THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR.

i'm dan. i write shitty poetry and repost funny things that i didn't think of and ponder my sexuality.

[evaunit08]

[i-in-the-am]

Is there ... is there make up on his face ? Did he try to ... contour ?

[hello-yes-ok]

So this may be a naive question but is it wrong for an 18 year old to date a 25 year old? I see all of these posts about how 13 year olds shouldnt trust 18 year olds and that makes me wonder if the same goes for all ages.

[hello-yes-ok]

No really, i need this answered.

[i-in-the-am]

Also basically just do what you feel is right. If the older person seems like he's good for you then totes do it. If not, don't. At eighteen, I think that people are mature enough to make decisions like this :)

[hello-yes-ok]

So this may be a naive question but is it wrong for an 18 year old to date a 25 year old? I see all of these posts about how 13 year olds shouldnt trust 18 year olds and that makes me wonder if the same goes for all ages.

[hello-yes-ok]

No really, i need this answered.

[i-in-the-am]

The difference is that at thirteen, generally you don't fucking understand that the world is a bad place and your actions actually do have consequences. You Just Think Youre Cool Cuz you Have An Older Bf, you don't think about the fact that you will most likely get a bad reputation and pressured into things you aren't ready for. At eighteen, however, you have a pretty good idea of what's up with life and you can look after yourself. So, Yeh, I'd say it's perfectly fine for an eighteen year old to date a twenty five year old :) hope that helped

[youthfawn]

[i-in-the-am]

For a moment I thought this was a diaper on an ice cream cone. Dying.

[natives]

I miss when this website was just a bunch of people chillin tryin to have fun like now the only thing I ever see on here is people arguing about everything……. it’s exhausting

[i-in-the-am]

Somebody fucking said it.

[naity-sama]

Some words to use when writing things:

winking

clenching

pulsing

fluttering

contracting

twitching

sucking

quivering

pulsating

throbbing

beating

thumping

thudding

pounding

humming

palpitate

vibrate

grinding

crushing

hammering

lashing

knocking

driving

thrusting

pushing

force

injecting

filling

dilate

stretching

lingering

expanding

bouncing

reaming

elongate

enlarge

unfolding

yielding

sternly

firmly

tightly 

harshly

thoroughly

consistently

precision

accuracy

carefully

demanding

strictly

restriction

meticulously

scrupulously

rigorously

rim

edge

lip

circle

band

encircling

enclosing

surrounding

piercing

curl

lock

twist

coil

spiral

whorl

dip

wet

soak

madly

wildly

noisily

rowdily

rambunctiously

decadent

degenerate

immoral

indulgent

accept

take

invite

nook

indentation

niche

depression

indent

depress

delay

tossing

writhing

flailing

squirming

rolling

wriggling

wiggling

thrashing

struggling

grappling

striving

straining

[littlestsecret]

Appetite -  craving, demand, gluttony, greed, hunger, inclination, insatiable, longing, lust, passion, ravenousness, relish, taste, thirst, urge, voracity, weakness, willingness, yearning, ardor, dedication, desire, devotion, enthusiasm, excitement, fervor, horny, intensity, keenness, wholeheartedness, zeal

Arouse -  agitate, awaken, electrify, enliven, excite, entice, foment, goad, incite, inflame, instigate, kindle, provoke, rally, rouse, spark, stimulate, stir, thrill, waken, warm, whet, attract, charm, coax, fire up, fuel, heat up, lure, produce, stir up, tantalize, tease, tempt, thrum, torment, wind up, work up

