Henry Dillmund

friendly neighborhood roadkill enthusiast & fucking shambling corpse of a human. he/they.

[hearthouses]

We're outnumbered.

SETH & RICHIE GECKO in Matanzas (3.09) SAM & DEAN WINCHESTER in The Trap (15.09)

[mwildsides]

when three of my favorite authors comment on a fic of mine i gotta come back and see what the fuck happened lmao cause it musta been tumblr

[motleyistheonlywear]

*Watching Stranger Things Season 2*

Me: Hold up–is that Mike Jaundice?!

[briennesjaime]

{insp.} | {insp.}

[grodyego]

going through ao3 trying to find literally anything fucking good like

[bnsolo]

outtakes from British GQ

[mwildsides]

I 🖤 MY JOB 🍯🍯🍯🍯🍯

[cabbagingcove]

[formlessvoidbeast]

a blog: *follows me*

me, an aged monarch lounging on my fur-strewn throne, gesturing for my servant to bring me my monacle: Bring them here! Bring them here, I say. Let me look at them.

guards: *drag the unwitting blog before me*

me, peering intently at the new blog and poking them with my scepter: Is this a real person? Hmm? What have you to say for yourself? What are your fandoms? Your interests? Speak up, these old ears aren’t what they used to be.

guards, tentatively: they do seem to be a real person, sire. We found them in possession of several memes and a fandom rant.

me, subsiding back into my sumptuous furs and waving them away: most extraordinary. It has been an age since there was a real person, but just as well, the dungeons have been overflowing with those tacky pornbots. This newcomer may remain in my domain. Make them welcome. And fetch me a quill! I feel a ficlet coming on…

[a-girl-with-three-eyes-deactiva]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[kylorenema]

this is such an end of 2017 mood

[thursday]

[asheathes]

“I know I’m asking a lot. But the price of freedom is high. It always has been. And it’s a price I’m willing to pay. And if I’m the only one, then so be it. But I’m willing to bet I’m not.”

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) dir. Anthony & Joe Russo

[acrossthestarswithyou]

If your man doesn’t offer you the galaxy…is it real?

[stefani-germanotta]

Daisy Ridley talking about the frustrations of the Rey-parentage debacle.

[pasteloccultism]

To get into the spirit of the Holidays, please enjoy mothman eating his own Christmas Sweater

[charmed]

So be it, Jedi.

[kristaferanka]

the christmas soldier