soil anon

(how did we get here) married to flower anon

[i-heart-soil]

An account for one of the Anons from @soilanonlorelmao.

[Soil Anon is busy at work digging yet another hole. They pause for a minute, setting up a sign next to their digging site. The sign reads as follows; ]

"Hello! I'm Soil Anon. Please check out the blogs of my fellow anons and of my ███████."

[There is a small list below this.]

" @flower-anon-blog is my ███████, Flower Anon. @sand-anon is Sand Anon. @sicklyanon-blog is Sickly Anon. @bringeroftheapocolypse is Zombie Anon. @tar-anon is Tar Anon. @unstoned-anon is Stoned/Unstoned Anon. @goose-ann0n is Goose Anon. @scpectreanon is Ghost/Specter Anon @lava-anon is Lava Anon."

[You notice that there are 2 words scratched out of the sign, below them Soil has written 'WIFE.' in all caps with several underline marks below each of them.]

[There is small writing sprawled across the bottom of the sign, it reads..]

" I love soil. soil is life. "

OOC // If I'm using brackets, I'm narrating rp. If i'm ' Talking like this, ' ( with ' or with " ) then Soil Anon is speaking, though usually they only say "Soil". \\ OOC

[bloomykins-sal]

*blood anon joins in.*

@bringeroftheapocolypse @goose-ann0n @glitter-anon-blog @scpectreanon @i-heart-soil @tar-anon and finally @sicklyanon-blog

EEK!!!?

[bringeroftheapocolypse]

Wait what's going on-?

[bloodanon]

(wait what the fuck. This is not me. ITS AN IMPASTA!)

[glitter-anon-blog]

(GASP) >:0 /ooc

[bringeroftheapocolypse]

OP: Oh God not again-

[i-heart-soil]

GETTING FLASHBACKS TO THE LAST TIME AN ANON WAS IMPERSONATED /J (i think it was me???) //

[bringeroftheapocolypse]

OP: Yeah it was you T,T

[i-heart-soil]

im so awesome they wanted to be me (heart hands emoji) //

[bloodanon]

Opinions on glitch Anon?

Finally up to three posts. Well loyal follower of PIH, he's an annoyance. But I feel a closeness to him as if we're connected in some way. I just want to kill him, but I feel like if I do I'll lose a part of myself.

[bloomykins-sal]

you loser just stab him

[bloodanon]

Go fuck yourself, pigtails.

[bloomykins-sal]

HEY !!!!

[bloodanon]

I may be blood, but I hate you and the blood flow in your fucking pigtails.

[bloomykins-sal]

woag,,language maaann... GET OUTTA MY HOUSE !!!!

[bloodanon]

House? This don't look like no damn house. It looks like a wreck. A dump.

[bloomykins-sal]

[bloodanon]

I'm a villain, not a monster. Go kill yourself instead.

[bloomykins-sal]

DID YOU JUST TELL ME TO KILL MYSEL

[bloodanon]

Yes :3

You should kill yourself now.

You won't be bathing in blood...

Y O U W I L L D R O W N I N I T.

[bloomykins-sal]

...

[bloomykins-sal]

*blood anon joins in.*

@bringeroftheapocolypse @goose-ann0n @glitter-anon-blog @scpectreanon @i-heart-soil @tar-anon and finally @sicklyanon-blog

EEK!!!?

[bringeroftheapocolypse]

Wait what's going on-?

[bloodanon]

(wait what the fuck. This is not me. ITS AN IMPASTA!)

[glitter-anon-blog]

(GASP) >:0 /ooc

[bringeroftheapocolypse]

OP: Oh God not again-

[i-heart-soil]

GETTING FLASHBACKS TO THE LAST TIME AN ANON WAS IMPERSONATED /J (i think it was me???) //

[i-heart-soil]

If you were to pick a genre for soil anon lore what would it be?

2 days ago is crazy 😭 I keep forgetting to check this account //

Soil thinks for a long while, arms folded and head down in thought. "..mm, maybe, uhm, some sort of sequel to an action movie? We used to fight a lot.." he shrugs, leaving it at that.