Assault -  attack, advancing, aggressive, assailing, charging, incursion, inundated, invasion, offensive, onset, onslaught, overwhelmed, ruinous, tempestuous, strike, violation, ambush, assail, barrage, bombard, bombardment, crackdown, wound Beautiful -  admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, bewitching, charming, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, exquisite, fascinating, gorgeous, graceful, grand, magnificent, marvelous, pleasing, radiant, ravishing, resplendent, splendid, stunning, sublime, attractive, beguiling, captivating, enchanting, engaging, enthralling, eye-catching, fetching, fine, fine-looking, good-looking, handsome, inviting, lovely, mesmeric, mesmerizing, pretty, rakish, refined, striking, tantalizing, tempting Brutal -  atrocious, barbarous, bloodthirsty, callous, cruel, feral, ferocious, hard, harsh, heartless, inhuman, merciless, murderous, pitiless, remorseless, rough, rude, ruthless, savage, severe, terrible, unmerciful, vicious, bestial, brute, brutish, cold-blooded, fierce, gory, nasty, rancorous, sadistic, uncompromising, unfeeling, unforgiving, unpitying, violent, wild Burly – able-bodied, athletic, beefy, big, brawny, broad-shouldered, bulky, dense, enormous, great, hard, hardy, hearty, heavily built, heavy, hefty, huge, husky, immense, large, massive, muscular, mighty, outsized, oversized, powerful, powerfully built, prodigious, robust, solid, stalwart, stocky, stout, strapping, strong, strongly built, sturdy, thick, thickset, tough, well-built, well-developed Carnal -  animalistic, bodily, impure, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, libidinous, licentious, lustful, physical, prurient, salacious, sensuous, voluptuous, vulgar, wanton, , coarse, crude, dirty, raunchy, rough, unclean Dangerous -  alarming, critical, fatal, formidable, impending, malignant, menacing, mortal, nasty, perilous, precarious, pressing, serious, terrible, threatening, treacherous, urgent, vulnerable, wicked, acute, damaging, deadly, death-defying, deathly, destructive, detrimental, explosive, grave, harmful, hazardous, injurious, lethal, life-threatening, noxious, poisonous, risky, severe, terrifying, toxic, unsafe, unstable, venomous Dark -  atrocious, corrupt, forbidding, foul, infernal, midnight, morbid, ominous, sinful, sinister, somber, threatening, twilight, vile, wicked, abject, alarming, appalling, baleful, bizarre, bleak, bloodcurdling, boding evil, chilling, cold, condemned, creepy, damned, daunting, demented, desolate, dire, dismal, disturbing, doomed, dour, dread, dreary, dusk, eerie, fear, fearsome, frightening, ghastly, ghostly, ghoulish, gloom, gloomy, grave, grim, grisly, gruesome, hair-raising, haunted, hideous, hopeless, horrendous, horrible, horrid, horrific, horrifying, horror, ill-fated, ill-omened, ill-starred, inauspicious, inhospitable, looming, lost, macabre, malice, malignant, menacing, murky, mysterious, night, panic, pessimistic, petrifying, scary, shadows, shadowy, shade, shady, shocking, soul-destroying, sour, spine-chilling, spine-tingling, strange, terrifying, uncanny, unearthly, unlucky, unnatural, unnerving, weird, wretched Delicious - enticing, exquisite, luscious, lush, rich, savory, sweet, tasty, tempting, appetizing, delectable, flavorsome, full of flavor, juicy, lip-smacking, mouth-watering, piquant, relish, ripe, salty, spicy, scrummy, scrumptious, succulent, tangy, tart, tasty, yummy, zesty Ecstasy -  delectation, delirium, elation, euphoria, fervor, frenzy, joy, rapture, transport, bliss, excitement, happiness, heaven, high, paradise, rhapsody, thrill, blissful, delighted, elated, extremely happy, in raptures (of delight), in seventh heaven, jubilant, on cloud nine, overexcited, overjoyed, rapturous, thrilled Ecstatic -  delirious, enraptured, euphoric, fervent, frenzied, joyous, transported, wild Erotic -  amatory, amorous, aphrodisiac, carnal, earthy, erogenous, fervid, filthy, hot, impassioned, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, raw, romantic, rousing, salacious, seductive, sensual, sexual, spicy, steamy, stimulating, suggestive, titillating, voluptuous, tantalizing Gasp -  catch of breath, choke, gulp, heave, inhale, pant, puff, snort, wheeze, huff, rasp, sharp intake of air, short of breath, struggle for breath, swallow, winded  Heated - ardent, avid, excited, fervent, fervid, fierce, fiery, frenzied, furious, impassioned, intense, passionate, raging, scalding, scorched, stormy, tempestuous, vehement, violent, ablaze, aflame, all-consuming, blazing, blistering, burning, crazed, explosive, febrile, feverish, fired