i can assure you, there are consequences

ari, 23, they/them. this is a sideblog. co-creator of the sweetest purest au and foremost jarica expert

[davidsfincher]

#jareddunn: are you tired of being nice? don’t you want to just go ape shit?

[smallcomebacknowyhear]

men be like “I know a spot” and then take you to the 3,859th server rack where one of the new Pied Piper boxes would go

[eternalgirlscout]

i will take a hammer and fix the canon

[eternalgirlscout]

[smallcomebacknowyhear]

[crispyphantombread]

Jared as a teen

I'm sorry this drawing is sad and dark

[jununy]

theyre like family T_T

[smallcomebacknowyhear]

turns out one of my favorite quotes from the show is 20 seconds long.

[smallcomebacknowyhear]

[svfanzine]

Last call for submissions

There’s still time to submit to the Silicon Valley fanzine! Our due date is Feb. 7, 2020, so you have three weeks to put something together. Previously posted material is fine for this project, and new stuff is welcome as well.

How to participate:

Fill in the form. As editor, I need to wrangle contributors somehow, and that entails having your email address and some idea of what you plan to send in. 

Once I have your email, I’ll send you guidelines (art size, word count). But if you’re on the fence about whether you have anything that you can contribute at all, here’s the short version. 

Art should be at 300 dpi and as big as possible, at least 6.125″ wide and 9.125″ tall for full-bleed (so minimum 1838 x 2728 pixels). 

Fic should aim for 3000–7000 words, but there’s wiggle room up to 10,000 words. Drabbles and shorts under 3000 words are fine too.

Meta/essays should be between 500–10,000 words. 

Playlists can be put together with Spotify or Youtube links. Include a playlist with artist, title, and album for each track. If you have album art, it should be square and minimum 1000 x 1000 px.

Flood my inbox with beautiful Silicon Valley fan content, please!

[scary-numbers]

Jared’s attempts to find someone who shares his current problem may prove to be futile.

[smallcomebacknowyhear]

this was one of my first pieces of SV content and its still very relevant

[imaginary-existence]

Always blue!

[smallcomebacknowyhear]

reminder that I have a redbubble shop! its acting kinda funky at least for me right now, if theres any product you cant find let me know and i’ll find it for you!

[lousolversons]

“I haven’t seen you in forever.” “I saw you last weekend.”

[crucialandinert]

The scene where Jared gets to hug everyone like he’s always wanted is a highlight

[sweetbertram]

And his hands!! He’s not clinging desperately like he did in season 1, not hunching over to make himself small...our boy is THRIVING!! He’s happy! And loved! And he feels comfortable taking up space!! Those ten years were good to him.

[mae-martin]

Things are better when I say them.

[hackerhostel]

Hendricks, you beautiful bastard! I told you we’d do it! Come on!

[smallcomebacknowyhear]

LOOK AT THIS! look what the s1 finale had and you TELL me we werent boyfamily baited. the guys have done nothing but grow more distant the past 4 seasons (including one of them leaving the company and one leaving the entire gd country but that was for the best) even though this ep set us up for expecting them to all work together and have each others backs…… things were so much simpler back then

[sweetbertram]

Mike Judge and Alec Berg don’t know how to write an abuse survivor and it shows!!!

[sweetbertram]

well this episode just emotionally dick-punched my heart.

...talk to me about Jared and how he deserves better?

[lousolversons]

I just wanna say, like I’m really sorry about everything.