[bloomingbutterflies]

[Soil Anon watches in horror as their husband melts away. They choke back sobs, cupping Flower Anon's head with both their hands. They pull their sunglasses up to look into their eyes, feeling tears overflow and spill down their cheeks.]

[They force themself to watch Flower Anon melt away, holding on tot heir withering remains as if nothing else in the world could ever mean anything more than this.]

[And to them.. that was true. What else would Soil do without their husband? What is there to do, even? They cant even bother to get angry at Angel Anon when Flower Anon is completely gone.]

[They just sit on their knees clutching the sandy remains of their once-husband, tears streaming down their face uncontrollably.]

OH MY GOD MY HEART

UNACCEPTABLE. ANGEL ANON IS BANNED. FIX WHAT YOU DID.

[soilanonlorelmao]

hey guys remember this : )

[flower-anon-blog]

Remember kids don't die, dying hurts.

[i-heart-soil]

oh my ghod.k

[soilanonlorelmao]

love this audio

[bloomingbutterflies]

[Soil Anon watches in horror as their husband melts away. They choke back sobs, cupping Flower Anon's head with both their hands. They pull their sunglasses up to look into their eyes, feeling tears overflow and spill down their cheeks.]

[They force themself to watch Flower Anon melt away, holding on tot heir withering remains as if nothing else in the world could ever mean anything more than this.]

[And to them.. that was true. What else would Soil do without their husband? What is there to do, even? They cant even bother to get angry at Angel Anon when Flower Anon is completely gone.]

[They just sit on their knees clutching the sandy remains of their once-husband, tears streaming down their face uncontrollably.]

OH MY GOD MY HEART

UNACCEPTABLE. ANGEL ANON IS BANNED. FIX WHAT YOU DID.

[soilanonlorelmao]

hey guys remember this : )

[flower-anon-blog]

Remember kids don't die, dying hurts.

[i-heart-soil]

oh my ghod.k

[beanieduzartz]

Possum Anon in Gacha :D

+ a little thing based on recent events

[!!BLOOD UNDER CUT!!]

[without shadow]

@soilanonlorelmao

@possum-anon

[i-heart-soil]

[NONONONONONO NO SICKLYPREG 😭😭😭😭]

// LMFAO //

[i-heart-soil]

SIR SICKLY DID NOT BIRTH A FUCKING CHILD, HER AND UNSTONED ADOPTED PARTY ANON

,😭😭😭

// sicklypreg 😨

//

[i-heart-soil]

How dare you assume I would deliver the filth of her.

// um wow ok so funny story @soilanonlorelmao BLOOM DR ANON IS BULLYING SICKLY //

[i-heart-soil]

It was A few months ago

// YOU HAD. A BABY?????? DID DR. ANON DELIVER IT????? //

[bringeroftheapocolypse]

(here. Don't worry it's a very friendly anon

PET)

OP: OH GOD.

[i-heart-soil]

@soilanonlorelmao

// BLOOM ITS BACK //

[sicklyanon-blog]

Makes sense.

Also do you remember we have a child?

Yes I do

[i-heart-soil]

WHA .T???? //

[bringeroftheapocolypse]

i have a question, can doctor be Zombies rival? -doctor anon creator.

OP: Absolutely, I live for the chaos caused by rivalries. I also think Zombie beefing with a grown ass man is hilarious.

[possum-anon]

Flower notices the dirt then looks embarrassed.

Sorry about the dirt. That's a side effect of me being a flower, dirt seems to like to cling to me.

*PA shrugs, smiling*-×

"Ok and? Dirt's dirt, if I was going to be whiny about it I'd be as bad as a germaphobe whenever I go outside, the stuff's natural and harmless, there's no need to be embarrassed, man-"

[possum-anon]

Flower cuddles with her new possum.

I'll take good care of it.

She starts to leave the place but then says before leaving all the way.

If you want we can meet up again, if you don't got any plans!

"I'm free anytime! It was nice to meet you, Flower Anon."