up, flaming, flushed, frantic, hot, hot-blooded, impatient, incensed, maddening, obsessed, possessed, randy, searing, sizzling, smoldering, sweltering, torrid, turbulent, volatile, worked up, zealous Hunger -  appetite, ache, craving, gluttony, greed, longing, lust, mania, mouth-watering, ravenous, voracious, want, yearning, thirst Hungry -  avid, carnivorous, covetous, craving, eager, greedy, hungered, rapacious, ravenous, starved, unsatisfied, voracious, avaricious, desirous, famished, grasping, insatiable, keen, longing, predatory, ravening, starving, thirsty, wanting Intense -  forceful, severe, passionate, acute, agonizing, ardent, anxious, biting, bitter, burning, close, consuming, cutting, deep, eager, earnest, excessive, exquisite, extreme, fervent, fervid, fierce, forcible, great, harsh, impassioned, keen, marked, piercing, powerful, profound, severe, sharp, strong, vehement, violent, vivid, vigorous Liquid -  damp, cream, creamy, dripping, ichorous, juicy, moist, luscious, melted, moist, pulpy, sappy, soaking, solvent, sopping, succulent, viscous, wet / aqueous, broth, elixir, extract, flux, juice, liquor, nectar, sap, sauce, secretion, solution, vitae, awash, moisture, boggy, dewy, drenched, drip, drop, droplet, drowning, flood, flooded, flowing, fountain, jewel, leaky, milky, overflowing, saturated, slick, slippery, soaked, sodden, soggy, stream, swamp, tear, teardrop, torrent, waterlogged, watery, weeping Lithe - agile, lean, pliant, slight, spare, sinewy, slender, supple, deft, fit, flexible, lanky, leggy, limber, lissom, lissome, nimble, sinuous, skinny, sleek, slender, slim, svelte, trim, thin, willowy, wiry Moan - beef, cry, gripe, grouse, grumble, lament, lamentation, plaint, sob, wail, whine, bemoan, bewail, carp, deplore, grieve, gripe, grouse, grumble, keen, lament, sigh, sob, wail, whine, mewl Moving -  (exciting,) affecting, effective  arousing, awakening, breathless, dynamic, eloquent, emotional, emotive, expressive, fecund, far-out, felt in gut, grabbed by, gripping, heartbreaking, heartrending, impelling, impressive, inspirational, meaningful, mind-bending, mind-blowing, motivating, persuasive, poignant, propelling, provoking, quickening, rallying, rousing, significant, stimulating, simulative, stirring, stunning, touching, awe-inspiring, energizing, exhilarating, fascinating, heart pounding, heart stopping, inspiring, riveting, thrilling Need -  compulsion, demand, desperate, devoir, extremity, impatient longing, must, urge, urgency / desire, appetite, avid, burn, craving, eagerness, fascination, greed, hunger, insatiable, longing, lust, taste, thirst, voracious, want, yearning, ache, addiction, aspiration, desire, fever, fixation, hankering, hope, impulse, inclination, infatuation, itch, obsession, passion, pining, wish, yen Pain -  ache, afflict, affliction, agony, agonize, anguish, bite, burn, chafe, distress, fever, grief, hurt, inflame, laceration, misery, pang, punish, sting, suffering, tenderness, throb, throe, torment, torture, smart Painful -  aching, agonizing, arduous, awful, biting, burning, caustic, dire, distressing, dreadful, excruciating, extreme, grievous, inflamed, piercing, raw, sensitive, severe, sharp, tender, terrible, throbbing, tormenting, angry, bleeding, bloody, bruised, cutting, hurting, injured, irritated, prickly, skinned, smarting, sore, stinging, unbearable, uncomfortable, upsetting, wounded Perverted -  aberrant, abnormal, corrupt, debased, debauched, defiling, depraved, deviant, monstrous, tainted, twisted, vicious, warped, wicked, abhorrent, base, decadent, degenerate, degrading, dirty, disgusting, dissipated, dissolute, distasteful, hedonistic, immodest, immoral, indecent, indulgent, licentious, nasty, profligate, repellent, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, shameful, shameless, sickening, sinful, smutty, sordid, unscrupulous, vile  Pleasurable -  charming, gratifying, luscious, satisfying, savory, agreeable, delicious, delightful, enjoyable, nice, pleasant, pleasing, soothing, succulent Pleasure -  bliss, delight, gluttony, gratification, relish, satisfaction, thrill, adventure, amusement, buzz, contentment, delight, desire, ecstasy, enjoyment, excitement, fun, happiness, harmony, heaven, joy, kick, liking, paradise, seventh heaven  Rapacious-  avaricious, ferocious, furious, greedy, predatory, ravening, ravenous, savage, voracious, aggressive, gluttonous, grasping, insatiable, marauding, plundering