Many Things Overheard At Hogwarts

The multigenerational journal of sneaky, spying Ravenclaws and Slytherins.

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Every time I hear 'Country Roads, Take Me Home', I cry.

Tonks, drunk with her friends in seventh year

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Slytherin : We’re friends! I’ve texted her, we’re friends!

Gryffindor : Just cuz you’ve texted someone doesn’t mean you’re friends, I’ve texted my therapist and she sure as hell isn’t my friend.

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*something isn’t working right*

Gryffindor: Why does god hate me-

Slytherin: He should.

[everythingisevident]

please reblog or like this if its cool to make friends with you

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Hufflepuff: *eating cereal* I love milk!

Slytherin: That makes you a big baby.

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*in the Gryffindor common room*

Ron, reading: What the Fuck kinda name is BUTTERCUP!?

Hermione: Oh, you’re reading the Princess Bride.

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Hermione: I can’t just go up to him, that’s weird, he doesn’t know me or anything, I just want to admire him from afar, not actually meet him! Oh but he’s so great...

Harry, walking in: What is she going on about?

Ron: Her favorite author’s doing a signing at Flourish and Blotts

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“Adults really start to hate it when you get old enough to call them out on their bullshit.”

- Harry, sometime in sixth year

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*at a mall during Christmas season*

Remus: I wanna go see Santa.

Peter: That’s not a good idea...

Remus: I wanna go up to him and tell him I’m Jewish.

Peter: I think we shouldn’t do that.

Remus: I’m gonna go up to him and say “hi Mr. Claus, Im Jewish.”

Peter: *grabbing his arm* Remus no!

Remus: “why hello there Mr. Satan, I’ve never done a Christmas, I do Hannukah.”

Peter: If you do that I don’t know you.

Remus: Oh wait, he’s an old man and a stranger. I’m scared of old men and strangers. This is a bad idea.

Peter: Thank god.

[goldentruth813]

We know Harry is hot, it's just a shame Ron and Hermione were kinda uglyish in books especially Ron. It's a shame Ron can't catch a break in his life lol

You come into my inbox and insult Ron Bilius Weasley and Hermione Jean Granger?! 

*chokes*

Ron and Hermione were beautiful in ways that defied conventional attractiveness.

Ron is beautiful in only the way a boy who has nothing but offers his friend everything can be.

Ron is beautiful in a way a boy who has felt like he never got enough attention or love in his family still offered to share his family with his best friend.

Ron is beautiful in the way a boy who could run away and hide stands on a broken leg and offers himself up to an escaped convict to try to protect his best friend.

Hermione is beautiful in the way someone who could think of only herself still thought of others.

Hermione is beautiful in the way she was fiercely loyal to her friends, even above all sensibility and safety.

Hermione is beautiful in the way someone who sees the worst still tries to believe the best in people.

Ron and Hermione were beautiful in the same way Harry was. There’s beauty in Hermione’s untamable hair and Ron’s splashes of freckles. There’s beauty in Ron’s gangly limbs and Hermione’s imperfect teeth.

Just like there’s beauty in Harry’s “flaws”.

Because the things that make a person beautiful—truly beautiful—have nothing to do with looks and everything to do with heart.

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Thank you for giving us this essay/ted talk

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*in a new study group*

4th Year: Wait, you’re only a 3rd year?

3rd Year: Yes, I am small, young child.

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WIP Meme (title challenge thing)

(Okay so this isn’t Harry Potter but my mind has been empty because I’ve been doing NaNoWriMo and I have no brain left over for creativity after I finish the word count for the day, and I need to put content on the blog because I run it and being active is good)

I saw this on @parkkate‘s blog (not that I was tagged by them or anything, I  have no tumblr friends to tag me in challenges(or thing overall), but I do have self initiative and so am doing this)

The Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. 

So parkkate did it like fanfic but I cannot write fanfic so I’ll just put my normal fictional writings...

1. PERIODICAL MENTAL BROADCASTS

so I did this as a writing prompt at a writing class and basically its like the government is sneaking into peoples’ minds and broadcasting things and doing tests, the title’s self-explanatory really....

