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【Fanfiction Masterlist】

【 Critical Role 】

relief | Nott POV [complete, old]

【 Heaven Official's Blessing 】

burns on the way down, | FengQing [complete]

【 Scum Villain Self Saving System 】

all to myself | BingQiu [complete]

A Cat Among Wolves | BingQiu, minor MoShang [ongoing, tues. updates]

the difference between want and need | BingQiu/BingYuan [ongoing, fri. updates]

【 Trigun 】

something to hold, | Vashwood [complete, old]

#fanfic masterlist by merlin #my fics #i deleted a bunch of detco ones im sorry detco fans #i hadn't updated them in literal years tho so #fic schedule

totallynotgayforyou

sometiktoksarevalid

#hank hill would be disappointed in all those commenters

butterflypeaflowertea

feeling this old mitski tweet so hard lately

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

me, calling my brother, urgently: ok, who would win, the knights of the round table or the kpop demon hunters? you may laugh, but listen, the three of them jumped out of a plane with no parachute and landed totally fine IN HEELS at their kpop concert. i dont know that they can take much damage. plus i think lancelot would be really overwhelmed by the concept of kpop. and

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

he asked 1) how many knights and 2) can the kpop demon hunter weapons hurt humans. much to consider

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

i would say one definite disadvantage is that the knights do NOT have the magic of friendship. they are always infighting. they would never achieve the golden honmoon that’s for sure

gaybichon

LMFAO

gaybichon

mawguai

"You could make this place beautiful."

#pokemon #pokopia

crowboy-bebop

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

curlicuecal

#yeah #starlings be like that

theodysseyofhomer

that sign won't stop me because i don't believe in birds

simbers

snapcracklepop-myjoints

making the radical claim "11 year old children should be taught how to make extremely simple food" has resulted in people making arguments like "I wasnt allowed to plug in electronics until I was 16 and I think this is super normal actually" and "children dont know what ratios are so its unfair to expect them to be able to comprehend the idea of adding equal amounts rice and water to a rice cooker" and I gotta say originally I thought maybe I was being too judgy but now I feel very secure in my opinion because what the fuck

hannah-snow

Children might not know what ratios are in the sense of 1:1 notation, but they are more than capable of understanding 'you have to use the same amount of water and rice otherwise it goes wrong'.

hannah-snow

In addition to this, cooking is an excellent way to teach children scaling and ratio in Real Life.

ohifonlyx33

"Children don't understand-" AND THAT'S WHY IT IS YOUR JOB TO TEACH THEM????? LIKE HELLO??? THEY CAN LEARN??????

marnielovesyouu

Starts throwing rocks at them oops I already used that caption I just really want to throw rocks at them ok

#omg go for it penny im rooting for you bestie #penny #marnie #pokemon

teaboot

How people get nicknames:

Recipient of a third-degree burn in front of witnesses. IE, "I won't take that shit from a man dressed like a ghostbuster"= "Gostbuster" or "Buster"

A distinctive personal feature or quirk. IE, "Have you noticed how that new guy is always eating bell peppers?" = "Peppers", or "That chick has a massive forehead" = "Forehead".

An embarrassing thing you said or did. IE, "Did you seriously call Dale "Dad"?" = "Junior", "Baby boy", "Sport"

A game of name-mutation telephone. IE, "Donny Clyde" = "Bonnie 'n' Clyde" = "Bonnie" = "Bon-bon".

Irony. IE, calling a tall person "short stack" or a particularly dour person "sunshine".

A 'wrong place wrong time' one-off incident. IE, "He spilled oil on his pants and had to borrow a pair that were way too big and Jim saw him with the waistband pulled up to his nipples and called him 'Parachute'"

A batman-style origin story but not in a cool way: "One time she hit a deer with the company car and when she called the boss to tell her she was crying so hard we thought she was dying" = "Bambi"

The incredibly rare 'admiration' nickname, bourne only once a millennia under the light of the blood moon: "We saw him lift a truck once so now we call him 'iron man'"

+ How Nicknames Stick:

Your fate is determined by The Counsel

You hate it

It's accurate

notsomeoneyouknow

This reminds me of an article about how callsigns in movies are inaccurate because they're too cool. Generally your callsign in the military is like "Bepis" because you once pronounced "Pepsi" wrong.

teaboot

^^^