Rapture -  bliss, ecstasy, elation, exaltation, glory, gratification, passion, pleasure, floating, unbridled joy Rigid -  adamant, austere, definite, determined, exact, firm, hard, rigorous, solid, stern, uncompromising, unrelenting, unyielding, concrete, fixed, harsh, immovable, inflexible, obstinate, resolute, resolved, severe, steadfast, steady, stiff, strong, strict, stubborn, taut, tense, tight, tough, unbending, unchangeable, unwavering Sudden -  abrupt, accelerated, acute, fast, flashing, fleeting, hasty, headlong, hurried, immediate, impetuous, impulsive, quick, quickening, rapid, rash, rushing, swift, brash, brisk, brusque, instant, instantaneous, out of the blue, reckless, rushed, sharp, spontaneous, urgent, without warning Thrust -  (forward) advance, drive, forge, impetus, impulsion, lunge, momentum, onslaught, poke, pressure, prod, propulsion, punch, push, shove, power, proceed, progress, propel (push hard) assail, assault, attack, bear down, buck, drive, force, heave, impale, impel, jab, lunge, plunge, press, pound, prod, ram, shove, stab, transfix, urge, bang, burrow, cram, gouge, jam, pierce, punch, slam, spear, spike, stick Thunder-struck - amazed, astonished, aghast, astounded, awestruck, confounded, dazed, dazed, dismayed, overwhelmed, shocked, staggered, startled, stunned, gob-smacked, bewildered, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, horrified, incredulous, surprised, taken aback  Torment - agony, anguish, hurt, misery, pain, punishment, suffering, afflict, angst, conflict, distress, grief, heartache, misfortune, nightmare, persecute, plague, sorrow, strife, tease, test, trial, tribulation, torture, turmoil, vex, woe Touch -  (physical) - blow, brush, caress, collide, come together, contact, converge, crash, cuddle, embrace, feel, feel up, finger, fondle, frisk, glance, glide, graze, grope, handle, hit, hug, impact, join, junction, kiss, lick, line, manipulate, march, massage, meet, nudge, palm, partake, pat, paw, peck, pet, pinch, probe, push, reach, rub, scratch, skim, slide, smooth, strike, stroke, suck, sweep, tag, tap, taste, thumb, tickle, tip, touching, toy, bite, bump, burrow, buss, bury, circle, claw, clean, clutch, cover, creep, crush, cup, curl, delve, dig, drag, draw, ease, edge, fiddle with, flick, flit, fumble, grind, grip, grub, hold, huddle, knead, lap, lave, lay a hand on, maneuver, manhandle, mash, mold, muzzle, neck, nestle, nibble, nip, nuzzle, outline, play, polish, press, pull, rasp, ravish, ream, rim, run, scoop, scrabble, scrape, scrub, shave, shift, shunt, skate, slip, slither, smack, snake, snuggle, soothe, spank, splay, spread, squeeze, stretch, swipe, tangle, tease, thump, tongue, trace, trail, tunnel twiddle, twirl, twist, tug, work, wrap  (mental) - communicate, examine, inspect, perception, scrutinize Wet - bathe, bleed, burst, cascade, course, cover, cream, damp, dampen, deluge, dip, douse, drench, dribble, drip, drizzle, drool, drop, drown, dunk, erupt, flood, flow, gush, immerse, issue, jet, leach, leak, moisten, ooze, overflow, permeate, plunge, pour, rain, rinse, run, salivate, saturate, secrete, seep, shower, shoot, slaver, slobber, slop, slosh, sluice, spill, soak, souse, spew, spit, splash, splatter, spout, spray, sprinkle, spurt, squirt, steep, stream, submerge, surge, swab, swamp, swill, swim, trickle, wash, water Wicked -  abominable, amoral, atrocious, awful, base, barbarous, dangerous, debased, depraved, distressing, dreadful, evil, fearful, fiendish, fierce, foul, heartless, hazardous, heinous, immoral, indecent, intense, mean, nasty, naughty, nefarious, offensive, profane, scandalous, severe, shameful, shameless, sinful, terrible, unholy, vicious, vile, villainous, wayward, bad, criminal, cruel, deplorable, despicable, devious, ill-intentioned, impious, impish, iniquitous, irreverent, loathsome, Machiavellian, mad, malevolent, malicious, merciless, mischievous, monstrous, perverse, ruthless, spiteful, uncaring, unkind, unscrupulous, vindictive, virulent, wretched Writhe -  agonize, bend, jerk, recoil, lurch, plunge, slither, squirm, struggle, suffer, thrash, thresh, twist, wiggle, wriggle, angle, arc, bow, buck, coil, contort, convulse, curl, curve, fidget, fight, flex, go into spasm, grind, heave, jiggle, jolt, kick, rear, reel, ripple, resist, roll, lash, lash out, screw up, shake, shift, slide, spasm, stir, strain, stretch, surge, swell, swivel, thrust, turn violently, tussle, twitch, undulate, warp, worm, wrench, wrestle, yank 

