Marvin's space

[i-hate-baseball]

Introduction I guess

Hey,

I'm Marvin. Social media is kind of new to me but I thought I'd give it a go and here I am. Everyone seems to introduce themselves so why not give it a go.

I am Marvin Cohen, 36 years old. I have an ex wife and child as well as a very close friend who I live with at this time. I am not looking for a relationship and will answer any questions you ask. My psychiatrist recommended I create this blog to "Share my feelings" and said "it would be freeing". Anyway hers some facts about me.

Interests

Chess

Racquetball (only if my friend is wearing the uniform)

My ex wife

Columbus

The ocean

Dislikes

Losing

My psychiatrist

Myself Baseball

My friend (sometimes)

Basic information

Favorite color; Orange

Favorite activity; Chess

Favorite person; My friend

Favorite place; Gay bar Home

Anyway. Ask me anything.

(admin under cut)

ADMIN

Hi guys. I really wanted to create an ask Marvin blog, if anyone wants to make another character to go with it go ahead. This Marvin is a dick btw. Also I'm typing all my posts and doing the blog design like an old man who has no idea how to do tech.

I'm comfortable to answer any questions and also like in trousers so feel free to incorporate that.

MINOR ALERT 📢📢📢📢📢📢don't be a creep

A little bit about me

I go by any pronouns, born female but cant give a shit.

Avid lesbian

Cant draw but will attempt if asked

Cant sing but will if asked. PLEASE ASK I NEED PRACTICE AND SONGS TO SING.

IF YOU REQUEST I WILL ALSO SING SONGS LIKE MICKEY MOUSE

I love in trousers and falsettos as well as TBOM (the book of mormon)

I also like midwest emo and 90s mathrock screamo which is fun. I also obviously love showtunes.

AVID MARVIN COHEN FAN NOT MARVIN GARDENS IT SOUNDS KINDA GOOFY

I love Andrew Rannells

Favorite color is red.

I will take any stance on Miss Goldberg except the one where Marvin actually hurt her (not including the one where Miss Goldberg represents stuff that he then ruins like his straightness ect)

I'll add more when I remember stuff

TAGS

Turn it off: Marvin's trying not to act gay but is failing terribly like "My friend is hot... My friend is nice"

Fruit snack: Marvin is not even attempting to not be gay (might be intoxicated) and is just being really open like "my friend is hot"

Love is blind: talking about tight knit family and family issues

I am Columbus: talking about the past

What would I do: is sad and is saying depressing stuff

Would it be possible to see you or to kiss you or to give you a call: Talking about Whizzer

Marv: age regression Marvin

Apologies to your ears: me singing requested songs

Welcome to the club house: singing songs like mickey mouse

Apologies to your eyes: attempting to draw your requests

Hello!: general out of character

[boringkate]

Finally some appropriate business formal atire for high powered executives like you and me.

[i-hate-baseball]

Would you like me more if I replaced my knit tie with this one? @i-love-baseball

[i-love-baseball]

….i wouldn’t say no

[i-hate-baseball]

Should I buy it?

[godsbestvictiim]

[i-hate-baseball]

@i-love-baseball us frfr

[i-love-baseball]

Us (iykyk)

[i-hate-baseball]

I hope so

[s6mmyb0y]

[i-hate-baseball]

@i-love-baseball what do you think?

[i-love-baseball]

Hell yeah I love the smiths and queen and Bowie

[i-hate-baseball]

I’ll put on the music then

[whizzer-facts]

for the record whizzer does know it's pride month. he's just been doing stuff for the last few weeks. and by stuff i mean. heh. marvin

[i-hate-baseball]

I can confirm

[godsbestvictiim]

[i-hate-baseball]

@i-love-baseball us frfr

[boringkate]

Finally some appropriate business formal atire for high powered executives like you and me.

[i-hate-baseball]

Would you like me more if I replaced my knit tie with this one? @i-love-baseball

[s6mmyb0y]

[i-hate-baseball]

@i-love-baseball what do you think?

[mothersuperiorjumpedthegun]

how horny are you that you request sex FIVE times a night??

[i-hate-baseball]

This is accurate isnt it @i-love-baseball… don’t lie. You’re a freak

[i-love-baseball]

I’m a freakkkkkk I’m a weirdooooooo what the hell am I doing hereeree

[i-hate-baseball]

Makes sense you listen to Radiohead cause you male manipulate my pants off all the time

[i-love-baseball]

Manipulate manslaughter and malewife

[i-hate-baseball]

Wanna meet me… upstairs?

[mothersuperiorjumpedthegun]

how horny are you that you request sex FIVE times a night??

[i-hate-baseball]

This is accurate isnt it @i-love-baseball… don’t lie. You’re a freak

[i-love-baseball]

I’m a freakkkkkk I’m a weirdooooooo what the hell am I doing hereeree

[i-hate-baseball]

Makes sense you listen to Radiohead cause you make manipulate my pants off all the time

[princessonathrone]

WHAT. MARVIN OUR SON IS ON THIS APP, YOU DID NOT NEED TO SHARE THIS.

[i-hate-baseball]

There’s worse things out there… it’s fine he won’t see it.

[mothersuperiorjumpedthegun]

how horny are you that you request sex FIVE times a night??

[i-hate-baseball]

This is accurate isnt it @i-love-baseball… don’t lie. You’re a freak

[i-love-baseball]

I’m a freakkkkkk I’m a weirdooooooo what the hell am I doing hereeree

[i-hate-baseball]

Makes sense you listen to Radiohead cause you male manipulate my pants off all the time

[mothersuperiorjumpedthegun]

how horny are you that you request sex FIVE times a night??

[i-hate-baseball]

This is accurate isnt it @i-love-baseball… don’t lie. You’re a freak

[i-hate-baseball]

I’m being forced to sleep on the couch… all I did is call a dead historical figure hot… help

[i-love-baseball]

My sexy husband… can I please sleep in our bed tonight. I’ll do anything, even give you a blow job. My back hurts.

@i-hate-baseball

Stay in the sofa, Marvin. >:(

[i-hate-baseball]

NOOOO... Anything, I'll do literally anything. I swear I'm getting crippled sleeping out here.

[stellazeppeli]

You’ll forget me…

Au where Marvin stays alive???

I’m too proud of this not to post it here

[i-hate-baseball]

I’ll never forget you @i-love-baseball I love you no matter what happens

[illustratus]

Napoleon Bonaparte by Édouard Detaille

[i-hate-baseball]

Smash… sorry @i-love-baseball

[i-love-baseball]

Sleep on the sofa tonight , out

[i-hate-baseball]

Fuck!

[illustratus]

Napoleon Bonaparte by Édouard Detaille

[i-hate-baseball]

Smash… sorry @i-love-baseball