I'm a 31 year old gremlin with an internet connection slasher lover/fucker, I use they/them pronouns, and I'm Canadian 🇨🇦
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I sometimes write things (shitposts, the occasional thought, my own stories when I actually get around to it.)
I do NOT take requests. I write and draw whatever I want, and that's it. (Tagged with #my writing and #my art)
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If people like what I post, that's great, and I'm happy about that. But no one is entitled to any of it. I don't provide a public service, I'm just someone participating in a fandom community who wants to have fun.
Don't ask me for money. I'm disabled and unemployed, not a charity or ATM.
I can be a fairly chill person. Like, if you're cool, then I'm cool. Which is good. Let's aim for that.
However, if you're not cool, and you come after me and/or someone I'm fond of...well. You do so at your own risk. Be smart and don't do that.
I block minors. I block and report blank blogs, aka bots. No exceptions.
And, most importantly:
On here, it's permanently Unapologetic Freaky Slut Hours™.
here is a transcript of all the song intros / speeches Papa did between songs. i did not transcribe all the little ad-libs Papa does during the songs. and due to audio quality, there are a few words missing here and there. but other than that, this is a transcript of the complete concert. links to the audio source are included. enjoy!
BEFORE "SPIRIT"
Are you ready to face your hallucinations in the dark?!
BEFORE "THE FUTURE IS A FOREIGN LAND"
Doin' alright? Good evening, Scotland! How you doin'? You feeling good? Wednesday night, huh? You going to the Cathouse then, or what? That still open? Oh. Well. Alright. Anyway. I'm poor on updates. I know much about the past, but the future is still a foreign land...
AFTER "SATANIZED" / BEFORE "RITUAL"
Alright, clap for [INAUDIBLE]. [INAUDIBLE]
AFTER "RATS" / BEFORE "KISS THE GO-GOAT"
You got that, Scotland? They will never let you go. Once they've caught your scent, they follow you forever. They want to destroy ya! But you can't be destroyed. Remember that! As long as you tell them to fuck off! They'll go run away! And sometimes, you may have to do a little kissing. You want a kiss, Scotland?!
AFTER "KISS THE GO-GOAT" / BEFORE "MUMMY DUST"
A kiss right up the keister! That's where you feel it now! Glasgow, are you ready to have your rumps fucking [INAUDIBLE]?
AFTER "MUMMY DUST" / BEFORE "MONSTRANCE CLOCK"
Yeeeaaah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Arrgh! Are we having fun? It's loads of fun! We're almost… almost there, now. [AUDIENCE: NO!] You don't even know what I'm talking about. "Almost there"– does that imply something bad? It's a good moment that you have in front of you. You have lots of good moments ahead of you. But one of them is when you can get out of here, and you can tell the world what a wonderful evening you had! And if you don't, you can tell them about the wonderful evening I had, because this is truly great, Glasgow! Thank you! Thank you. I'm kinda new at this. I'm learning. But aren't we all? So… Conclusively, I give you… Monstrance Clock.
BEFORE "MARY ON A CROSS"
Glasgow… You see how it works? I haven't told you yet. This is how an ending of a show works: we stop playing, and you leave. I don't know if you got that fact, but that's how it is! I was told, once, before we ever played in Scotland –well, before they ever played in Scotland– that you would be a tough crowd. They were told that you were gonna boo and throw shit. "So don't ever go to Scotland!" they said. You know what they said? "Fuck you! We're going anyway!" And from that first night at the– what was that, The Academy? I read somewhere. We knew– they knew– well, we can say "we" because I'm part of it now, right? We! We knew… that Glasgow was our home. [INAUDIBLE]… even though we were just a stinking fucking supporter. Not one glass was thrown. Not one single curse that I could hear– that he could hear. No one heard one. That's it. So! because we fucked this ending up now because you're still here, we might as well play you a few more songs, right? You asked for this. We shall deliver! This is the song that my daddy used to sing for me.
AFTER "MARY ON A CROSS" / BEFORE "DANCE MACABRE"
Marijuana… Ah, fuck that! You better get your dancing shoes, Glasgow! Do you wanna dance? I wanna know that each rump is wobbling tonight! One! Two! Three! Go!
BEFORE "SQUARE HAMMER"
You had enough? Have you had enough? Huh? Okay, good! We've got one more, Glasgow. More [INAUDIBLE]. So now you [INAUDIBLE] to this little motherfucker, and he will tear you a new one!
Nihil: "I never said that. I may have thought it, you may have heard it, and it might be true…but I never said that."
Primo: "The next person that offers me pity will be mentioned, by name, in my suicide note."
Secondo: "Don't preach to me about romance. I had a threeway in a hot air balloon."
Terzo: "What makes humans different from other animals? We're the only species on earth that observes Shark Week. Sharks don't even observe Shark Week, but we do. For the same reason I can pick up this pencil, tell you it's name is Steve and go like this [*breaks pencil*] and part of you dies just a little bit on the inside. Because people can connect with anything. We can sympathize with a pencil, we can forgive a shark, and we can give Ben Affleck an Academy Award for screenwriting."
Copia: "Doing anything more than the minimum amount of work required is my definition of failing."
Perpetua: "I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I can make anything right or wrong. So either I'm God or truth is relative. In either case, booyah!"
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