[i-evilmarshmallow]

Explain movie plot badly Little Shop of Horrors: Man is consumed by his obsession

[mondoes-deactivated20150506]

horse people are spectacular to listen to bc they love to go on about the “trust” between horses and people and it’s just enchanting. I leave that conversation completely mesmerized by the idea that a person actually trusts  one of those fucking demon creatures when you can see it on their face that there is no life or love in their eyes. horses are the ready vessels of a vengeful, hateful god and we should leave them to eat the fucking ground in peace

[limplylimerent]

I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect anybody’s existence.

[voxquietus-deactivated20210208]

THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD.

[i-evilmarshmallow]

Oshiete

My brother caught a centipede today and showed it to me. He got really confused when I looked at it and started singing in japanese.

[damnselfly-b-deactivated2022042]

quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people don’t have to earn expressions of feelings.

[shoren18]

I’m just gonna put it out there that if someone’s freaking about something small, they’re really freaking out about something big that they’re trying to deal with, or something long term that’s been building up, and that little thing is the straw that broke the camel’s back.

I don’t know, try and give people the benefit of the doubt. Don’t be the next straw on their broken back.

[cosimaniehuas]

Disliking someone who is black does not make you racist

Disliking someone because they are black makes you racist

Disliking someone who is gay does not make you homophobic

Disliking someone because they are gay makes you homophobic

Disliking someone who is a woman does not make you sexist

Disliking someone because they are a woman makes you sexist

[intoxicated-troubles]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS

[i-evilmarshmallow]

I tried explaining Asexuality to a friend once and she just wasn't getting it so after about the third time of her asking " so you dont WANT to have sex??" I just lost it and said " You see that chair over there, do you think that chair cares about sex? No it doesn't because its a chair. It is impossible for the chair to want or not want sex. The chair doesn't give a flying fuck about sex. And the chair can't feel attraction to other chairs. Imagine me as that chair. I don't care about sex. Its not a matter of want, its a matter of not feeling attraction." And she just said " So you want to fuck the chair...?" And I just....

[i-evilmarshmallow]

Don't mind me. I'll just be going through the Tokyo Ghoul tag, drjnking coffee while unravel plays in the back ground until the next episode airs

[i-evilmarshmallow]

tokyo ghoul fandom: just fuck me up

*episode 12*

tokyo ghoul fandom: TOO MUCH FUCK UP

[i-evilmarshmallow]

tokyo ghoul fandom: just fuck me up

*episode 12*

tokyo ghoul fandom: TOO MUCH FUCK UP

[i-evilmarshmallow]

SCREW KANEKI!!! HIDE DID NOTHING WRONG!!!!!!!!

[i-evilmarshmallow]

Listening to Kpop

Me at school: * headphones with a slight bobbing of head and maybe some foot tapping*

Me at home: *FULL OUT MUSIC, ATROCIOUS DANCING, WHILE MUMBLING THE KOREAN PARTS AND PASSIONATELY SCREAMING THE ENGLISH ONES*

[palm-wines]

Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I had been born with one

[raiderwaster]

so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out

[kjfnalksndflkjsdnf-deactivated2]

my penis would have been tiny omg

[gamzee-in-equestria]

boku no aardvark

[fullmetal-headcanon]

Edward often wears long socks or pajama bottoms so that his leg doesn’t make Winry too cold in the night. Sometimes he even resorts to taking off his automail entirely.

[coccoplasmosis]

[blujaee]

something-meaningless

[altglo-deactivated20151003]

i remember 2014 like it was yesterday.

[respektvoll]

you can only reblog this today, this will never happen in your life again