2. Ghosts?

I haven’t worked on this in like a year, girl kills family, lights house on fire, accidentally gets trapped in house and burns to death, now is ghost re’living’ the day she died, except shes a ghost so no one sees her????

3. roommate then luv

girl being angsty about how shes in love with her roommate, real cliche stuff

4. Idk don’t @ me okay?

wow I forgot about this one, so magic warrior lady eating ramen and explaining to this nice fellow why shes protecting him (there is assassination plans at him)

5. Ages

14 y/o owns spaceship, adult accidentally gets transported onto it, he is dubious that “young, small child” could have spaceship (no this does NOT turn into pedophilic relationship)

6. If

the story of some kid’s life told with going through old possessions in a box

7. Magic ShoP thiNgY

person named Marlene owns trans-dimensional, probably not actually real, shop for magical items that are from various pieces of fiction

8. The end of the world

some dude just wants to eat his fruit loops but climate change- so world starts to end with like giant storms and stuff.

9. The girl

69 wordz of drunken deepness

10. The haunting hour

spooky vignettes

11. you sneaky spy boy

secret agents cruising along a highway, arguments! suspicious packages!

12. Alice

boi am I obsessed with the name Alice I have like five different stories with characters named alice.      alice has miscarriage then disappears

13. What the fuk

poem thats written sorta like ‘the telltale heart’

14. Wwwwwew

a really frucking warm day

15. woah space?

dude who CANNOT die floating in space and recounting his sad life story at the void around him (friends have told me it reminds them of deadpool, but The only thing is they both cant die, as far as i can tell)

16. Pies rhymes love

gay pirates, need I say more?

17. Wife murder!

super villain yells at police-type fellow for killing her wife

wow thats all, if anything seems interesting or anyone’d be interested in me sharing my writing feel free to like, idk comment or something

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Hello my dearest friends (and probably some enemies too…) I am deeply sorry for breaking the “harry potter theme”, but have any of you read The Name of the Wind, by Patrick Rothfuss? I have read it recently and cannot find anyone to talk about it with.

Please, if you have read it, message me. Also if you like no, love reading message me, I would love to talk about books for hours and hours.

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Wow, you have carried through more than I could’ve ever hoped for! It’s so great, also everyone’s comments are great

In fact so many people have messaged me I don’t know if I’ll ever dig my way up from under this pile of messages(exaggeration much?) so it’s so sweet but I cannot deal with anymore messages about the books (oh wow I hope I don’t sound conceited or anything)

Y’all have been real cool, and I’d like to abuse the power of running a blog one more time. You see, my favorite author is Walter Moers. He’s German (I’m not but 6 of his books have been translated into English, my main language) i cannot for the life of me find anyone(excepting two people) who has read stuff by him, so if you’ve read any of his work I’d at least like to be able to freak out about how good it is, so feel free to message me. If you haven’t heard of him I’d recommend him with all my heart, and recommend starting with the 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear.

I’m like super sorry for rambling at you through the internet, have a nice day

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Ginny: I DARE THE NEXT PERSON TO COME INTO THIS ROOM TO HUG THE WHOMPING WILLOW!!!!

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Ron, to McGonagall: And that professor, is how Katie got a broken arm, three broken ribs, a broken leg, and a bad concussion.

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Hello my dearest friends (and probably some enemies too...) I am deeply sorry for breaking the “harry potter theme”, but have any of you read The Name of the Wind, by Patrick Rothfuss? I have read it recently and cannot find anyone to talk about it with.

Please, if you have read it, message me. Also if you like no, love reading message me, I would love to talk about books for hours and hours.

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Percy : Why are oats in my socks?

o0o

Percy : Why the heck are oats in the bathroom sink!

o0o

Percy : WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE OATS IN MY QUILL SET!!!?

Fred, in another room, to Ginny : I've been slowly placing oats in all of his things for months, slowly driving him insane, waiting til he cracks.

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The problem with problems is that sometimes if you ignore them they go away and all conflict is averted, but sometime they just grow bigger and bigger until it splits apart into multiple problems that grow until THEY split apart and it continues on in an endless cycle until something breaks it, like if you die.

Dumbledore, one evening to Sprout after she told him about some of her plants dying