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Geordi La Forge
Guess who burned their hand on the warp core?
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
*THUNK*
IT’S LIKE
HE FUCKING PLACES THE CUP IN THE AIR
LIKE “I’MA PUT YOU THERE FOR A SEC”
AND THEN
THUNK
AND HE LOOKS BACK LIKE “WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON THE GROUND I DIDN’T PUT YOU THERE?!”
tribbles.
Oh dear… how many?
Enough to fill the warp core and block the way to sickbay.
More than 100, that’s for sure.
Do you know how they got on?
I think an ensign might have smuggled one or two aboard.
tribbles.
Oh dear… how many?
Enough to fill the warp core and block the way to sickbay.
More than 100, that's for sure.
tribbles.
Best holiday wishes from the crew of the USS Enterprise.
Hey. I'm just curious, but... Reblog with your mun's faceclaim?
Do you prefer eggnog with nutmeg or cinnamon?
#I don’t have to wonder#hehehe
I was not aware you were posting intimate details of our relationship online.
…Out of curiosity, how would you answer this person’s questions? I am particularly curious about the one concerning my skill level. I endeavor to make the experience as pleasant as possible.
Mmm, I would rate you maybe 8/10. You're a good kisser, no doubt, but not the best.
And your mouth feels pretty normal.
If you want me to stop talking about our relationship, thats fine. It's just that the people on here are very...very interested.
12, 20, 32, 43, 50
12) Warm weather. I spend all day in the hot engine room. I've adjusted.
20) Ah, I don't know. I've been thinking about getting a sehlat. You know, those things from Vulcan.
32) *smile* Come to Me, by the Goo Goo Dolls.
43) I'd steal Data's ability to do crazy math problems in his head. I hate having to pause and work out the problem.
50) The Warp Core isn't acting up and Picard doesn't anything above warp 2.
Totally SFW & PG Asks
1.: What's your favorite song and why?
2.: If you had to only have three foods and two drinks for the rest of your life what would they be?
3.: What was the first thing you were ever obsessed with?
4.: What's your favorite magic place? (ex.: Hogwarts, Oz, Wonderland, Middle Earth...)
5.: Three wishes. You can't ask for more wishes or more genies. Go!
6.: Would you rather know how to speak every language or know how to play every instrument?
7.: Favorite candy?
8.: Favorite fruit?
9.: Favorite smells?
10.: What's the longest you've ever gone without a shower?
11.: What's the longest stretch of time you've ever stayed awake for?
12.: Cold or warm weather?
13.: What's your favorite season?
14.: What's your favorite holiday?
15.: What's your favorite month of the year?
16.: Family get together a - awkward or awesome?
17.: What's the best thing you can cook/bake/make-that-is-eatable?
18.: What's a word you couldn't pronounce when you were younger?
19.: What's a word you didn't know the meaning of but thought you did? Did you ever use it improperly and be lead to an embarrassing happenstance?
20.: What kind of pet would you like to have that you haven't had before?
21.: Animals or plants?
22.: Bugs - gross, cute, or cool?
23.: Cats or dogs?
24.: Fish or reptiles?
25.: Are you religious/spiritual?
26.: Do you believe in ghosts?
27.: What's the scariest nightmare you've ever had?
28.: Favorite childhood movie/play?
28.: Musicals - yes or no?
29.: Worst book you've ever read?
30.: Dumbest thing you've ever said or done? Or at least the first one to come to mind.
31.: What's the best thing you ever dared someone to do that they actually did?
32.: What's was "your jam" when you were young?
33.: What's your guilty pleasure?
34.: Would you rather be smart or physically attractive?
35.: Are you a morning person or a night person?
36.: If you could take one wild animal to be your pet what would it be?
37.: If you could talk to one type of an animal or inanimate object what would it be and why?
38.: What's your favorite superpower/magic spell?
39.: If you could live in a different time period which would you pick?
40.: Would you rather be able to eat as much as you wanted without getting overweight or stay awake as long as you want without ever having to sleep?
41.: Least favorite holiday?
42.: What was your New Years Resolution last year? Did you succeed in accomplishing it?
43.: If you could "steal" a skill from somebody, who and what would it be?
44.: If you were invisible for a day, clothes and all, what would you do?
45.: Would you rather be a guardian angel or a poltergeist when you pass away?
46.: What's your favorite number? Why?
47.: Do you believe in fate and destiny?
48.: What's your favorite quote?
49.: What's one reason to be sad?
50.: What's one reason to be happy?
decorating the warp core.
I mentioned them. Not that it helped me at all- Data’s still doing calculations. How fast must Santa go? Does Santa create wormholes to help him? Has Santa mastered a way to freeze time?
Tell him it’s all magic.
I told him to just activate that emotion chip and believe and he just got really confused.
I'm going to put on Frosty the Snowman and Rudolph later. That should help with the magic.
I mentioned them. Not that it helped me at all- Data's still doing calculations. How fast must Santa go? Does Santa create wormholes to help him? Has Santa mastered a way to freeze time?
And thus I'm explaining why a large man in a red suit travels the entire planet of Earth in one night to deliver presents to an android.