Three Small Children In A Trenchcoat

Rosie. She/her. AKA wishiwaslegolas. Current hyperfixations: Our Flag Means Death, Sherlock Holmes, magical girls, doll customizing. Find a link to all my music in the sidebar! The_bedheaded_league on ao3.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[ecstaticadventures]

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

[gokusclit]

I need everyone to be less afraid of the word lesbian Though lol like no this thing doesn’t have to be sapphic wlw WuhluhWuh it’s LESBIANNNNNNN bitch

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

[animentality]

[starrose17]

[muffymayhem]

coltland twin doodles!!

[warcrimesimulator]

[qqueenofhades]

I may regret asking this of the medieval scholar, as it is one of my favourite examples of how a dedication to *versimilitude* over 'realism' can take you to wonderful places, but... thoughts on A Knight's Tale (2001)?

Oh no, you won't regret it. I unironically adore this movie and should in fact rewatch it. More medieval films should be like it; as you say, it's not trying in any sense of the word to evoke a painstaking (and inaccurate anyway) aura of Gritty Grey Medieval Realism. It actually has COLOR (zomgz) and jokes and Paul Bettany as Chaucer, who is of course the best. It evokes the sporting-event-spectacle of a tournament with "We Are The Champions"; none of Shannyn Sossamon's costumes make any sense; Heath Ledger is at his rumpled blond peasant-boy peak; Rufus Sewell both smolders and slimes; it is in general an absolutely perfect piece of medieval media. 10/10.

[redstonedust]

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

[lesbianalicent]

[irideer]

let em keep thinking we’re dead

[moniquill]

[therosielord]

Happy 4th of July I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[therosielord]

Okay I absolutely love the idea of Rocky insisting that Grace demonstrate human persistence hunting (slowly chasing him around the biodome until Rocky collapses from exhaustion and Grace strolls up on him casually like “Gotchaaaa”) but imagine that after this, Grace asks that Rocky demonstrate how Eridians evolved to hunt.

Rocky: No need. Eridians are ambush hunters.

Grace: I know, you said. I wanna see!

Rocky: Rocky show Grace already.

Grace: What? No you didn’t!

Rocky: Yes, yes. Many times.

Grace: When?

Rocky: Remember all of the times on Hail Mary when Rocky walked up to Grace and said something in normal volume and Grace jumped into the air and screamed, question?

Grace: …………..okay I see your point.

[lesbianshepard]

can't stop thinking about how Remmick had a black eye after fleeing the Choctaw vampire hunters. Forget stakes and holy water and garlic; they were just straight up beating his ass

[byjove]

Most of us have a gross food at a friend’s house while growing up story but mine was sooooo wild. We sat down to dinner, the side dishes were like white rice and broccoli and the main entree was shrimp. Just shrimp. Unseasoned steamed shrimp. Pink. Not a shred of any sort of herb or flavoring on that thang. I do not enjoy shrimp on the best of days but I can tolerate it, I bit into one just to make sure there wasn’t like a clear lemon sauce or something that wasn’t visible but no, this was really and truly completely unseasoned shrimp. This was a predicament. I was in maybe the third grade, I really wanted to make a good impression so I politely asked if there was any cocktail sauce to dip the shrimp in as that was what I was used to doing. Her dad laughed and said no.

I straight up could not make myself eat it. I tried very politely to nibble on the side dishes and I did not place additional shrimp on my plate as to be polite and not waste food but it was fucking surreal. The whole unseasoned meal combination was not human food, it was like a fancy meal for an expensive dog. Her, her parents and her brother are eating it like unseasoned rice, broccoli and shrimp is a completely normal meal. I feel it is important to note that this was occurring in North Carolina so I’m not used to dealing with this, I had never experienced an unseasoned shrimp with no sauce in my 9 or 10 years of life. I also feel it is important to note my friend is biracial, Black mom, white dad. This is not a midwestern Caucasian mom mealtime disaster, this is 100 miles inland from the fucking coast in North Carolina. Shrimp is not a cheap food so it’s not like they just couldn’t afford to season the protein. To this day, I still do not understand. Maybe they were health freaks, maybe someone in the household was on a low sodium diet but not a single HERB??? NOTHING????? WHY WERE THEY EATING LIKE THAT???????

My friend’s dad mentioned to my dad that I hadn’t eaten at dinner when they walked me home, presumably because he didn’t want my dad to think they had me over for dinner and refused to feed me when I went home starving. My parents taught me to always be polite and gracious and I’d get in trouble for being rude for things I did not completely understand were slights but I knew bonding over food is a big part of the culture in the south so not feeding someone when they’re at your house and/or not eating when offered is considered rude and bizarre. I waited for them to leave and I was sooooo worried I’d be in trouble but I explained the unseasoned shrimp dilemma to my dad and the look on his face was like 😟, he was also truly fucking baffled and I was absolved of all guilt.

[sandersstudies]

Sick list of symptoms bro. Now try humanizing your behavior instead of pathologizing it.

[sandersstudies]

Pathologizing: Hey sorry I yelled at you. I have this ADHD symptom called RSD that makes me really sensitive.

Humanizing: Hey, I’m sorry that I blew up like that earlier. In the moment I felt really attacked and overwhelmed and I reacted badly, but I know you didn’t mean to offend me with what you said, so that behavior is on me.

[queer-asinfuckyou]

Because I just saw a post bitching about this one, I want to add: this post is saying that you need to take accountability for the way you hurt other people, even if it happens because of a symptom of your disability/illness. It's also saying that using terms (especially acronyms) that aren't common knowledge isn't a helpful way to explain yourself. It is NOT saying that you need to let people walk all over you because "your disability isn't an excuse."

If you're diabetic, you don't have to eat the honey glazed ham that will send you into a coma (their example). But you also can't yell at the person offering it and accuse them of trying to kill you. You can just say "thanks, but my body can't handle that kind of sugar intake, so I'll pass"

[ayin-me-yesh]

If you run over someone's foot with your wheelchair you still apologise