I am recording my dreams here

[i-just-dreamt]

I feel sick, like genuinely sick and scared. I had a nightmare of a monster that I can’t begin to possibly describe that controls everything and it was one of the most horrific experiences I’ve ever had. Thinking about it makes me want to vomit. I am only sharing this because I think it would help me to tell others

[i-just-dreamt]

I was cast as sans in a production of Undertale the Musical but I didn’t know a single line so I just said “Eh I’m the Skeleton” and everyone cheered

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Shaq isn’t dead but instead he is just sleeping in a giant bunker underground. When he wakes up is when the rapture happens

[i-just-dreamt]

Nami became an IDF soldier just so she could steal all the IDF funding for herself

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I was going to Five Nights at Freddy’s the Musical on Broadway except you had to go to a performance every day for the whole week since each day was a different night in FNAF

[i-just-dreamt]

I kept trying to join a D&D group but every time I would do something wrong, like drink the wrong type of Coca Cola, and they would kick me, it got to a point where I have gotten kicked from so many groups that Wizards of the Coast updated their book to outlaw me from ever playing again. It made me so mad, I became a stardew valley alcoholic

[i-just-dreamt]

An unnamed group was going around killing anyone named Andrew Jackson. It could be first and last name, middle and last name, or first and middle name

[i-just-dreamt]

Instead of fake nami on Demario blacks crew it’s the sun so everytime fake nami would be on screen it would be a blinding light. 12 people died

[i-just-dreamt]

I was an Olympic swimmer and I was so good they recruited me to pull mail kayaks with Joe Biden, specifically Lemon Demon, and Natsu Dragneel from Fairy Tail

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I was listening to a Reddit Aita video in the car and it was about how this guy accidentally switch his burger and his wife’s vegan burger except I had to stop it because he couldn’t go 5 minutes without talking about how the experience made is dick feel

[i-just-dreamt]

Ice witch in eye change color

[i-just-dreamt]

I have had this in my drafts for so long I forgot what it was referencing

[i-just-dreamt]

Ice witch in eye change color

[i-just-dreamt]

After Christmas there is now 6 elves that visit you each night and give you something. This would go on until January. On the 26th, Auto Mowing would visit and give you a ride-on mower. On the 27th, Cowbell would visit and give you a cowbell. On the 28th, Marriage License would visit and legally marry you to a random person in your neighborhood. On the 29th, Sniffy would visit and give you a door knob. On the 30th, Jesus would visit and give you wine. Finally on the 31st, Window Licker would visit and lick your windows.

[i-just-dreamt]

I had to fight the Goblins from the animated hobbit but every time they died they did the kaleidoscope effect from the animated hobbit when they fought the spiders. I was saved by wood elves from the animated hobbit movie

[i-just-dreamt]

My school went into lockdown because their was an intruder and after 10 minutes he got my classrooms door open and he was revealed to be dream the Minecraft YouTuber so everyone laughed at him so hard he cried and ran home

[i-just-dreamt]

Someone was trying to invade a game called super school simulator and wanted to add cheese balls so I had to find their house and take them down

[i-just-dreamt]

I was forced to participate in a hunger game like fight to the death with 24 other people except instead of weapons they gave use musical instruments. I pick a clarinet as my instrument. The fight stopped when they realized instead of fighting we were playing music.