

Hinata: This dog reminds me of you. Can we adopt one just like it? Kageyama: Where would you even find a dog like this? Let me check this website it’s from Hinata: Wait, no! Kageyama: worlds-ugliest-dogs.com Hinata: … Kageyama: You’re a dead man

Yamaguchi: You always reminded me of a bunny, Tsukki Tsukki: In a soft and floppy kind of way, or in a sexy bunny outfit kind of way, or…? Yamaguchi: No you’ll peak within a couple years and die. Tsukki: What the hell Yamaguchi?

Kenma: My parents bought me a snake for my birthday Kuroo: You traitor. You have betrayed your team Kenma: What? Kuroo: I swear to god Suguru is responsible for this bullshit Kenma: His name is Noodle McNoodle Kuroo: All is forgiven

Iwaizumi: This is… different Oikawa: Oh, yeah, I did my hair an- Iwaizumi: The grey parrot Oikawa: Oh. That guy. Yeah he’s pretty cool. Super smart too. Watch this. Who’s the best setter? Parrot: Oikawa Oikawa: What about Tobio-chan? Parrot: Tobio-chan is a bitch Iwaizumi: That’s so petty. But he’s so cool. What’s a pretty little boy Parrot: Iwaizumi Oikawa: Oh no Iwaizumi: What? Parrot: Iwaizumi is a snack. Oikawa wants to be pinned down and fu- Oikawa: I have a parrot up for adoption

Bokuto: So I was looking up online what guys like so I know how to make Akaashi fall for me, right? Kuroo: Ok Bokuto: And the site said that dudes love jaguars Kuroo: Men are known to love sports cars, yes Bokuto: *pushes an aggressively growling box aside* sports cars?

Tendou: I got you a pet rock Ushijima: Pet rock? Tendou: Yeah a pet rock. You’re able to take care of it right? Ushijima: It’s a rock Tendou: Wait, hold up, *puts googly eyes on it* Rocky Ushijima: That’s a rock Tendou: You’re no fun

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[amerikhantrash]

Extensive research has concluded that this indeed, is the greatest line in animated film history.