[aghostnotaguardian-archive]

//MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS - HERE IS THE ANSWER TO THE PROBLEM OF FINDING THAT RIGHT WORD!!!!!

[i-in-the-am]

Fucking lifesavers.

[271121157510]

Protect White girls at ALL costs!

[colachampagnedad]

fuck do white girls need protection from? the sun?

[i-in-the-am]

Pretty much, yes. Us white girls are very delicate and the sun is our enemy. We will get sunburns. You need to protect us at all costs. *heavy sarcasm* *white girls are fine* *but we do need sunscreen though*

[lucifurby]

[holyromanhomo]

[sagittariyas]

make a hashtag putting down WoC and ask “why can’t we all be equal” when it backfires #whitegirlsdoitbetter

[i-in-the-am]

Not every fucking white girl. I wasn't even fucking alive during the hardcore racial shit. Me trying to make friends with a black girl ? Forget about it, they don't fucking want me because I'm too fucking white. Stop generalising shit, because that makes you just as much of an asshole as the people who generalise you.

[iceboundolive]

For real tumblr needs to stop being so fucking america-centric because this site only gives a shit about the usa when half of canada is literally on fire, greece still might be kicked out of the euro which would devestate the nation, theres war in the middle east that seems as though it will never end, austrailia and britain are run by satan incarnates, and thousands are still being persecuted for being lgbtqa+

Just because you dont live in a country, doesnt mean its problems dont deserve attention

[gayy]

If youre american you should reblog this

[i-in-the-am]

And can somebody please pay attention to africa ? No, I'm not talking about the starving African children. I'm talking about fucking xenophobic attacks and taxi violence and the fact that south Africa's government is literally just the biggest joke. Our current president said that he would not get aids because he fucking took a shower after having sex. How is this all being ignored ? A few months ago the xenophobic attacks got so bad that people were fucking getting burned alive in the streets. I have friends who have been abandoned by cabs late at night because of death threats from taxi drivers. And you think they won't follow up on those threats ? Search south African taxi violence (unless you have a weak stomach). And then fucking help south africa, because our current government is only able to stay in power by keeping everybody uneducated. I know it sounds like I'm bitching, but I'm so sick of every body going on about the poor starving kids in Africa. You can't fix a problem if you only focus on one symptom. HELP US.

[velveteenvampire]

so, you’re a straight girl so, you saw one photo of ruby rose so, you say “oh my god she can turn me gay” you know what?  that’s fine. that’s fine by me.  go ahead. turn gay for natalie dormer,  and for lupita,  and for katy perry, and for beyonce, and for nicki. “oh, i would go gay for her.” would you? would you really?  go ahead, straight girl. turn gay. be my guest.  you wanna be gay?  fucking do it.  come out to your parents. watch them slowly retreat behind slammed doors.  is that enough for you?  go to a pride parade, and have stones thrown at you, come to my country, so the government can threaten you with a 5 year prison penalty for a public or online demonstration of homosexuality. are you gay for her yet? are you, are you?  why don’t you walk the halls of your school with the words gay painted like a target at the back of your head,  with the same straight boys you flirt with  screaming  s l u r s at you. have you had enough? have you?  so you would “turn gay” will you?  say it again. say it again, i dare you,  say it again,  people like you made it so that  when i came out to my best friends, she spent a month thinking i had been joking about loving girls.  say it again. that you would turn gay for a pretty face. my mother tried to convince me i was imagining things.  “there is a difference between thinking a girl is pretty and liking a girl. girls don’t like other girls” tell me how you have “gone gay” maybe i will find a way to unbecome it, and be straight again so my parents will love me so my friends will come back to me so i will not have to be so damn scared all the time  straight girls, you do not “turn gay” because you saw some shoulders, and an undercut, and  your aesthetic appreciation  will never, ever equate to what i had to go through,  looking at my friends and saying “i am in love with you” and her saying “i know” because she thought i was not being serious. say it again, straight girls. say that you’re turning gay. will you stay at the next pride with me, with the world against us? will you correct your parents when they say gay is a disease? you do not turn gay. you do not “go” gay.  if you are just realising that there is more to your heart than loving boys - then you should think about it. but if you are just saying that because you are entertained by the idea of a glamorous aesthetically arranged photoshoot - i don’t want to hear it. we don’t want to hear it. enough already. so, you want to be gay for ruby rose?  say it again, and again, and again, until your best friends braves telling you “i think i love girls too” and then what? and then what? and then what? you are not ready to be gay at all.  straight girls - for us this is war. straight girls - how do i say this and remain politically correct? shut up.

so you’re gay for ruby rose/natalie dormer/a pretty famous lady (via officialedmundcorcoran)

I’ll never not reblog this

(via creativeanneuniverse)

Fuck yeah. This. THIS IS HOW YOU REACT TO STRAIGHT PEOPLE.

