Definitely A Human™

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

oh you have adhd? name one

[7ft-tall-shadow-creature-deacti]

Lemon

[i-human-badly]

Being "high" = being made of lead apparently and that's something I can vibe with.

[deafmic]

I personally think that Tumblr should embrace their status as an anti-social media and start implementing small things that would actively make this website more of a nuisance.

[deafmic]

Some ideas, some borrowed from other posts:

-an @ everyone feature, which would notify all your followers of a post. What's the difference between this and turning on post notifications? Well, with this you don't get to choose if you've been notified or not

-mail forwarding. You get an ask you don't like? Hit this button to forward it on to a random person.

-bring back the ability to edit other people's posts except this time it notifies you if someone has edited their post so you can have beef with them if you want

-the ability to create statuses that show up next to your username when you go to your blog. This has great chaos potential.

-polls, with both unlimited options and unlimited time that can be customized. I want to see the entire bee movie script in the form of a poll

Feel free to add on more

[i-human-badly]

@staff 🥰

[literally-a-piece-of-trash]

Ah yes, the 5 love languages:

touch starved

my parents never told me they are proud of me

i love Stuff

im so fucken tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes

hey pay attention to me

[i-human-badly]

I'm "pay attention to me" and "touch starved" does anyone just want to cuddle

[i-human-badly]

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[i-human-badly]

Okay but what is hand holding even. What does it accomplish. Why does it feel nice. It's literally unhygienic but so reassuring?? Hello, what?

[kingabezka]

Monkey brain makes hold other human. Other human doesn't get lost. You and other human are connected and not apart. Monkey brain happy.

[i-human-badly]

Monkey brain looking at monkey hands; big scary hand things could hurt me

Monkey brain, five seconds later, holding hands; SAFE cannot hurt me BIG WARM smooth S O F T /monkey brain pleased/

[i-human-badly]

Neurotypical humans: focuses and gets work done

Neurodivergant humans: daydreams, writes a poem, dissociates to music for an hour, starts reading a book, loses the page they're on, makes pie, stares at work until the sun makes it catch fire.

[i-human-badly]

Okay but what is hand holding even. What does it accomplish. Why does it feel nice. It's literally unhygienic but so reassuring?? Hello, what?

[i-human-badly]

I can't for the life of me understand these new digital cameras. Give me a Polaroid any day. Or hell, even a disposable camera and a good couple hundred yards of film.

[i-human-badly]

I'm confused on the whole concept of money. So I have to do stuff to earn stuff to be able to get the stuff I need to live? Rude.