[grassfire]

the older i get the less patience i have for The Straights elbowing their way into every little safe zone that’s been made primarily to avoid them, as a refuge from them, as a gathering point for everyone who has been excluded by them.

the neologism treadmill that’s worked overtime by those same hets in an effort to constantly narrow what the definition of “”“straight”“” is primarily so they can bargearse their way into these spaces and shout over everyone else is a fuckin’ garbage concept and i’m tired of having to smile and make nice with these assholes.

you don’t get to have all the privileges of your hetness and then pretend like you’re simultaneously being oppressed by those same benefits just because you want to play at being The Other.

[i-in-the-am]

Okay, you know what. I have held this in for so fucking long. I am -as far as I know- straight. I haven't entirely figured out my sexuality yet. I have never once hated on any lgbtq people, and, honestly ? Ninety nine percent of my friends are lesbian or bi or gay. So, if I want to spend the night with my queer friends, and they want to go to a gay bar, does that mean I shouldn't be allowed to go ? Do I have to be left out of things like gay pride parades, where I want to support my friends (who want me there as well )? Do I have to stop being friends with any of my friends that aren't straight ? Because, honestly, that's just idiotic. I'm not being oppressed. I have never said that. But treating all straight people, regardless of what they have done or not done for or against the lgbt community, like oppressors is just stupid.

[i-in-the-am]

Morning Beauties vs Morning Beasts

Stretches to the sound of birds chirping, broad smile on their face: Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Aquarius

Will probably kill you. Violently. With an alarm clock, eyes still closed: Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces, Libra, Sagittarius

I'm an Aries and, no joke, when my sister woke me up to tell me that she was going into labour and we needed to go to the hospital, I told her to Fuck off.

[thecooltrashcat]

[i-in-the-am]

Vodka chocolate and ice cream do not taste like what my mother sees when she looks at me.

[therosielord]

Give me a villain who truly believes 100% that they are doing the right thing. Give me a villain who believes in their cause with all their heart and soul. Give me a villain who shows true, utter anguish at the thought of their plans being ruined. Give me a villain who is desperate to win because they think that their work is what will save us all. Villains never think their villains. Give me a villain who acts just like a hero.

[satirizing]

[i-in-the-am]

Have you watched kingsman ?

[awesomequacker-deactivated20151]

there are asexuals who are entirely disgusted by sex

there are asexuals who are fine talking about sex but aren’t willing to have it themselves

there are asexuals who like sex in theory but not in practice

there are asexuals who dont really care for it but are happy to do it for someone they love

there are asexuals who enjoy or even love the stimulation of sex but have no actual need or craving for it; its just like any other activity to do with someone and can easily be replaced with literally anything else

there are asexuals who do have a sexdrive but its only triggered by a strong emotional attachment rather than physical factors

there are a whole bunch of asexuals and if i hear “lol so ur like a plant” one more time i swear to fucking god

[i-in-the-am]

This needed to be said.

[taekookau-deactivated20160227]

SERIOUS TALK: 

Okay idk if you guys have heard about this yet so I’m going to inform you about what’s going on because it’s really serious and I think everyone needs to know about this. So basically there are some sick fucking people now who have started taping and gluing razor blades around children’s parks (and on the handles of gas pumps) and placing them strategically so children get hurt. They tape them to the handles of monkey bars (so the children’s hands get sliced open), they tape them inside of slides (i think you can imagine what will happen there) and just everywhere around the playgrounds with a sick intention of hurting young kids. I know this has literally nothing to do with my blog but I take my younger cousin to the park almost every day in the summer, and I can’t imagine what I’d do if he went down a slide rigged with razor blades. So pleaspleaseplease reblog this, I think people need to see it so they can be more careful, I don’t want little kids possibly seriously hurting themselves.

[gemini-sonic]

Spreading this like wildfire!

[cherry-sailor]

I normally don’t reblog stuff like this, but I’ve got three little brother I’ve got to look out for.